Brendan... patient...

Of course he is

That's why we love him

*hands out hot cocoa for those who need it*

This routine is gonna take days to learn Tiny has already learnt his tumpet solo (smug pachyderm).

Thanks for the coco Happyfeet - few more of these and I may begin to thore out so I don't disgrace myself too much ...

Tiny is very clever - what are we dancing to?

Well that's up to everyone - we'll need to have a vote or come to some sort of consensus. I suggest you find: Happy Feet by Jack Hylton and his orchestra and have a listen and tell me what you reckon (I'm not biased at all though )

The lyrics are:

Happy feet, I've got those happy feet
Give them a low down beat
And they begin dancing
I've got those ten little tapping toes
And when they hear a tune
I can't control my dancing heels
To save my soul

Weary blues can't get into my shoes
Because my shoes refuse to ever grow weary
I keep cheerful on an earful of music sweet
'Cause I've got happ happ happy feet

Weary blues can't get in our shoes
Because our shoes refuse to ever grow weary
We keep cheerful on an earful of music sweet
'Cause we've got happ happ happy
'Cause we've got happ happ happy feet.

Yay

Superb lyrics Happy!

*hops on a plane, tap shoes, fishnets and white gloves in hand..*

But who'll mind Tiny!!

DEN DEN DEEEEEEEN

That is the perfect song...I always sing it when I see your name.

Okay, so I kind of have the plan sorted now. You are all tapdance towards the evicted couple...and if it is Anton you throw him towards me in my sexy underwear, I drag him into the ambulance...ooh sorry....I forgot where I was for a mo...we throw him back into the building, and then what happens.........

He's allowed in the ambulance, but only because I know you're doing it for the good of the show and no other reason You just make sure you let him out a couple of times every day to practise with Patsy - so no wearing him out in the meantime getting him to make custard for Tiny

Hellooooooooo (echoes: hello hello hello hello)

Is there anyone out there? (out there out there out there)

*shuffles around and kicks the ambulance tyres*

Ouch

u know Will and Hannah tricked you all, they didn't really leave, they came up on top of the ambulance to join the big salsa party we're having. they've told everyone else in the competition to come up and join them once they've been voted out The elephant is having a whale of a time btw, i didn't know elephants could salsa so well, the sequin caot does wonders for his figure!

hahaha - joy to the salsa party - methink pipie has been at the big box labelled Custard Tactics

I guess we're tapdancing to Happy feet then eh?

I'm so glad we have Will and Hanna - we need help with out choreography

please explain these custard tactics i have never heard of them, they sound very good tho

**links arms with ppl to join in the tap dancing** oops i just turned it in to river dance! haha how much fun!

**shuffles off to find some dutch courage**

shuffle to the ITT thread and read back a few pages :P you'll see custard tactics explained there

okies danke, we seem to be the only 2 on duty tonight happyfeet, its worring me what if we get ambushed?? Wake up ppl!!!!

I'm here too! *pops head out of ambulance*

I feel in a lurky mood tonight...

Don't worry- no-one will ambush us with Tiny about! As we all know, no-one is willing to acknowledge the presence of the custard-eating elephant, thus giving it plentiful opportunitites to counter-ambush potential attackers.

I've got it all thought out. Not just a pretty face, you know...(not even that!)

Allybee has it right on the money. That Tiny is a stealthy little devil, and very protective of us - he kept threatening to sit on Brendan till he gave him that beautiful waistcoat

EDIT: this one's for the CUSTARD TACTIC police (I love you really )

Damn straight- if I know one thing, it's the psychology of elephants. Protective creatures, elephants. Love forum posters. And sequinned waistcoats. And they hold grudges.

P.S- Happyfeet- where'd the custard techniques go in that last post? Has it been 24 hours yet?

I am 'kind of here'.

But I am a bit drunk.

I have been up since 4.30am watching cricket and have to get up again at 4.30am.

Blooming tours.

Sleep, Boho, sleep! Mere mortals cannot live on 5 hours sleep alone!

Don't worry yourself, we'll keep shop here...We may be a small bunch, but we're fiesty.

Fiona Philips eat your heart out

I'm here too - in a dozy kind of way. :yawn:

Keep going everyone...get those placards waving again. I've brought some more glitter spray and a can of fake tan that I had to wrestle off Will and a few make-up brushes to make some more as some are looking a bit battered now.

Happy placard making

Can I ask the valiant and hardy few to do something for ALL of us and in the next few weeks keep an eye and stop Fiona Phillips getting IN. She should be easy to spot, well certainly hear (the whiney voice at full volume moaning about taxis and not limos and she has such a hard life and the champagne wasn't cold enough and that Len doesn't know she can't do it and she has to get her kids ready for school next day or some day anyway, muct check with her PA when she actually is supposed to get her kids ready for school, actually it might help if someone could remind her how many and who her kids are, and that Brendan was so mean and she just couldn't compete with the naturals like Dennis or Gloria......... ad nauseum)

There's a bucket of spicy custard and some hob nobs in it if she's a no show.

That is an extremely good point, and action must be taken. Tiny, the sequined elephant is, as we speak, hunched over a map of London sorting out the road blocks we need to mount, in fact, a trunk call's going into Nellie for reinforcements as we speak.

*apologies for rubbish joke, coat now being got *

Have you seen today's Daily Mirror - Craig Revel Horwood has had a right go at Patsy, calling her a two bit actress from a second rate soap?

I'm here! though people may slip past me during one of my yawning fits, i think i need back up! ooooh that bit of concrete looks soft, i think **yawns** I'll just **yawns** curl up....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! I need coffee!!!! (hate coffee but thats sooo not the point) keep me awake by posting fluffyness! please!

I'm here for you pipie! Watching your back all the way- not in the best mood tonight, so if any of those wily minxes think they can slip past me, they'll be feeling the Wrath of Allybee pretty soon...

I'm a wily minx.
But I'm on your side.
So it's ok

It's Wednesday night, I hope everyone is perfecting their tap routines. Brendan has offered personal tuition for those who feel they need to be brushed up on - so to speak.

Tiny is all set - so he went off to the pub at the Anton thread to meet his pachyderm mates and get sloshed - if you hear a drunken elephant rendition of 'Danny Boy' then just usher him to the ambulance and he'll hopefully be sober by this time tomorrow evening (I'm dreading the effect of the new licencing laws on Tiny's liver), that trunk can't half hoover down the Mojitos at closing time.

We need AK to let us know the final arrangements for the plan for Saturday night.

I'm gonna have myself another Kir and watch the placard wavers