Quote:
“Originally posted by Ryan S
I don't drink much ... ”
“Originally posted by Ryan S
I don't drink much ... ”
gone, first chance we get
if you were in the house how do you think you would be described?
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“Originally posted by Spanky_rules
Glad you started, I was getting worried about the whole 'Off the subject' thing
I've always found Kates job quite funny. She obviously gets paid loads (flat in London, BMW) and things gnerally say 'Kate works in IT' etc but somewhere else it said she worked in a call centre. Do they really get paid that much?.........
<break whilst more hacking takes place...hmmm very interesting....very interesting indeed....>
Any confirmation on Kates job would be greatly appreciated.
Spanky
<considering what to wear for LK's party. A designer number methinks...> ”
“Originally posted by Spanky_rules
Glad you started, I was getting worried about the whole 'Off the subject' thing
I've always found Kates job quite funny. She obviously gets paid loads (flat in London, BMW) and things gnerally say 'Kate works in IT' etc but somewhere else it said she worked in a call centre. Do they really get paid that much?.........
<break whilst more hacking takes place...hmmm very interesting....very interesting indeed....>
Any confirmation on Kates job would be greatly appreciated.
Spanky
<considering what to wear for LK's party. A designer number methinks...> ”
I have worked in IT for years ..... somehow I dont think Kate does, it must be more of a call centre thing. Unless I have been grossly underpaid!
LK and Spanky go to Harvey Nic's to find designer dresses .. and NO you can't buy the same one as me but in 2 sizes larger
or do I mean smaller! We are NOT twins .....
( Beth you want to come shopping with us?
LK tries not to get the thread closed ... look I did mention Kate!
LK checks her firewall ..... its holding ..... holding ......
Quote:
“Originally posted by LadyKnight
Oops sorry FJ ... I have to change my ISP to send email .... its on its way to the cleanest person in the house! x ”
“Originally posted by LadyKnight
Oops sorry FJ ... I have to change my ISP to send email .... its on its way to the cleanest person in the house! x ”
GOT IT!
j ( mr clean!)
xxx
Quote:
“Originally posted by Ryan S
If there is one thing I know, it is that I would be hated by this forum.
1 - I would be in the game to win. My gameplan would be to make sure that I did not piss off any of the housemates, and I would make sure to conceal my dislike for any of the housemates. I would trust nobody. Everyone is waiting for a chance to stab you in the back.
2 - I would tell the truth in the diary room. (ie. Person X is a w***er, or Person Y is a great guy) Outside the diary room, everybody thinks I get on with everyone else. I would not try and influence anybody elses opinion, unless I felt that matters had got out of hand.
3 - I would not let this "mask" slip under any circumstances, throughout the whole experience. Since I rarely drink, this would be fairly easy in my opinion.
Some more of the reasons why I would be hated:
I am from a well-off middle class background, which never goes down well with the British public, who for some reason would rather see working class guys win.
I am well educated, and have little patience with stupid people, so that would piss off people who would think I am an elitist snob.
As mentioned earlier, I don't drink much, so there would be no chance of me creating a scene while drunk.
--
If I got evicted (And I would expect to be evicted as soon as the public got the chance to vote for me), I would expect to be booed out the house, and might be a little disappointed if that did not happen. ”
“Originally posted by Ryan S
If there is one thing I know, it is that I would be hated by this forum.
1 - I would be in the game to win. My gameplan would be to make sure that I did not piss off any of the housemates, and I would make sure to conceal my dislike for any of the housemates. I would trust nobody. Everyone is waiting for a chance to stab you in the back.
2 - I would tell the truth in the diary room. (ie. Person X is a w***er, or Person Y is a great guy) Outside the diary room, everybody thinks I get on with everyone else. I would not try and influence anybody elses opinion, unless I felt that matters had got out of hand.
3 - I would not let this "mask" slip under any circumstances, throughout the whole experience. Since I rarely drink, this would be fairly easy in my opinion.
Some more of the reasons why I would be hated:
I am from a well-off middle class background, which never goes down well with the British public, who for some reason would rather see working class guys win.
I am well educated, and have little patience with stupid people, so that would piss off people who would think I am an elitist snob.
As mentioned earlier, I don't drink much, so there would be no chance of me creating a scene while drunk.
--
If I got evicted (And I would expect to be evicted as soon as the public got the chance to vote for me), I would expect to be booed out the house, and might be a little disappointed if that did not happen. ”
Ahhhh OK Ryan .... I understand ... you are Adele in disguise
LK is very smart
Quote:
“Originally posted by Ryan S
If there is one thing I know, it is that I would be hated by this forum.
