Your right - maybe we could start voting people in rather than out from all three series.

It's bizarre isn't it!

I watch a ton of reality shows and usually I cannot wait to see the back of half the contestants.

This is the only show I want them all to stay in...maybe as they all work so hard and deserve it.

And it is such a fluffy nice show...no one slags anyone else off.

Yay - bring back Roger Black

And Aled!!!! Lovely, lovely Aled!

Right..I did the night watch last night....but I am cream crackered.

So who is up for tonight whilst I snuggle down amongst the little otter, the labradors, and the custard eating elephant?

(please no one report me to the RSPCA..it is all perfectly innocent! )

I will leave my hipflask and my packet of ginger nuts.

But I am expecting all you guys and gals here tomorrow..as we need to stop anyone leaving.......

So get your rest now peeps....tomorrow is the big one!

Don't worry Boho I'll do the nightshift tonight

Sorry...I've been up since five this morning, so I'm pretty wiped myself.

However, I am willing to lend out my trusty guard dog (well...guard is perhaps not the best word). She's snuggly and warm and very entertaining, and she likes SCD! She watches it with me whenever I'm home, and was a big Dennis and Izabella fan. Colin upsets her, though, for reasons I can't comprehend.

I'll want her back in the morning though. And keep an eye on the biscuits or she'll snaffle them fast.

Thankyou bees and ally's guard dog.

And don't let any of them sneak past you when you are not looking...they tried that last night.

Mr AK has his orders and will be brewing up a batch of his chicken soup (with added brandy - sounds horrible, tastes divine) for me to arrive with tonight and hand out. Can I put in an order for a pink satin jacket with 'Waite's Wicked Woman' on the back

I'm up for tonight. I've got a flask of Bovril and a bag of butties. Cold night? Am I bovvered?

BRING IT ON!

Wow - there's loads of us! Fab! Yep orders for those new satin bombers; all ready - here ya go! See the Louboutins I'm modelling - nice eh? Free with every top hat and tails.

I can't believe that by 9.30pm we'll have to rugby tackle one of our celebs to the ground to stop them leaving the building We can't let it happen guys. This programme is so lovely in that we watch hoping for everyone to put in their best performance. Whereas certain other shows are just so negative - XF will probably get great viewing figures tonight because of a certain judges very controversial decision last night and peeps will be baying for blood - it's like the old public hangings scenario - well ok perhaps that is a bit strong (and hypocritical since I do watch XF when it's repeated); but SCD is so not like that

That's why my placard is fringed with silver organza and gold streamers and we have sequinned sleeping bags strewn around and an indian elephant, and almost a full-on buffet car with biscuits, sausages, butties, soups and tea, coffee, cocoa and liquor.

I say that we get the leaving couple and get them to join our protest os that one by one we'll have all the couples with us outside the studio and we can have our own makeshift dancing competition out here

I'm overcome *weeps* and to cap it off, Catherine is back. Me and Boho knew that waving that fairy wand over the board would work

Yay for Saturdays *hugs everyone with odd Stretch Armstrong-like abilities*

My placard indeed has glitter sprinkled over it and sequins faithfully sewn onto its red velvet padding.

Maybe rugby tackling them to the ground isn't the right idea. Perhaps we should nominate two protestors, one each to grab the celeb and the professional (obviously I have first dibs on Ian ), get them into a Viennese Waltz (or what ever it's called ) whirl them round and round and then fling them back in through the door of the BBC, until they get the idea that NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE!

That or start sending threatening messages - no one leaves or the otter gets it

Keep waving those placards everyone - they'll get the message eventually. I've got a little plan... Am going to go and hijack the England rugby team at Twickenham and bring them back to help keep the doors of the BBC closed. May need a change of clothes though - I think my pink fluffy sequined cha cha cha out fit may scare them off if they seem me running towards them. I'll save it for later. Wish me luck....

Judging by Darren Gough's willingness to embrace the sequin, I think you might have less trouble then you think

Originally Posted by Notlongnow
Keep waving those placards everyone - they'll get the message eventually. I've got a little plan... Am going to go and hijack the England rugby team at Twickenham and bring them back to help keep the doors of the BBC closed. May need a change of clothes though - I think my pink fluffy sequined cha cha cha out fit may scare them off if they seem me running towards them. I'll save it for later. Wish me luck....


Gives a whole new meaning to 'Up and Under' dunnit?

I'm just catching up on the threads and I have to say - You're all mad!!!!

