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Old 14-11-2005, 12:13
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Anyone who has been reading these boards will know that a character other than Nana Moon will die this Xmas.

I can exclusively reveal that it will be... DENNIS... and this is what happens:

It's New Years eve, and the Square is hosting a party with all the residents out in force. There are bonfires, fireworks and lots of alcohol flowing. The party also coincides with the announcement that Chrissy has pleaded guilty for murder and that Sharon and Dennis have decided to move away.

Everyone is celebrating when all of a sudden a firework hits the upper window of the vic, with flames then emerging from the window.

Everyone panics and screams. All of a sudden some meowing can be heard, at which point Sharon screams... "there is a box of kittens upstairs in the vic... Dennis do something!"

Not wanting to see Sharon so upset, Dennis charges into the vic. He catches his t-shirt on a piece of debris and it rips off, revealing his torso. Heroically he sprints up stairs of the vic and picks up the kittens one by one, holding them close to his chest. By this point the fire services are spraying gallons of water into the pub, Dennis getting drenched in the process - but still holding the kittens tight. [All of this is happening with slow motion shots creating a kind of Dennis montage].

Dennis then emerges from the pub victorious, having saved the kittens. Sharon so pleased with her husbands heroric activities then comedy faints into Dennis' arms, only for him to not be able to hold her, and he collapses on the floor from exhaustion.

Cue sexy new Dr to rush in, attempting mouth to mouth...but it's too late. Dennis is dead. All the residents can do is look on in pure amazement, Sharon breaks down in tears. She then turns her attention onto the new dr, then licks her lips and shouts... NEXT.

The end.

(wow its my 700th post!!)
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:17
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That ending is so lame!!
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:17
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LMAO!

congrats on your 700th post bupandgrind!
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:24
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thats well good as long as the kitties are okay
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:27
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Originally Posted by Mad-Maya-Sharma
That ending is so lame!!
I couldnt think of an ending after he had save the kittens. Another sharon comedy faint seemed a likely candidate, with sharon then eyeing up the new Dr.
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:33
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Originally Posted by bumpandgrind
I couldnt think of an ending after he had save the kittens. Another sharon comedy faint seemed a likely candidate, with sharon then eyeing up the new Dr.
hmmmm, and here I am thinking that this is true.
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:36
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well i was thinking that may have been true. how stupid do i feel
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:38
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Originally Posted by dancing_barbie
well i was thinking that may have been true. how stupid do i feel
I had my douts when the kittens were mentioned in the queen vic, as this would be a health and safety issue.
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Old 14-11-2005, 12:40
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Maybe Johnny Allen planted them there to trap Dennis - oh the possibilities are endless!
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Old 14-11-2005, 13:02
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is this true? if it is why would sharon kiss the new doc at the end? stupid ending. poor dennis
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Old 14-11-2005, 13:57
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Originally Posted by gay_guy234
is this true? if it is why would sharon kiss the new doc at the end? stupid ending. poor dennis
Nah, it's humorous (and very funny, thanks B&G ) although I think the mouth-to-mouth scene was a bit gratuitous

Bring it on.
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:01
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How silly do I feel
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:01
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I believed it until I read the bit where Dennis's shirt is ripped off!! (I know, I believed the kitten part!!!!!)
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:02
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You mean this is a joke from bumpandgrind?
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:03
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lol lol lol that was funnny... had me going for a bit until the little kittens was brought into it
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:10
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I even told my mum!!
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:12
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Maybe posting this thread was a mistake! Some people may actually be thinking that Dennis dies by saving kittens from a fire in the Vic!!

I wouldn't blame them for thinking Sharon eyes up the new dishy doc though...
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:14
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Originally Posted by Mad-Maya-Sharma
You mean this is a joke from bumpandgrind?
I have you know I can be most humourous when I want to be!!
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:19
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*HITS BUMPANDGRIND OVER HEAD WITH DOGGY DOORSTOP THREE TIMES*

I might not be the first digital spy member in your life bumpandgrind but il definetly be the last"

duff duff duff duff
*cue eastenders music*
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:21
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lmao
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:23
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Originally Posted by bumpandgrind
lmao
P.S. Congrats on your 700th post.
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Old 14-11-2005, 14:25
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Originally Posted by DenWatts
P.S. Congrats on your 700th post.
Thank you although I believe I'm now being killed off by a doggy door stop. What a tragic ending. I could've at least been dunked in Ian's deep fat frier or murdered in a grisley who dun it plot. Or perhaps killed whilst saving kittens in the vic? LOL
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Old 14-11-2005, 15:48
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Originally Posted by bumpandgrind
Thank you although I believe I'm now being killed off by a doggy door stop. What a tragic ending. I could've at least been dunked in Ian's deep fat frier or murdered in a grisley who dun it plot. Or perhaps killed whilst saving kittens in the vic? LOL
Ok! Before you got killed by the doggy door stop i put your head in ians deep fat frier but you recovered! But i would have succeeded if it wasnt for some medalling kids down the road! MWAHAHAHA!
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Old 14-11-2005, 15:50
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Yeah the bloody Millers - always there to ruin an evil world domination plot! Pesky kids! lol
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Old 14-11-2005, 15:53
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My perfect EE exit would be to be mauled by Genghis, and parts of my body end up all over the Square so I could haunt it for eternity!!

Of course, I'd have to embark on a passionate love triangle with Martin and Mickey first...
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