I know. Perhaps those Mitchells should really look towards their security. I could just imagine Billy asking Peggy about the security of the Vic:
Billy: "Hey Peggy, I think you should review the security at the Vic"
Peggy: "Don't be so stupid Billy! Us Mitchell's rely on brute force; we don't need bolts, chains and alarms to have security. My Phil is the only security this pub needs"
Billy: "But Peggy, I rea.."
Peggy: "Call yourself a Mitchell?! I've had enough of this! Get out of my pub, go on, get out!"