ummm I'd take .....
Professional dancer: Lilia just because she's amazing!
Celebrity: Darren
Judge: Craig
And costume: Lilias jive dress!!!

I'm bringing them all

*hugs entire crew of SCD*

HOLIDAY TIME!!!


Becks

*feel I may have missed the point a little! *

Pro- Has to be Brendan
Celeb- Has to be Diarmuid
Judge- Has to be Bruno
Outfit- Erin's Xmas Holly bikini last year

Thats ok Becks, imagination and invention is what we like to see on here, in fact your island is going to be one hell of a rocking place by the sound of it, can we all come?

Talking of imagination, lets fill out the story a bit, so you've chosen your people and your costume (keep choosing those who havent) you've arrived at your island, what happens next? e.g. What do you do for entertainment?/Or Do you build shelter? Or do you put your people to work right away doing a dance for you?
The Island is your Oyster, have fun........

(Hmm will have to think on this one myself)

Yay! Now we can go nuts with the crazy fictional randomness.
So to recap, I've got Brendan, Len and Colin.
and... because it's me, an elephant called Tiny with a penchant for spicy custard and a jacket with 10000 handsewn sequins.

We've all washed-up on shore. I send Len and Colin off to look for their coconuts and Brendan is set the task of finding appropriate leaves with which to make this Saturday night's costumes for Come Strictly Island Dancing, and me and Tiny get going with the custard.

I do this by lighting a fire using a spare pair of spectacles and tipping in the eggs, milk and custard and spice which I never leave home without.

It's late, and I'm becoming a one-trick pony/elephant. I'm waiting for another bout of Claudia's randomness to give me inspiration, but this elephant thing could go for miles

Never seen anything so funny for ages, thanks Happyfeet!!!
Joy abounds on SCD Fantasy Island Dancing!!!!!!! Isnt that such a great idea for a new version of the show, cant you just see it now, the girls in colouful cloth dresses (very skimpy the men in grass skirts and flower garlands, the absolute and full chest experience and legs to boot

Oooh just had a great idea for a new thread, (runs off to create it.........

Well have thought about how it goes next for me, first off I chose Ian, Bruno and Bill T, so we'd wash up at the island to find a blazing fire all ready for us, I'd send Bill and Bruno off to find food and collect more firewood, excercise will dry them off!!! Meanwhile I will help Ian dry off his spangly dance costume by the fire............ to be continued...................

professional dancer:Brendan!!
celeb:Will!!!!!!!!!
judge:Len
outfit: Hanna's salsa dress

can someone talk the bbc into doing this for real

Ooooh excellent idea...so here am I on Strictly Fantasy Dance Island with Brendan, Aled and Bruno.

Bruno, the little italian dynamo that he is made it to shore first and has found a good place to set up camp. Aled being the resoursful one is off singing to the fish to try and catch them for dinner. Brendan is drying off his black suit with white open shirt in the heat of the mid-day sun....and me? Well, after being a little overawed at the delicious thought of being stranded on an island with Brendan (Aled and Bruno ) I relise I need to make a good impression with him from the start...so while I am trying to work out how to alter Lilia's dresses to fit me...a thought comes to me...Brendan is rather handy with a needle. Checking hair and makup in mirror that I just happened to find beside me, I walk over......

Anton Bruno and Patsy
Anton in white suit of course taking it off when massaging sun tan lotion on me
Patsy to make us giggle
Bruno would be the Butler

Pro: It's a tough call between Lilia and Karen. Probably little Lilia just shades it, although if Karen insisted I grab her bum like Bill did then she could be the choice.

Judge: Uncle Len.

Celebrity: Can I have Claudia? Because I just want to hold her accoutrements.

Costume: Do we really need costumes on the desert island? No one's going to see us. Suppose we could take Lilia's jive dress.

Would she have to insist??

Lilia's jive dress oculd probably be fashioned into a very revealing bikini and a half!

