Alex - genuine
Jade - scary
Jonny - false
Kate - pleasant
PJ - scheming
Tim - wrong

i am sure you can do better!

Probably not:

Alex - unique
Jade - child-like
Jonny - psycho
Kate - normal
PJ - lad
Tim - wa**er

Alex- Professional chicken drier
Jade- Chipstick
Jonny- Camera hungry
Kate- Impressionist
PJ- Lad
Tim- One doesnt die his hair honest.

I'm going to do all of them

Alex: clean
Adele: black
Alison: loud
Jade: naive
Jonny: innocent
Kate: brilliant
Lee: Muscle
Lynne: alcohol
PJ: bloke
Sandy: old
Sophie: nice
Spencer: lad
Sunita: sensible
Tim: arrogant

Alex - Sweetiepie
PJ - Sleeze
Jonny - weird
Kate - lemon meringue pie
Tim - Bollox
Jade - thought police

Alex - anguish
Jade - hog
Jonny - fake
Kate - nice
PJ - average
Tim - prick

adele-two faced
alex-boring
alison-fun
jade-bully
johnny-a laugh
kate-flirt
lee-FLIRT
lynne-sad
p.j-sexaholic(if thats a word)
sandy-weird
sophie-nice
spencer-unhygenic
sunita-camera shy
tim-posh

Alex - assmaster
Jade - proof there is no God (excuse the multiple words)
Jonny - faux
Kate - bland
PJ - BJ
Tim - punchable

adele - sly
alex - obsessively funny (2 words damn)
alison - extreme
jade - thick
jonny - fake
kate - funny
lee - awful
lynne - argumentative
pj - boring
sandy - outofplace (hmmmm)
sophie - mate
spencer - quiet
sunita - who? (hehe)
tim - aaaarrrrgggghhhh

Adele - Better out than in
Alex - Considerate
Alison - Tiresome
Jade - God help us!
Jonny - Pleasant
Kate - Picturesque
Lee - Forgotten
Lynne - Under-achieved
PJ - Dull
Sandy - Missed
Sophie - Yes please!
Spencer - Punt
Sunita - Mysterious
Tim - Tosspot

Alex - Camp
Jade - Eskimo
PJ - Doomed
Kate - Laddette
Jonny - Thespian
Tim - Who

I'll do them all too;

Adele - Deserved better
Alex - Hilarious
Alison - Annoyingly loud
Jade - Worrying
Jonny - Thinker
Kate - Fun
Lee - Self-absorbed
Lynne - Mouthy
PJ - Stumpy
Sandy - Legendary
Sophie - Nice
Spencer - Laddish
Sunita - Sultry
Tim - Hair

Alex Neat
Jade Bitch
Kate Smooth
Jonny Tosser
Tim Who
PJ Evicted

Adele - evil
Alex - blouse
Alison - bubbly
Jade - ming'ging
Jonny - blerk
Lee - narcissus
Lynne - heed-the-baw
Kate - helloooooo
PJ - fellatio
Sandy - bitter
Sophie - mate
Spencer - aromatic
Sunita - wicked
Tim - pubes

Alex - Role Model
Jonny - Extinguishable
Jade - Excrutiating like a cavity extraction
PJ - Law-breaking thug
Kate - IT girl (stephen king version)
Tim - POSH (Positively Offensive S*** Head)