Just lock the gates now they're all inside, then no one can leave!

ROFLMAO at you guys..the images in my head! I love this forum!

I'm sorry I am a bit late, but I had to go collect the little otter from his little room, where we have locked him in, should he be needed for blackmail purposes.

He's alright though..he has a little female otter in there for company, champagne and caviar and lots of little otter snacks, grubs, leaves, that sort of thing.

Plus they have a video playing all the previous editions of SCD and ITT, and Mr and Mrs otter have been having a high old time trying to recreate Wills Foxtrot.

They kind of got in a bit of a muddle though, and unfortunately there is a poor little fox sitting in the corner looking very unhappy at having been dragged around the floor with them for one minute and 30 seconds. But I think he will be okay once he gets over feeling so dizzy..

I have worrying news. I may be having to tape the results show of SCD...and in which case I may not be here in time to rugby tackle (or viennesse waltz tackle) the leaving couple.

I will hightail it here as soon as I can once I know....but in the meantime, I have decided to set up camp two streets away, just in case the couple in question is on to us, and manages to avert all our plans and get away.

This will be plan B.

I will be waiting with the borrowed ambulance and any other stragglers at our meeting point which is *whispers it so the couple who leaves don't know* and if we all meet there, just in case, we can bundle them into the back of the ambulance, tie them to the bed in the back....hot foot it back to the BBC television centre, reverse towards the doors at super speed, which hopefully will cause the doors to burst open, and said couples bed to fly out of the back of the ambulance and straight through the beebs doors. All we have to do then is quickly jump out of the ambulance, run round back of the towards the doors, and barricade them inside the building.

That is plan B should anything go wrong with plan A.

Okay everyone....are we all clear?

I'm never clear. But I'll just follow everyone ele and keep out of the way. I have a habit of messing up plans.

What if they send out decoys? How will we know if they're the real couple?

We'll have to keep our false-eyelashed and sparkled-up eyes wide open, of course!

Hmm..I hadn't thought about decoys.

We need a plan C.

Where is Miss 'criminal mastermind at plans' genius Happy feet when you need her.

Now that sounds like an excellent idea - can't do the dancing but am quite happy to help out with makeup and costumes and if James, Darren or Ian fancy trying a spot of 'dirty dancing' with me in my wheelchair - I'm up for it LOL

BTW - this power chair is pretty nippy, so no-one would get past me in a hurry!!!

Well, what happened here!

I see that Will and Hannah got away!

I can only assume the same thing happened to you guys that happened to me.

Were knobbled!

One minute I was feeling fine, next minute after one glass of 'special offer' wine from the co-op my head was spinning, I couldn't see straight and spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.

I couldn't have stopped anyone if I had tried and can only assume someone must have read this forum from the show and spiked all our drinks last night which is why none of us turned up to keep Will in!

We'll have to remember that for next week!

P.S Anyone from the show reading this..I am only jesting about that you spiked our drinks! Don't sue!

It was the elephant's fault - I had him covering the side entrance just in case they tried to get Will and Hannah out that way, then some quick thinking security guard brewed up a batch of spicy custard and lured him away, thus enabling them to get Will and Hannah out of the building

We'll regroup in a week, and this time could someone make sure the elephant is fed BEFORE the programme

P.S. Hope you're feeling better Bohochick

*sobs*

it's all my fault

Tiny and I were playing chess in the ambulance before the show and I beat him. He didn't take it well and stomped off in a huff and didn't come back for his early supper of custard surprise with egg custard for dessert (I broke my back getting the eggs for that!) - anyway, AK must have sequestered him and the poor little mite must've been hungry for custard - those security guards have fiendish criminal minds - I can't believe they duped Tiny, and he's been ill ever since, the ambulance is NOT a pretty sight.

We will come back stronger next week - never fear - and believe me, with a chance of Anton leaving the building, there's NO WAY he's getting away (with all his clothes anyway)...

I'll do the night-shift tonight, I'm entertaining (Mr Cole has arranged to rendezvous by the side-door for a little tete-a-tete. Must go and put on my red lippy

TETE-A-TETE? , i'll give him flipfloppingblinkyblinktete-a-tete!!!
He told me he has a hard night in front of him sewing sequins for Tiny's spangly costume (you never know when it will need a disguise ) Hmmmmm..................
*sneaks off behind a bush to spy on sneaky Mr Cole, and to make sure that Happyfeet can't make off with him*
Cue music - Dum da dum dum DUM!!!!!!!!