But hopefully you will come back to lifer and then my evil plot will succeed by putting your head in ians deep fat frier and shoot you in the queen vic and then i would chuck you through the queen vic window!!! MWAHAHAHA!

Matin and Mickey thats kinda gross. I wouldn't touch either of them. My character would have a passionate affair with the new dishy Dr!!!

OH DEAR GOD!!

Hehe just kidding I'm just a little girl!

ok i'll let you off then

If it is Dennis, he should burn quite well.

Thankies

Do you have pea soup spilling from your mouth?

Oh and it is dennis *cries* Dont start me off again!

That is true. There would be no need for any starter fluid to get the flames going!

You missed the classic ending to this which should have been that after passing the kittens safely to Sharon, Dennis gets run down by the fire engine speeding into the square to rescue him from the fire.

(In the original it is the rescued animal that gets killed by the fire engine but you needed and end for Dennis, not the kittens)

Thats a supurb ending although I do like the idea of Sharon being the Square's bike and moving from one bloke to the next!

LMAO, I think it's all good. I like how Dennis dies of exhaustion as Nigel Harman seems to keep taking breaks because he get's exhausted

Yeah I was thinking of adding an extra scene where Sharon decides it's all too much so goes on holiday for a few weeks, months etc... lol

Ha ha - great ending.