So we arrive on this lovely tropical island a bit shocked, really. We'd only gone out for an afternoon's sailing in the Firth of Forth - must have taken a wrong turn somewhere

Anyway, it's a gloriously sunny early evening. Anton is a bit worried that I'll be overtired so he suggests I lie down on the beach while the boys go and build a shelter and find some food.

Bruno decides he can't be bothered with all this hard work so he stays with me, making me howl with laughter, doing impressions of Craig, and Patsy sticking her tongue out and James paddling his arms like Godzilla.

Bill is really useful to have around, having reported from all sorts of dodgy war zones. He knows exactly how to survive. He shows Anton how to build a shelter. Anton has to take his jacket off 'cos he's so hot and they need to use his bow tie to tie some sticks together, so he's in his ballroom trousers with his posh white shirt unbuttoned just far enough to see his chest hair.

Meanwhile, after a fantastic sunset, Bruno and I decide we really ought to pull our weight and light a fire. With much hilarity we rub sticks together trying to get them to catch light but it just doesn't work. Bill looks exasperatedly in our direction, walks over and pulls a box of matches out of his pocket.

Anton meanwhile has found us a feast of tropical fruit - mangoes, lychees, passion fruit, pineapple, coconuts, so we feast by the fire.

Then, after Bruno and Bill have fallen asleep, he teaches me to rumba by the light of the moon........................

Very evocative. I was watching the whole scene unfold. It made me

Dancer - Ian of course (do I even really need to type that?)

Celeb - Josh Holloway - I know it's meant to be one from the programme, but as I came up with the whole tap dancing elephant diversion idea I've decided I'm special and therefore can have who I want *sticks fingers in ears and sings 'la la la I can't hear you' at the top of my voice* (anyone who disagrees with me will be getting a sparkly elephant shaped visitor very soon )

Judge - Bruno, although I fear I may have to fight him for Ian or Josh, so maybe Len and he could teach me to dance *will ponder this a while, it's an important decision*

Outfit - Lilia's tango outfit, the white one with the red lining (in fact I wish to break into her house and steal it for my Christmas office party - although radiacal surgery and the removal of several limbs would probably be necessary if I ever hoped to fit into it )

no Josh!! He is sooooo fit, AND he has deserted island survival skills

Dont know who Josh is, but just for you Agent K, for your love of the Divine Waite and the wonderful sparkly elephant image, ill let you off

So Ian is all dried off now and the moon is shining and he teaches me to rumba and salsa and waltz and we dance all night and always and to the end of time......swoon!!! (well we dont always dance but thats another story)

Josh plays Sawyer (the sexy Southern one with the longish blonde hair and chest to rival Ian's) from Lost

As a normally sane 20 year old male I don't believe I'm posting on a board about which SCD stars I'd want to take to a fantasy island... but hey, here I am!

Celeb: Definitely Bill. What a legend. He'd be a lot of fun, and as another poster pointed out, he's reported from warzones and hurricanes (as well as interviewing political heavyweights) so he'd have no problem with dangerous situations!

Dancer: Karen - no contest. She's gorgeous. And seems like a lot of fun. I think we'd have a laugh, and she could teach me to do THAT Rumba and THAT Cha Cha Cha!

Judge: Arlene - don't ask me why, but I'm strangely compelled to choose her. Perhaps because of her apparent dislike of B&K we'd have a lot of fun arguments!

Hi T&W - yay another male here, and a young un at that

Dancer: Would have to be lilia. she seems really down to earth and nice, so we could have girly chats!
Celeb: Darren g. after seeing him and lilia on ITT yesterday they'd just crack me up the whole time!
Judge: this is a hard one... would prob have to be bruno - just cos hes hilarious!

luv beth
xx

No one in the wide wide world could ever match Ian Divine Waite in the chest department, see there the Twirler has spoken, and will apply full custard tactics and a sparkly pink elephant with a bad temper if you dont all agree!!!!!!