Hi all - I'm going to do an article on bizarre Big Brother dreams that people have had for my next DS:BB 'Emzi' column!

If you have had a strange dream about anything to do with Big Brother 3 - please either post it in this thread, PM me or email me at: etingay@digitalspy.co.uk.

You can remain anon if you want, but if you're happy to give details - I'll ask your permisson via emailPM/ before including anything in the column.

So far, people I know have dreamt about PJ doing B&Q adverts, Alex being a top Russian spy, the cast of Coronation Street being caged in the house, and Kate winning the world cup! Can you top that?

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I had a strange BB dream last night. I was in the BB house and we had a task involving paintball. One of the hm's was killed in the task so the producers all turfed us out of the house with just a small overnight bag and a bundle of newspapers under our arms. My last look at the house they were whitewashing the windows, I was told to get out and make my own way home.

I haven't a clue what it meant except I have been watching too much BB.

That has made my f*cking week, that has. in the words of another eloquent DS poster, "piss funny!" I am actually crying as I type. More please.