2 - I would tell the truth in the diary room. (ie. Person X is a w***er, or Person Y is a great guy) Outside the diary room, everybody thinks I get on with everyone else. I would not try and influence anybody elses opinion, unless I felt that matters had got out of hand.
--
”
“Originally posted by Ryan S
If there is one thing I know, it is that I would be hated by this forum.
2 - I would tell the truth in the diary room. (ie. Person X is a w***er, or Person Y is a great guy) Outside the diary room, everybody thinks I get on with everyone else. I would not try and influence anybody elses opinion, unless I felt that matters had got out of hand.
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”
Point 2) as above is in my opinion where mainly where Adele went wrong. She told BB what she was doing and therefore gave them ammunition to show on the C4 programme.
BTW Ryan - I would probably still be supporting you - I like Adele even now whereas many others do not. I have a respect for her and the way she tried to play the game.
It is after all - a game
Quote:
“Originally posted by Spanky_rules
I've always found Kates job quite funny. She obviously gets paid loads (flat in London, BMW) and things gnerally say 'Kate works in IT' etc but somewhere else it said she worked in a call centre. Do they really get paid that much?.........
”
“Originally posted by Spanky_rules
I've always found Kates job quite funny. She obviously gets paid loads (flat in London, BMW) and things gnerally say 'Kate works in IT' etc but somewhere else it said she worked in a call centre. Do they really get paid that much?.........
”
IT helpdesk admin, quoted by Kate as circa 30k, seems quite likely to be true (and p poor depending on skill set) there are vast differences between the average "have you tried re booting it" help desk personnel, and those that actually understand the tech. Let's just say I've employed worse for more.
Quote:
“Originally posted by platelet
IT helpdesk admin, quoted by Kate as circa 30k, seems quite likely to be true (and p poor depending on skill set) there are vast differences between the average "have you tried re booting it" help desk personnel, and those that actually understand the tech. Let's just say I've employed worse for more. ”
“Originally posted by platelet
IT helpdesk admin, quoted by Kate as circa 30k, seems quite likely to be true (and p poor depending on skill set) there are vast differences between the average "have you tried re booting it" help desk personnel, and those that actually understand the tech. Let's just say I've employed worse for more. ”
I'll send you my CV platelet ..... I have obviously been underpaid!
LK - looking forward to being very rich
Quote:
“Originally posted by LadyKnight
I'll send you my CV platelet ..... I have obviously been underpaid!
LK - looking forward to being very rich ”
“Originally posted by LadyKnight
I'll send you my CV platelet ..... I have obviously been underpaid!
LK - looking forward to being very rich
”
LOL LK ... U got in there b4 me !
Old ****er,
moans at smokers and farters,
Too quick to flash his dick,
only talks about computers and whats on TV
will listen to HMs slaging a HM off then go and tell that HM what was said,
moans at smokers and farters,
Too quick to flash his dick,
only talks about computers and whats on TV
will listen to HMs slaging a HM off then go and tell that HM what was said,
Quote:
“Originally posted by magsiesss
LOL LK ... U got in there b4 me ! ”
“Originally posted by magsiesss
LOL LK ... U got in there b4 me ! ”
Lets start our own IT business, then we can both get rich
In a desperate bid to relate this to BB ...... lets NOT employ Kate, I think she knows about as much about IT as I did about the freezing alcohol thread.
That amounted to ... well I have put my voddie in the freezer. But it sure as hell didn't make me an expert.
LK - still thinking about being rich! But can we have company cars magsiessss?
(LK is very scared of Beth even though shes really nice!!!!)
I'd probably be labeled a slightly pompus old git, with a sense of humour that would make even Richard Whitley wince
.
.
Smokes too much .
Tells everyone she loves them when drunk (construed as trying to manipulate votes .
Held up for ridicule by the press for looking for microwave instructions on the lettuce .
Complaints from the other HM's about the amount of large balls sent over with messages (from the 4 kids left at home asking where socks..ect are )
Never cries in the house but has other HM's in tears after stripping whilst drunk.
Goes In with roots showing ..by week 3 completely white .
Finally gets thrown out by BB for taking 3 hours making mind up about nominees ....and then going back and asking can she change them .
Tells everyone she loves them when drunk (construed as trying to manipulate votes .
Held up for ridicule by the press for looking for microwave instructions on the lettuce .
Complaints from the other HM's about the amount of large balls sent over with messages (from the 4 kids left at home asking where socks..ect are )
Never cries in the house but has other HM's in tears after stripping whilst drunk.
