Chico was called Kevin or Wayne or something.

It's Kevin time doesn't quite have the same ring does it?

Andy, Brenda, Shayne, Nicholas, Maria, it's like a call centre day out on a team building excercise.

LMAO

How about changing his name to Justin??...

Or Rosemary N????

Actually the best would be if he gave himself a Bulgarian alias and called himself 'Switchov'... his catchphrase would sound about right then