MEntal!!!

I like it!

Becks

Well Becksaroo - we ARE off to sew sequins. Whaddya you take me for? Brendan did insist we go for dinner first but then after I told him about the custard he got this glint in his eye and dragged me towards the ambulance.

I'm a good girl I am.
Honest.

You can have him after, I can't say fairer.

Becks - will you watch Tiny for me darling. I know you'd be good - elephant-care is part of the new medical curriculum

*nods in a knowing kind of way*

Yeeeeeesss, I'll mind TINY for you.
I can only imagine the sequins needed for that!
Tough job, but cats do need their shoes tight, don't they?

Did I tell you about the................

anyway

Hometime

*cackles*

I'm off to start - it's gonna be a long hard night ahead of me.

*skips off mildly shocked at what she just said*

Not buying any of it Happyfeet!

I've spent some very pleasant evenings in the company of medical students

'ey up.

'ave bin rumbled

(keep it to yourself bees, I'm trying to build up a good rep for m'self here, it'd break Tiny's heart to think less of me)

If there are less than 10,000 sequins been sewed tonight, there will be trouble
And I know that Mr Sneak (as he will be known from here on in, by me anyhoo) would never be salivating about custard!!!!
Always, always, always been a rice pudding man . Always I tell you!
HARRUMPH..........

No worries. I'm a multi-tasker as all women are.

Rice-pudding eh. So what you're telling me is that Brendan made the custard thing up to drag me to my ambulance.

*scratches head* Now why on earth would he do that?

I am now a very sad person, not only that, a very sad person hiding in a bush
I will admit defeat, Happyfeet (rhyming, always good )
You can have him, it must have been the red lippy!
*slopes off to sob quietly*

Now now... come out come out... the game is not lost. There's enough custard to go around. And as for Meany-poo...well!!!

*Brendan comes flying out of the back of ambulance*

and STAY OUT, I'll have none o' that lewd behaviour in my ambulance. And to think I thought you cared about Tiny, and all the time you were using him to get to me. First it was custard, then elephant-sitting and then the promise of a sequinned coat. Gerr outta mah ambulance!!!! I knew you only wanted my secret recipe.

*runs to Becks to retrieve Tiny, whilst sobbing*

LEWD BEHAVIOUR???? and you chucked him out??? Although using Tiny to get to you was just plain low.
I saw the look in those large elephant eyes (those eyelashes? - completely wasted on an elephant ))
he's completely devastated that he will not be getting his sequin jacket after all. There could be some retribution from old Nellie Sure I heard him muttering something about, big feet and how well they could squash someone

While being a spoilsport with the sentimentality of the idea of no one leaving the basis of the 'protest' is spot on. This year the celeb dancers have been far better than the previous series', certainly since Dennis Taylor went.

Even Bill was one heck of a lot better than most other years and IF he had been sit and from what I can gather about Karen, he would have been far better.

On the basis of performances Will would have made the final in any other year.

I've been thinking about a new plan for Saturday night. Now, I think distraction is a good thing, after all those blasted security guards used spicy custard to lure Tiny away, so what I was thinking was - Remember Roy Castle and the hundreds of slightly scarey tap dancing girls outside the BBC Centre - what if we go to recreate it, with Tiny, dressed of course in a sparkly sequined satin jacket in the Roy Castle role, us lot tap dancing like demons round him, surely that would be enough to distract everyone - whilst we cunningly tap dance towards the doors, blocking them, and thus preventing anyone leaving! I'm even willing to put my hair in pigtails tied with far too much white ribbon to complete the effect.

I found it really funny on Saturday when Bruce said "We all miss Fiona and Dennis, don't we?"

What about Siobhan, Gloria and Jaye?

Let's have them all back!

(Especially since that would mean more of the tasty trio Andrew, Matthew and Darren!)

Yeah AK, they don't call you an Agent for nothing. Cracker of a plan. Tiny is excellent with the trumpet playing and I took tapdance lessons when I was five Now we have the whole week to choreograph a routine, learn it and make costumes - although I still do have lots of top hats, tails, fishnets and stilettoes

stephanieplum - Brendan could redeem himself by helping with the tapdancing - but I'm still not talking to him, so you're going to have to convince him somehow. I'm still trying to calm Tiny down, he wants to get retribution on my behalf, bless 'im

Tippety-tippety-tapiity-tap-tap-tap
Getting into it already
A certain Mr Cole has decided, after i tied him up (oooer missus) and made him watch as i pulled all of his hand stitched sequins off, one by one (a unique form of torturei'm sure you will agree ) that he will be a willing participant in the extravaganza of tapping.
He assures me it wasn't the allure of all of us in stillettoes and with bunches in that made him agree -fibber!!! )
Loving this plan!!!!!!

I laughed so hard Coke (of the cola kind) came out my nose!!

*takes a bow*

I see Stephanie has got Brendan to do the tap-dancing coaching. He'd better watch his step is all I'm saying. Tiny has such a nasty temper sometimes

I'm wearing red stiletto tap shoes by the way

I can't keep up....am I still with Anton in the back of the ambulance after our mercy dash to get Bill the other day? Or has he looked elsewhere?

Damn him....I brought this new red underwear especially too.

Reading this thread has brought tears to my eyes....and as I still feel ropey..I daren't read anymore as I am laughing too much...and it's not pretty.

There's a choreographed part of the tap-dance where a few of us fling Anton in the direction of you - after that, the rest is up to you.

Great choice of lingerie - matches the shoes and lipstick

Good to see you boho - it's hard to maintain a certain level of insanity - tho there are certainly some great contenders here

Phew!

So I don't have to tapdance then...I just have to stand there in my scarlett underwear and lipstick and stillettos, looking sultry, breathing in ALOT, and basically waiting for Anton to be flung at me?

I may have to go away and consider if I want to be part of this plan.

Okay. I'm on. Fling him towards me...but don't make him too dizzy as *edits rest of sentence as it is too rude to post*



As for the insanity...Cheek!

I am the sanest one on this board...it's the rest of you who lead me astray!

I know what you mean...ever since I jumped into that ambulance my life has been spiralling out of control into SCD obsession...

...and these tap shoes are killing me...

I think no one should leave at all. The show would be better if they all stayed right to the end and the scores went on to a leader board, with the viewer vote being added on as well each week. We would then see actually who was most popular with viewers as well as now we are only told it randomly.
That would give the dancers the incentive to try really hard as well to get to the top of the board.At the end of the 10 weeks the top three on the board could then do a final to find the winner. That way they could all keep on entertaining us, and no one would lose their faves.

Ok so I'm up for tap lessons...hope Brendan is in a patient mood though, it's so chilly out here that my feet numb and I'm not sure if my brain is still connected to them (not that they are the most co-ordinated at the best of times!).