On this basis I think I might be described as 'beg-a-friend' at first in the house, later becoming known as 'miserable moaning old git' (ahem, those who've called me that in the past know who they are!).

Chris.

Okay darling, just for you, they'd say (assuming that like posters here they'd dwell on BAD points):

1.too quiet, ie boring (i'm like spencer was)
2.too serious (i'm trying to understand the goddam *universe* for cryin out loud, a pretty intense task)
4.drinks too much (moi?)
5.doesn't join in much with the "silly" games (unless pissed)
6.moody in the AM (you and me both MGOM)
7.a great big flirt (hard to believe I know)


thats it, bad-point-wise.

Are you interested in the good points? (i have many)

"Very diplomatic, silly sense of humour, likes the vino but she's a complete anorack!"

Hmm let me think. I did promise all my adoring fans that I would give a large chunk of the money to charity. I suppose you are a charity case so you can have £1,000, but only if you promise never to contact me or my family again.

Spanky
<taking the role far too seriously. Just realised doesnt actually have 70k and now feels let down>

I'll start you off on your good points ok?

Lovely
Funny
Very helpful .. (btw sent you an email on behalf of thankful neighbours)

carry on with the good points . and stop falling out with MGOM

LK - now completely off the detox . well tomorrow is another day!

Only £1,000!!!! I was going to have a party for all the forum members if I won .... but will now only invite a selected few!

LK - sends out her private invitations (trusting those who get them not to tell the rest)

I am not 2 faced ..... not at all

Doesn't bother me LK

This is supposed to be a recreation after all.

MGOM
Never falls out with anyone but if the party gets boring he finds another party

Ok, since I did win a whopping 70k I will increase your present to £20, 000 but only on the condition that I get invited to your DS:BB forum party. I have to keep maintaining my public image you see and Joe Public likes it when people are seen to be socialising with those who are less fortunate then they are.

Spanky
(waiting for that invitation any time soon)

platelet

lying fat drunken b*****d, no one can earn that much money, for doing so little, with so little training; take three months off a year; consume his weekly alcohol allowance each lunch time (for breakfast), vote labour whilst resenting every law they have passed, who changes alliance at the drop of a hat, and is more interested in screwing the bookies than winning the game. Who spent the first three weeks crawling up everyone’s a$$, then just when his mates deposited a large amount of money on him getting chucked out, admitted to being a racist, disabled hating, egotistical, ginger haired (okay I’d dye it), elephant molester

LK goes off to get proper invitations printed up.

Out of shot of cameras ----- does anything think I would actually send Spanky one?

In shot of cameras ----- You will be first on my list Spanky!



If anyone dares say I am 2-faced I will have a crying fit. If that doesn't work, threaten to deck them ... AND not invite them to my party !

LK te me fais rouge!
I didn't get an email, who would it be "from".

but to continue avec mes points bons:

4. Tries to learn everything
5. positive about most things (except early in the AM !)
6. likes everyone.
7. respects different viewpoints (as long as they're logically reasoned, if not, he tends to get well mad grrrr!)
8. Tries to find the good in everyone. Yes folks despite what you all think , there IS good in Jade even!)
9. clean
10. very polite
11. Good body
12. clean
13. okay looking
14. very honest
15. tactful

GOD i'm boring...


jack
modest!

You seem in good humour LK, et ca me fait plaisir

Jack
xxxx

Glad to see you are finally becoming aware of the rules of BB: Be two faced, cry if anyone suggests you are and if that doesnt work, start a huge row. As a small prize for discovering this, your present goes up to an astronomical 25,000.

Thanks for the invite. Doesnt really matter if I dont receive one as I have a special add-on package on my computer that allows me to hack into your computer, take any data I wish and transfer it back to my own. See you at the party. Oh and make sure I recieve a fitting welcome and that people realise I am an A-list celebrity. Red carpet will be fine.

Spanky
<nearly finished processing LK's online banking details, about to start on private passwords>

From ME !!!!!!

did you think i gave my neighbours your email addy as a special bonus?

LK - talks gently to FJ ... in case he goes a bit silly

Why are you clean twice, you must be suoer extra clean!
Pistachio
short
loud
quiet
boring
interesting
bitchy
bossy
snobby

meant to write SUPER not suoer!

LK puts her firewall up ...... at double strength,
To try to get this back on a BB track before Beth kills me ..... as Kate works in IT .... do you think she would actually know what a firewall is

LK doing her best even with Spanky hacking !
(can you mention hacking on here ... should I look at the rules) - thats me doing my sucking up thingy !

Oh .... ok Spanky .... you CAN come to the party

Thank you darling, I am VERY sensitive.
Er, unless you've changed you name to Law-Now@cmck.com then I haven't recieved an email from you : (

Jack
xxx

If there is one thing I know, it is that I would be hated by this forum.

1 - I would be in the game to win. My gameplan would be to make sure that I did not piss off any of the housemates, and I would make sure to conceal my dislike for any of the housemates. I would trust nobody. Everyone is waiting for a chance to stab you in the back.

2 - I would tell the truth in the diary room. (ie. Person X is a w***er, or Person Y is a great guy) Outside the diary room, everybody thinks I get on with everyone else. I would not try and influence anybody elses opinion, unless I felt that matters had got out of hand.

3 - I would not let this "mask" slip under any circumstances, throughout the whole experience. Since I rarely drink, this would be fairly easy in my opinion.

Some more of the reasons why I would be hated:

I am from a well-off middle class background, which never goes down well with the British public, who for some reason would rather see working class guys win.

I am well educated, and have little patience with stupid people, so that would piss off people who would think I am an elitist snob.

As mentioned earlier, I don't drink much, so there would be no chance of me creating a scene while drunk.

--

If I got evicted (And I would expect to be evicted as soon as the public got the chance to vote for me), I would expect to be booed out the house, and might be a little disappointed if that did not happen.

He's got a soap fetish Pistachio?

LK - thinks its nice to know how we think that other people see us .... or as we see ourselves

Oh i see!
There was me thinking it may just have been a mistake
Pistachio
Actually hopes peeps don't see her as bitchy

Oh for godness' sake.
Add "prone to absentmindedness" to my bad points.

JAck
XXXXX

Glad you started, I was getting worried about the whole 'Off the subject' thing

I've always found Kates job quite funny. She obviously gets paid loads (flat in London, BMW) and things gnerally say 'Kate works in IT' etc but somewhere else it said she worked in a call centre. Do they really get paid that much?.........

<break whilst more hacking takes place...hmmm very interesting....very interesting indeed....>

Any confirmation on Kates job would be greatly appreciated.

Spanky
<considering what to wear for LK's party. A designer number methinks...>

Eh...fairy nuff

Oops sorry FJ ... I have to change my ISP to send email .... its on its way to the cleanest person in the house! x