Goes In with roots showing ..by week 3 completely white .
Finally gets thrown out by BB for taking 3 hours making mind up about nominees ....and then going back and asking can she change them .
Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack
Are you busy this evening, gorgeous?
Jack
likes the sound of lulu ”
“Originally posted by Father Jack
Are you busy this evening, gorgeous?
Jack
likes the sound of lulu ”
ya wanna? *wink*
lu
Too fat
Sprays people with saliva whilst trying to talk when drunk
Farts too much
Cooks like Nigella Lawson (I am quite good ya know!)
Too pale
Makes people laugh (not always at her though)
Not particularly good looking
I would never go on BB for fear that old university "encounters" would come back to haunt me via The Sun or Sunday Sport.
Sprays people with saliva whilst trying to talk when drunk
Farts too much
Cooks like Nigella Lawson (I am quite good ya know!)
Too pale
Makes people laugh (not always at her though)
Not particularly good looking
I would never go on BB for fear that old university "encounters" would come back to haunt me via The Sun or Sunday Sport.
Dee Girl is so opinionated and never listens to what the other HM's
She is soooooo vain - does she never stop fussing with her appearance - and she isn't all that either!
What a stuck up pain in the ar*e
She is soooooo vain - does she never stop fussing with her appearance - and she isn't all that either!
What a stuck up pain in the ar*e
BC
Waaaay too old- hence evicted at the first opportunity
Too fat - evicted at the first opportunity
Would spend the £400 shopping budget on books (if available), fags and booze, in that order - evicted etc
Have horrendous PMT for 2 weeks at a time - but would provide excellent bitching and backstabbing sessions
Has been known to pee in shower (but not bins)
Doesn't lift a finger in the kitchen. Kitchen? What kitchen?
Would probably have sex at the first opportunity (well, offers aren't too forthcoming at my age)
Calls everyone Darling or Babe ( I even irritate myself!)
Has a murky past that would keep the tabloids going for weeks
BC
whose children would leave the planet and parents would expire from cardiac arrests at the revelations
dons dark glasses for anonymity
Waaaay too old- hence evicted at the first opportunity
Too fat - evicted at the first opportunity
Would spend the £400 shopping budget on books (if available), fags and booze, in that order - evicted etc
Have horrendous PMT for 2 weeks at a time - but would provide excellent bitching and backstabbing sessions
Has been known to pee in shower (but not bins)
Doesn't lift a finger in the kitchen. Kitchen? What kitchen?
Would probably have sex at the first opportunity (well, offers aren't too forthcoming at my age)
Calls everyone Darling or Babe ( I even irritate myself!)
Has a murky past that would keep the tabloids going for weeks
BC
whose children would leave the planet and parents would expire from cardiac arrests at the revelations
dons dark glasses for anonymity
Quote:
“Originally posted by Beth Hart
Hmmm....
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Too fat.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Minger.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Probably quite two-faced as I do try to get on with everyone and not take sides.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] I don't think I am bitchy, maybe a bit once I've got to know someone and they know I am kidding around.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Quite bossy.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Very affectionate/flirty.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Very crude when drunk.
~ Beth. ”
“Originally posted by Beth Hart
Hmmm....
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Too fat.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Minger.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Probably quite two-faced as I do try to get on with everyone and not take sides.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] I don't think I am bitchy, maybe a bit once I've got to know someone and they know I am kidding around.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Quite bossy.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Very affectionate/flirty.
[COLOR=darkblue]*[/COLOR] Very crude when drunk.
~ Beth. ”
Beth, It sounds like your describing me!!!!
thats Scarey!!!!
They wouldn't get to know me well enough to comment. I'd have been racing Sunita out the door! I couldn't cope with the boredom of nothing to do but party wordgames, and the lack of privacy.
Oddly enough, it's not the cameras I see as most intrusive, but it's no wonder that people don't end up getting intimate when you can't even have two people drinking champagne in the bath together without everyone else wandering in and out. Why don't they have a couple of bathrooms and let them lock the doors?
Oddly enough, it's not the cameras I see as most intrusive, but it's no wonder that people don't end up getting intimate when you can't even have two people drinking champagne in the bath together without everyone else wandering in and out. Why don't they have a couple of bathrooms and let them lock the doors?
oooh, this is fun - my turn!
Ummm,
1) too posh
2) talks too fast - and why does she does she talk so much about giraffes?
3) if she wants to go to Mars she should go and never come back
4) eh?
5)this girl makes no sense
6) oh i see, chickens right...
