Congrats on getting post #500 on this thread.

No point coming here, Bohochick, he's gone to ITT, honest.............

*runs out to car and drives off at speed in great fear and trepidation

Ok Confession time Anton wasnt just teaching me he was um teaching me and Ian........... Thats why it got a little risque.

As for Anton after ITT he's giving me another lesson but Im not allowed to say what in..............

Runs very fast off thread to go watch ITT and hide from Boho........

Star, it's not just Boho you should be worried about. I don't want to see you on the MAT with Anton again tonight. Once in a lifetime should surely be enough.

*polishes whip*

I'll come with you, Boho, we can't let Star have him 2 nights in a row - and you had him last night so it's my turn..................

Ive got too girls full of bloodlust and Anton Lust after me, someone help me please, they've got a whip and everything. Oooh whip now theres a thought wonder if Boho will let me borrow it Oh dear getting naughty again, think I need a cold shower

Another day another dollar another picket line...which I seem to be manning ALL ON MY OWN!

What is happeneing with the plan?

We only have a few days to sort it out..and lets face it...we haven't managed to keep anyone in yet after weeks of working on plans.

We'd be no good at MI5 or anything would we.

Aha! So it is you & the FP's who Bruce has been telling us have been picketting the studios on a Saturday?

& all just so you can waylay Anton with the custard

Did you not see us on ITT yesterday Glen?

When they were showing the outside of the BBC, just underneath where the row of christmas trees were...you could just see the top of one of Tiny's ears. (Tiny is our elephant in case you haven't yet managed to spare a few days to read this thread. )

You have to remember that the BBC is a powerful organisation whose tentacles stretch to the heart of government. They have successfully taken us out and depleted our numbers, week after week.

I, however, will be around for the next two Saturdays - their dastardly plans will not take me away from my duty.

Anyway, we need to have proper plans. Let's work out the personnel:

You and I are here, along with Allybee and Startwirler. GlenP and Miranya are welcome new recruits to the cause.

Tiny and Dumbo are in Brazil

The Otter is getting Malaysian Avocados

The Spy Fish are still in the ITT office - but are still unconscious from the effect of seeing Anton yesterday

We haven't heard from PeachUK since she was sent to be the Official Liaison to Agent Pooh. What are those two up to?

Brendan is with Happyfeet in Brazil

Where are the stunt mice?

Has anyone approached Karen Hardy and asked her to be our Avenger Girl?

We need to ensure that all personnel are summoned back and are in Shepherds Bush by Saturday lunchtime.

Now for the Plan............

Do you still want to go with the red underwear? That was really only for Anton's benefit and now he's out you night not want to sacrifice yourself in that way. It would presumably work with the others, but I'll understand if you would prefer to keep that particular facet of the plan between you and Anton.

Anton seemed quite cheery last night, so he presumably has forgiven our failure. He could be recruited. Maybe when Claire's stalking us stalking him, she could sign him up.

Patsy could be a problem. She has this habit of saying the first thing which comes into her head, and we don't want her blurting out all our secrets. If Anton's willing, he can maybe send her on a mission but only tell her what she needs to know.

We have plenty to work on........................

Right. The stunt mice are out. There getting demanding- they'll only do it if they get full possession of Anton and Ian, and that's just nt an option. I offered them Brendan instead, but they refused.

As for Patsy, your right about her being a bit of a loose cannon, but maybe if we have her engage some high-up people in conversation, she could keep them busy for quite some time whilst we sabotage the vote-counter...

It's the best I can think of under all this pressure.

That's not a bad start.

Tell the stunt mice that they can have Brendan, Andrew and Matthew - but that's our final offer before we call in Mrs Tiddles the genetically modified tabby to sort them out.

I have 2 newly trained ( but highly quailfied) boffin Guinea Pigs. Who have just perfected thier skills in re programming vote counting equipment.
They will require matching pink sparkly Tuxedos and dance shoes

They're sticking firm on Anton and Ian. Some of them are willing to consider doing it if they can get Darren B as well as the other three, and some sort of time-share on Anton, but we can't really do it with only half a team, and I refuse to give in to the demands of a bunch of snotty, superior mice.

I think the boffin guinea-pigs could be of great use: we just need to get them smuggled in...does anyone know who's doing the show dance this week? They could drop them off whilst the live show is on and everyone's distracted, which would give them plenty of time to get the job done.

The Boffin Guinea Pigs are quite small atm ( couple of months old- although I am told that they reach pubity at 3 weeks old!)
Anyway as they are small and long haired they may be able to disguise themselves as hair pieces for the girls ( pity Patsy is out as one of them is ginger-oh well we could always dye them to match the hair, then when they have got in on the celbs hair they could nip off and nobble the voting.
Anyone know one of the hair dressers so we can smuggle the Guinea pigs in?

I just erm happen to have a couple of clones one of Ian and One of Anton spare so we could bribe them with those!!

Come on Boho did you really think it was the real Anton you were with last night My cloning techniqe is so refined no one could tell the real from the clones. I have the real ones safely tucked away, private Tango lessons dont you know

God am I starting to sound seriously deranged yet, must have a lie down!!!!!

Just make sure you have a lie down on your own. You will not get better it one of the boys is there with you.

I suggest you send them to me so you can have a good rest.
I will take good care of them, they could help me practice my 1st aid ready for the Snug.
Also I will need time with them if I am to perfect the dance routines ( an understudy must be ready to perform at the drop of a hat- oh thoughts of " You can keep your hat on come flooding back!)

