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Soap Style Moments of Shame
I have a terribly good knack at making a fool of myself. i just want reassurance that I'm not the only one who makes a fool of themself TV-style.
A few weeks ago, in the morning, I was in my bra and knickers, searching for clothes in the clean linen. I heard a knock at the door, and because my younger sisters had gone to the corner shop 15 minutes previously, I knew at once it must be them. Thought I'd make them laugh, so I remembered what Cilla from Corrie said to Les when they were in the hot tub shortly before Shmicheal jumped in and they fell through the ceiling. That: "Come on, big boy!" growled in that loud, "sexy" voice. That always made them laugh, so I swung the door open (in my underwear, yes ), before my eyes landed on the front step, I yelled:"Come on, big boy!"........ It was the paper boy. ![]() Or, the time where I came down to let my friend Ash in, as she was coming over. She is another Emmerdale fanatic, so I thought I'd make her laugh by going to the front door and making some silly reference. "Sorry," I said, in a husky voice through the letterbox, "This is the X-rated Fun house, remember! I'm currently enjoying a bit of "fun" with the remaining King brothers and would prefer it if you came back later. Zak's free though, I think, and we all know what you think about that sexy, sexy beast! ROWR!" Prepared for us to fall about laughing, I opened the door. It was my parents. Of course, there are so many more, but we'd be here, like, all night. I fall over/walk into poles/make terrible faux pas etc. practically every day. You lot have anything similar? |
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I am trying to think..
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Come on folks!! I'm starting to feel like the only one who makes a fool of herself.....
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i surgest you get a spy hole in your door and use it before opening it.
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I have tried to think but i don't really have any...sorry.. How about those pics?
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Originally Posted by Intosoap
I have tried to think but i don't really have any...sorry.. How about those pics?
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Only when i trip up or something.. but it's nothing to shout about.. I have had a few things but not soap related or that funny..
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That's so freeky you should start this thred now!
I was getting ready to go out on Friday and as I was about to do up my trousers my boyfriend and my best mate walked in to see why (as always) I was taking so long. The second they walked in I realized I'd forgoten to tell them I'd found out who Paul has his fling with (like they're THAT interested!). So I started flapping (like I do) and going "Oo, oo, it's Ivan, it's Ivan,..." at which point my trousers fall down around my ankles and I'm left standing there in my boxers looking a right wassock ! My best mate almost collapsed from laughing so much.Then, about 2 hours later, when were in the car, my best mate, who's still giggling about it, suddenly stops giggling, turns to me and says "Hang on, who the f***'s Ivan?" At which point I fall about laughing ! It was just one of those days!So you're not alone. I too could make a career of showing myself up!
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Originally Posted by *Fluffy*
That's so freeky you should start this thred now!
I was getting ready to go out on Friday and as I was about to do up my trousers my boyfriend and my best mate walked in to see why (as always) I was taking so long. The second they walked in I realized I'd forgoten to tell them I'd found out who Paul has his fling with (like they're THAT interested!). So I started flapping (like I do) and going "Oo, oo, it's Ivan, it's Ivan,..." at which point my trousers fall down around my ankles and I'm left standing there in my boxers looking a right wassock ! My best mate almost collapsed from laughing so much.Then, about 2 hours later, when were in the car, my best mate, who's still giggling about it, suddenly stops giggling, turns to me and says "Hang on, who the f***'s Ivan?" At which point I fall about laughing ! It was just one of those days!So you're not alone. I too could make a career of showing myself up! ![]()
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Originally Posted by *Fluffy*
That's so freeky you should start this thred now!
I was getting ready to go out on Friday and as I was about to do up my trousers my boyfriend and my best mate walked in to see why (as always) I was taking so long. The second they walked in I realized I'd forgoten to tell them I'd found out who Paul has his fling with (like they're THAT interested!). So I started flapping (like I do) and going "Oo, oo, it's Ivan, it's Ivan,..." at which point my trousers fall down around my ankles and I'm left standing there in my boxers looking a right wassock ! My best mate almost collapsed from laughing so much.Then, about 2 hours later, when were in the car, my best mate, who's still giggling about it, suddenly stops giggling, turns to me and says "Hang on, who the f***'s Ivan?" At which point I fall about laughing ! It was just one of those days!So you're not alone. I too could make a career of showing myself up! ![]() |
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Ooh, speaking of Ivan, I posted something funny about him on the thread in General Discussion - Great Towns/Cities!! Have a look at that !!!
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O.M.G. General Discussion, I never went there before! Damn I just started a thread in Music that would have been better of in G.D. How do you move a thread?
lol at your Ivan post in G.D. by the way ~charlie-lou~ !
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Originally Posted by ~charlie-lou~
Ooh, speaking of Ivan, I posted something funny about him on the thread in General Discussion - Great Towns/Cities!! Have a look at that !!!
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), before my eyes landed on the front step, I yelled:
! It was just one of those days!
