I am concerened for Arlene Phillips like a doctor concerned for a patient. Why is the woman constanly baying for sex and rauchiness?! I dnt even think I can repeat what she said she wanted from poor Patsy and Anton
Last edited by LSATB2005 : 12-11-2005 at 21:07

I know!!! At first we thought she had the hots for Darren Gough, but this week she couldn't get enough of Colin!!! Maybe she is suffering from sexual deprivation!!

ROFLOL. I was thinking along the same lines. Arlene needs to go out and maybe find herself a lovely man friend. I was scared that she was gonna jump ova the desk and maul Colin or sumthing

Arlene likes to see a man in tight trousers wiggling his buttocks. Good for her, I say, it certainly makes the dance more entertaining for me, too! She loves a bit of sex appeal, the minx.

Well it would certainly have made great television!!! Not sure Colin would have been too pleased though!!!

She's always liked dance to be sexy. "Hot Gossip" got Mary Whitehouse hot under the collar, and Kenny Everett didn't introduce their routines as the "naughty bits" for nothing.

It's interesting to contrast her with Sharon Osborne over on ITV. Similar types of comments about lithe young chaps (although Arlene is far less crude and cringeworthy).

Don't forget the age old saying.................


"dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire"

I somehow personally can't imagine having a horizontal desire about Arlene Phillips, I think it's time her HRT Patch was taken off and someone gave her a cuppa Horlicks, bedtime Arlene......

Part of me wants to go "go her" cos when the dancers have that spark it makes the dance so much more thrilling, however i think of her age and she's about the same age as my mother, and i wouldn't want my mother saying those things oh the embarrasment and cringing!!! buts its definately good to have raunchy dancing

Who does the poor lady's hair? She looked like a haystack tonight! Usually all the female dancers have great hair (Patsy's fab quiff deserves a special mention tonight) but Arlene's seems to end up a disaster week after week. Do you think she gets it done and then fiddles with it, then is too proud to get it fixed when she ruins it?

I believe that for about an hour before each show she sits behind a bar glugging straight from the optics.

I swear that she is permanently drunk.

And she looks more and more like she has slept in a tree each week...

Hmm. Is it her feeling those things at her age, or talking about them - at her age - that dismays you?

She looks a million times better than most 62 year olds, even if she is a bit dishevelled.

One week she says Anton and Patsy must be lovers or something now shes upset theyre not doing it on the floor