Im not so easily won over as all that, do you think I'd give up these delectable specimens of men at the drop of a hat (well perhaps if they were full monty hats) No no I shall not be persuaded not even with images of my fave men in compromising positions!!!!!

But I'll send you a few clones if you like, just perfecting the brendan one as we speak, took more time he has a little more flesh on him than the others in certain places But perhaps he doesnt utilise the special flattening garments that the others seem to favour!!!

Oh dear losing the plot, its late must go to bed before I embarrass myself further

Agent Peach reporting back:-

Agent Pooh is VERY willing to co-operate.. in fact I've been giving him some private tuition on our situation.

I'm bribing him with honey - turns out that he knows that Arlene has a soft spot for honey, may be worth bearing in mind!

Should I just keep training him and occupying him until Saturday? Are we going to go full out on Saturday or were we going to plan the big night for the final night?

OK I'll take the clones, but I hope you have done the cloning correctly. I dont want 2nd rate versions.

Will take the ones of Anton and Ian now and any others when you have them ready.

Anton and Ian can help me with my bandaging techniques prior to some American Smooth practice.

I wounder if they can tap dance * goes to look for tap shoes and screw driver to adjust taps*

I certainly don't think we should sacrifice our clones for the sake of some mice who clearly have delusions of adequacy. Let's get Mrs Tiddles on to them and just take them out. There is no place for divas on this operation. And whilever we have boffin guinea pigs and Miranya's gerbils who can disguise themselves as make up brushes, we're fine on the small rodent front.

Well done, Agent Peach and Agent Pooh. Any word on recruiting Agent Peel (aka Karen)

I think we need to try something this Saturday, but for the final they will all be in the building and we might be able to force the BBC to keep the series running indefinitely - a cross between The Truman Show and a dance competition. That has to be our ultimate aim.

Someone will have to get on with building a State of the Art maternity unit for Claudia - I am thinking that the show will go on long term, and we'll need to make sure that Mr Claudia and Claudia Jr are in, too.

Can someone remind me where the ambulance is now - last heard of with Star and Anton practicing the incredibly filthy Malaysian Avocado Tango.

ROFLMAO

Ally....brilliant ideas there. And you Libby, Peach and Georgi (welcome to the troops) sterling efforts with your recruiting. I am loving the idea of disguising the Guinea pigs as hair pieces, that sounds a perfect plan. And then as back up we could send in Agent Pooh, and as back up to that, I still could use my scarlett underwear...it was being reserved for Anton but sadly I missed him...so I guess I can sacrifice myself for another go.

Star....*cackles evily* nice try hun.

But what you didn't know is that I nicked your plans for cloning with help from the little otter, just before he went off to South America to hunt out the malaysian avocadoes, so not only did I clone my own Anton, I cloned myself too!

So you don't have the real Anton there....you have a clone. And the clone me...well sorry, but my stalkers have been following Boho mark 2 for the last couple of days.

I have to say..I thought you would all see past my plan but no......and as I type on my lap top, Anton is beside me as we are tearing down the M25 in the ambulance on the way to Dover as we are off to live in Paris and dance at the Moulin Rouge.....

I'll be in contact soon by dragonfly post.

*flamingo flies over*

"Dear all, I hear plans are afoot. Dumbo left us days and days ago, so I've no idea where's he gotten to. The otter last I heard was in Malaysia going undercover with the gangland avocado scene - I do hope he hasn't 'gone native'! Y' never know with that one - tut tut.

So Rio beautifully sunny at the moment. Had another exam done, 1 hour last afternoon and 2 hours this morning. They actually were oddly quite a lot of fun and I'm pretty sure I passed them. So all that's left is the mother of all nightmare exams on Friday afternoon - and then I'll be as free as the pretty birds in the sky... and the not pretty ones obviously, the key thing here is that I'll be free... well at least until results are out... next Friday... and then if I failed one of my exams, I'm still going to have to revise and study for 6 more months. Phew - so much to worry about. If I wasn't in sunny Rio with Brendan for amusement, I don't what I'd do!

Anyway, keep me posted, we'll be flying back Saturday morning, straight to the picket, so if you need to factor us into the plan then please do... Looking forward to the updates - send em via flamingo mail to the usual address (Penthouse Suite, Hotel Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro)...

Missing you all,

happyfeet xxxx "

Well me and Anton are just booking on to the next Dover to Calais crossing, and I just have time to write before my signal goes.

You are missed happy, but we are both so glad that your exams have gone well and they are nearly over, so that you can rejoin us all again.

(Anton..stop that. Giggles)

So long everyone...I will report back as soon as we have reached the sunny shores of France.

Oh and Anton wants to say something as soon as he has stopped nuzzling my ear. What's that Anton?

Oh yes.

Remember, it is never goodbye. Only Bonjour.

Ah but what you didnt know was I substituted fake plans for the clones in anticipation of such a threat and you infact are running off with an Anton Mark three, the real one is safe here with me.......mmmm Anton cant type if you do that No Brendan no more that shirt is slashed far enough, Ian, oh Ian's still sleeping cant think what might have tired him out...........

Georgi, righto an Ian and Anton and Brendan clone on its way to you via secret scd elephant custard post. Darren still under production but coming soon.

Well done Happy keep it up and a warm welcome and marshmallows will be waiting when you join us on Saturday