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Daily Star's exposé on Jade
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Originally posted by yanspam Oh...according to yesterday's Daily Star - Jade IS the Creature from the Black Lagoon... maybe BB are just TRYING to make us THINK she's human. Do they have actual proof of this? What purpose does the creature have for being on BB? Is it a plot to take over the world? I must admit the Daily Stars report does answer a lot of questions. |
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What did it say?? Do you have a link?
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My apologies - 'twas The Mirror:
COMING soon to a TV screen near you: The Creature from the Crap Lagoon. With the fat-rolled body of a Michelin tyre man and the hideous head of a pig, this terrifying monster is guaranteed to scare you to within an inch of your life. It was in the early hours of yesterday morning when the non-events at Halfwit House took a spine-chilling turn. Suddenly, a slug-like beast slithered across the grass as the dumb animals around it ran for cover. Yes, it was Jade staking yet another highly justifiable claim to be allowed to leave the human race. With her ignorance and pig-like appearance this shop-lifting horror has never warranted classification as Homo Sapien. And so it was that yesterday - amid pathetic drunken games with her fellow morons - Jade appeared to finally leave mankind once and for all. What differentiates humans from animals? Animals don't wear clothes. It was in the papers - it must be true... |
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would i laugh and laugh if jade won it.
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Especially as the Mirror wasn't going to soil its pages with BB3 - or was that The Sun ... same thing
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The Mail said they wouldn't soil they're pages with this dross, The Mirror are 'The Official Anti-Big Brother Paper' apparently.
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That is the most damning article I've read about Jade to date.
Now thats what I call harsh (but funny as hell) |
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Originally posted by yanspam OOOPS sorry folks. I only read the big papers with cryptic crosswords so I'm no expert on the tabloids.The Mail said they wouldn't soil they're pages with this dross, The Mirror are 'The Official Anti-Big Brother Paper' apparently. I read Private Eye though - is that a mini tabloid ![]() ![]() MGOM |
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Originally posted by MustGetOutMore only if it has a pull out football section.OOOPS sorry folks. I only read the big papers with cryptic crosswords so I'm no expert on the tabloids. I read Private Eye though - is that a mini tabloid ![]() ![]() MGOM
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Re: Daily Star's exposé on Jade
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Originally posted by ubermind I believe you'll find that the Creature would be on Big Brother for the chance to win £70000 and possiblt increase it's exposure in the off chance it can kickstart a media career.....
I found this on the forum Do they have actual proof of this? What purpose does the creature have for being on BB? Is it a plot to take over the world? I must admit the Daily Stars report does answer a lot of questions. |
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Originally posted by MustGetOutMore Yeah The Sun, Mirror, Star et al all the same thing. I wouldn't been seen with one in my hand, but errrr I put my hand up to browsing them online Especially as the Mirror wasn't going to soil its pages with BB3 - or was that The Sun ... same thing
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