Daily Star's exposé on Jade

ubermind

11-07-2002

I found this on the forum

Quote:
“Originally posted by yanspam
Oh...according to yesterday's Daily Star - Jade IS the Creature from the Black Lagoon... maybe BB are just TRYING to make us THINK she's human.”

Do they have actual proof of this? What purpose does the creature have for being on BB? Is it a plot to take over the world?

I must admit the Daily Stars report does answer a lot of questions.

MustGetOutMore

11-07-2002

What did it say?? Do you have a link?

MGOM

yanspam

11-07-2002

My apologies - 'twas The Mirror:

COMING soon to a TV screen near you: The Creature from the Crap Lagoon.

With the fat-rolled body of a Michelin tyre man and the hideous head of a pig, this terrifying monster is guaranteed to scare you to within an inch of your life.

It was in the early hours of yesterday morning when the non-events at Halfwit House took a spine-chilling turn. Suddenly, a slug-like beast slithered across the grass as the dumb animals around it ran for cover.

Yes, it was Jade staking yet another highly justifiable claim to be allowed to leave the human race.

With her ignorance and pig-like appearance this shop-lifting horror has never warranted classification as Homo Sapien.

And so it was that yesterday - amid pathetic drunken games with her fellow morons - Jade appeared to finally leave mankind once and for all.

What differentiates humans from animals? Animals don't wear clothes.

It was in the papers - it must be true...

chuff

11-07-2002

would i laugh and laugh if jade won it.

MustGetOutMore

11-07-2002

Especially as the Mirror wasn't going to soil its pages with BB3 - or was that The Sun ... same thing

yanspam

11-07-2002

The Mail said they wouldn't soil they're pages with this dross, The Mirror are 'The Official Anti-Big Brother Paper' apparently.

ubermind

11-07-2002

That is the most damning article I've read about Jade to date.

Now thats what I call harsh (but funny as hell)

MustGetOutMore

11-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by yanspam
The Mail said they wouldn't soil they're pages with this dross, The Mirror are 'The Official Anti-Big Brother Paper' apparently. ”

OOOPS sorry folks. I only read the big papers with cryptic crosswords so I'm no expert on the tabloids.

I read Private Eye though - is that a mini tabloid

MGOM

chuff

11-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
OOOPS sorry folks. I only read the big papers with cryptic crosswords so I'm no expert on the tabloids.

I read Private Eye though - is that a mini tabloid

MGOM ”

only if it has a pull out football section.

Mesostim

11-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by ubermind
I found this on the forum

Do they have actual proof of this? What purpose does the creature have for being on BB? Is it a plot to take over the world?

I must admit the Daily Stars report does answer a lot of questions. ”

I believe you'll find that the Creature would be on Big Brother for the chance to win £70000 and possiblt increase it's exposure in the off chance it can kickstart a media career.....

lulu

11-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
Especially as the Mirror wasn't going to soil its pages with BB3 - or was that The Sun ... same thing ”

Yeah The Sun, Mirror, Star et al all the same thing. I wouldn't been seen with one in my hand, but errrr I put my hand up to browsing them online

lu
*Computer Weekly gal*