I think they would say about me -

Too tall,too fat, too thin whatever ....
cant cook much (but tries),
crap clothes,
wont join in with stripping games,
sits around looking bored,
shifty,
not being herself,
bitches too much/too little,
sly,

won't hide wine but drinks too much,
smokes too much,
never forgets the camera is on her/ forgets the house has cameras
keeps clothes on even in the showers .... cameras you know?

LK supports LFC ... how can she?
why isn't LK more like one of the lads?
why does LK talk to the chickens instead of us

LK is going mad - needs help - get her out of there.
Parents, friends, partner appeal to the Sun get her out because she cannot manage to go to the loo knowing the cameras are watching ...... she's going to explode unless she gets help!

hmmm thats me ... what about you?

and NO you can't bitch about anyone ok?

Spanky has emerged as a winner right from the first episode - there is no point continuing with the show - hand the money over right now!

Spanky
< enjoying her new adopted personality (Tim's) >

Mavis is bossy, too posh, bitchy, not loud enough, too fat, has dreadful taste in clothes, smokes even more than LK, can't act for toffee, has moved into the chicken coop, too bloody clever by 'arf. And why will the bloomin' cow not get drunk? But at least she' s natural

Spanky .... stop it! You have to stay to the end.
Vote Spanky out !

Else I will steal the 70k !

LK - says don't let Spanky have the money ... shes arrogant

I think people would say:

she does nothing but smoke and eat - did you see those spare tyres? She tries too hard to be friendly to people, she says "mate" at the end of every sentence (yep, it's true). She can't have a conversation without mentioning her kids, and won't strip in games, so she's a spoilsport.

Then a really dumb, ugly bloke I once went out with will go to all the newspapers to do an expose on what I'm like in bed. Then my hubby will kill him, and I'll come out to discover that he's in prison.........along with the disgustingly embarassing ex who didn't realise that going to the papers and saying you had sex with a 15-year-old isn't very clever.

Yeah, I'm considering applying for BB4..............not!

Lucytash - too fat, too short, too old, too lazy, How did SHE get into the house? BB are scraping the barrel this year.
Very 2-faced & prudish. Smokes far too much & costing BB too much to feed her chocolate addiction. Can't stop drinking when she starts & is drunk too soon.
In the meantime - children rapidly emigrate because of terrible embarrassment..

Hmmm....

[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Too fat.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Minger.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Probably quite two-faced as I do try to get on with everyone and not take sides.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] I don't think I am bitchy, maybe a bit once I've got to know someone and they know I am kidding around.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Quite bossy.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Very affectionate/flirty.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Very crude when drunk.

~ Beth.

Plums is
Too old and sensible
Having a goatee at his age - sad
Should have known before he went in the house that HM's smoke and eat meat !
With a body like that he should stop stripping off during games

Nice to peoples face then talks behind their backs
Plays to the cameras and knows - and bloody well drones on about - the DSBB and how the public see the game plans
Talks with an irritating nasal voice like Alex in BB3
Witty and good at puns and dodgy innuendo
Bit too camp for a straight bloke - you know what I mean

Why the hell does he think having chocolate on the poor side is some kind of human right ?
Too PC , can't say anything when he's around - whats wrong with making jokes about P***'s ?

Wished he hadn't got drunk , had 5 spliffs then had sex at THAT party with the woman who's now sold her story to NOTW.

Wonders why when he was voted out his parents had moved and left no forwarding address.......

There wouldn't be enough time to describe me properly, I'm a woman in my thirties so I'd be out of there the first chance they got!

chr1sb: too thin, too bald, shifty looking, weird sounding voice, evil when drunk, boring when sober, smokes too much, unwilling to confront his feelings about Alex, usually fails spectacularly when trying to be funny so resorts to the same tired jokes, lacking in basic social skills, minging chipstick, desperately wants to be loved but doesn't deserve to be loved by his own mother, unable to stem the tide of self-loathing once he's on a roll...

Sensing LK jealous of my good looks, charm, wit, intelligence (need I go on?) which is why it is clear to everyone I should win.

Vote LK out!!

Not only is Spanky arrogant - she's two-faced big-headed and playing up to the camera's !

Thats it ..... get Spanky out now . don't let her win the 70k or play the look I am really nice thingy that she does so well

LK - thinks Spanky doesn't realise that I know everything you said in the diary room about me !!!! I am a BB plant (not a rubber plant!)

lulu

she's a bitch
she's a posh scottish bitch
she's a flirt
she's way too outrageous when drunk
she never stops talking
she's not very tall is she?
I see she hasn't found the kitchen yet
she's a madam that speaks her mind
she's very vain

*all true *

Then someone would sell all my 'girlie hol' pics and the video of me singing 'Eternal Flame' when pissed to the News of the Screws .

lu

I've had the pleasure of meeting you in person, and that is just not true!

Looks like Ken Dodd when she gets up in the morning

Smokes/drinks/eats/swears too much

Enjoys being away from her kids for three days then realises that her 5 year old twins can hold a better conversation than any of this years housemates

If put on the poorside would die as cant make a roll up for toffee... HOOVER BAGS!!

Is scared to leave house in case anyone from her misspent youff has contacted the papers and sent in "those photos"

The cheque's in the post Chris.

~ Beth.

if you were in the house how do you think you would be described?




MASS MURDERER


This usually quiet placid woman could take no more, and as her fellow house mates slept off another night of drunkeness, she crept into the garden swiped the cock! and systermatically battered the innocent sleepers to death with it.

I would be described as being on the verge of physical violence for the first time in my life unless Dim "I have done well to last this long haven't I and it's all down to my personality!" *flipflops his way outta there very soon.


*And they're WHITE for heaven's sake!

Funny you should say that. Said to my other half today that I was going to shove him in the house next year and slam the door after him. I thought the money would come in useful !

He said ... after 3 days all the housemates would be found dead. Except for him and he would have claimed to have slept through the entire killing spree.

Hmm - I think BB is bringing out a murderous streak in more people than I ever thought possible. Now if I had been in the house with PJ I would have ... let me not even go there

Its too late to argue LK, I have won the money already remember? The show has been scrapped because it was so obvious from the beginning I was going to win.

If th show had been continued, you would unfortunately have been voted out first, due to your bitchy nature ('two-faced', 'big-headed' etc) and the fact you are a liar - I never even had chance to go into the diray room to say anything bad about you!

Spanky
<nice and rich with 70k in her back pocket>

Are you busy this evening, gorgeous?

Jack
likes the sound of lulu

LK suddenly becomes Spanky's bestest mate.
You know you want to share the money with me .... let's go shopping

FJ .. what a cop-out .... comeoncomeoncomeon ... what would they say about you?

You will be forgiven .... !

If you were in the house how do you think you would be described?

I think they would say about me -

the blonde-haired dude who never gels his hair and just won't put that AK47 down

Smart-@rsed to other smart @rses

To be avoided in the morning but good fun at night-time

Good cook but uses too much wine

Bitchin at the Sunday Times crossword

Never pees in the shower



MGOM
has good manners

yeah, going on the new young things BB, like a few others I'm over 30 so I'd be out the door too quick for anyone to notice anything about me! "For my first nomination I vote Johnno - He's over 30, knows too much, seen too much, done too much, too sensible, doesn't strip naked in the pool, too calm in the face of adversity, too old to snog or shag, I like my bloke to be stick thin, says really sensible things, weird, can hold a pretty intelligent conversation given a chance which we don't give him... therefore I have nothing in common with this man and so haven't really bothered to get to know him".