7) hangovers do not become her
8) what the f*** sort of name is elfpetal anyway?
Ummm,
1) too posh
2) talks too fast - and why does she does she talk so much about giraffes?
3) if she wants to go to Mars she should go and never come back
4) eh?
5)this girl makes no sense
6) oh i see, chickens right...
7) hangovers do not become her
8) what the f*** sort of name is elfpetal anyway?
She's far too sensible.
Not great eye candy.
Thinks her one liners are witty.
Talks in the DR about the HMs that irritate her but then makes excuses for them.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who is in this position, but no one has ever told me they didn't like me before (except the boy at school I fancid who said 'he had no feelings either way'). So I would have to prepare myself for the inevitable person/people that declare their hatred/dislike.
Not great eye candy.
Thinks her one liners are witty.
Talks in the DR about the HMs that irritate her but then makes excuses for them.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who is in this position, but no one has ever told me they didn't like me before (except the boy at school I fancid who said 'he had no feelings either way'). So I would have to prepare myself for the inevitable person/people that declare their hatred/dislike.
Bad dress sense (and tries too hard)
Ugly
Bad conversationist
Two faced (god knows why, but apparantly everyone in there is)
Wont drink.....boring?
Likes being the pool
Likes team/party games.......show off?
Cant forget cameras are there (who could?)
Friends with all the people that everyone hates
Bad judge of character
Nominates the favourites........
Boring
Fancies the ugliest/stupidest/boringest (if thats a word) bloke in the house (probably)
Academically intelligent with no common sense
Cant cook to save her life
Talks crap
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
Repeats herself all the time
Ugly
Bad conversationist
Two faced (god knows why, but apparantly everyone in there is)
Wont drink.....boring?
Likes being the pool
Likes team/party games.......show off?
Cant forget cameras are there (who could?)
Friends with all the people that everyone hates
Bad judge of character
Nominates the favourites........
Boring
Fancies the ugliest/stupidest/boringest (if thats a word) bloke in the house (probably)
Academically intelligent with no common sense
Cant cook to save her life
Talks crap
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
Repeats herself all the time
If I were there now I think the latest comment would probably be...
B*gger me, did you hear what he just called Tim?
"You are a sexist, bigoted, egostistical, hypocritical, arrogant little sh*t with crap hair, no taste, girly lips and I will make your life hell until you apologise for all the horrible things you've been saying and recant your attitude that you are superior to all around you, Mr Bumlick. You're only nice to Alex 'cos you think he's popular and he likes having his ego stroked"
That's what I'd be like. You tell me what the outside world would be saying!
Probably what most of my friends and acquaintances say..
"You're such a bastard"
B*gger me, did you hear what he just called Tim?
"You are a sexist, bigoted, egostistical, hypocritical, arrogant little sh*t with crap hair, no taste, girly lips and I will make your life hell until you apologise for all the horrible things you've been saying and recant your attitude that you are superior to all around you, Mr Bumlick. You're only nice to Alex 'cos you think he's popular and he likes having his ego stroked"
That's what I'd be like. You tell me what the outside world would be saying!
Probably what most of my friends and acquaintances say..
"You're such a bastard"
*smiles at drama_girly* with you on the liking hugs!
- washes hair far too much
-steals eyeliner and uses charcoal snaffled from the poor side barbeque if she runs out
- keeps slipping into german and occassional french without realising it (i do *not* know *why* i do that! i do both french and german for gcse, dammit...)
-hasn't seen any of the films anyone else has so is often excluded from conversations
-will stay up til all hours chatting
- will make a home-made twister board from anything possible cuz its her favourite game
sel xx
ps- VERY good idea for a thread!!!
- washes hair far too much
-steals eyeliner and uses charcoal snaffled from the poor side barbeque if she runs out
- keeps slipping into german and occassional french without realising it (i do *not* know *why* i do that! i do both french and german for gcse, dammit...)
-hasn't seen any of the films anyone else has so is often excluded from conversations
-will stay up til all hours chatting
- will make a home-made twister board from anything possible cuz its her favourite game
sel xx
ps- VERY good idea for a thread!!!
Quote:
“Originally posted by drama_girly
Fancies the ugliest/stupidest/boringest (if thats a word) bloke in the house (probably)
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
”
“Originally posted by drama_girly
Fancies the ugliest/stupidest/boringest (if thats a word) bloke in the house (probably)
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
Likes hugs
”
Way hey! I might get off with someone after all!!!!!
jack
likes hugs too. And kisses
There's no reason why "boringest" shouldn't be a word.
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