Yes....but James...how old are you??????........


....*scorp passes BC the fags and advises her to knock the glass on the head and take it straight from the bottle...................

If anyone was/were going to describe me at the moment

the word that comes to mind is ..... Drunk

Its that 400quid a week budget ....... forgive me for anything else I say !

Fat, loudmouthed, unfunny alchoholic Andy Pandini ...

I hope you trust Teddy and lubbyloo NOT to gossip about you or try to influence the nominations !!

LK - liked Andy Pandy !

They all turn their backs on you once your 15 minutes of fame is over. Luckliy, I still have the costume, though,

Way too old
Too big
Opinionated
Pretentious know-it-all
Flirts incessantly with seedy stage charm
Too many sarcastic one-liners (Chandler wannabe)
Sympathetic
Caring
Can't cook to save his life
Untidy
Diplomatic/two-faced
Always whinging in DR then being nice to irritant's face

I'd be hated lol
Smokes too much Drinks too much coffee and it has to be Nescafe.
tidys up all the time but won't do it alone and would be glaring at all the lazy sods in bed.
sings in the shower sings all the time ( not that blooming song again)
would in no way let anyone boil their knickers in the pans and let them know it.........
I might last a week if i was lucky it would be a unanimous vote out.
and would be always in the diary room getting strikes for influencing nominations hehe
Think i may apply

Hmmmm costume?
Being a horses arse is not good! But I have my cinderella pumpkin .... tho its a bit dried up and really a greek gourd !

LK -struggling to be nice in the face of real life crap!
Do pantomime horses poo?

Too talkative, likes to be the first in the Bathroom in the morning, drinks but not too much for my liking, clean, sometimes like to be on her own, takes over the cooking and when we eat something it has to be low fat and healthy the food budget goes on too much fruit and teas rather than crisps and booze. She is 31 and therefore too old for us to have a conversation with.

and me at the moment, pissed on glass of chardonnay, stuffing my face with a bar of galaxy that I found in the car totally liquid then put in the fridge to 'harden up'.

they would be saying, she is so ewwwwwwwwwwww

lu
*if I'm not here tomorrow I've probably expired from some dreadful disease I caught from eating foosty chocolate*

PS: please do not ask me what foosty means because I can't explain it, never mind spell it!

LOL!!!!...I know exaclty what 'foosty' means!!!.....I had a similar problem with a jar of nutella...had to put that in the fridge...trouble was it went solid enough to eat with a sppon....Mmmm.......*pissed on Pimms but ran out of lemonade.....* groan.........I'd definitely be evicted before the end of the first night.................

eeeeeeeee I do that as well, eat it straight from the jar, I am so disgaaasting sometimes . If I caught anyone else doing it they would get a right telling off.

lu

Lu, Scorp .......listen to me!

I am turning into Jade. Drank too much ... sat in the sun for a while .... but WORSE than that!!!!!

I have a flipping verucca too ..... I broke into the chemists,. well I know him and I i was upset *a la Jade* he gave me the Bazooka the Verucca stuff and stood on my toe.

Am sure standing on a toe in with some native people is good! It means you sexy thing even with a verucca!

Is this herpes I have .... crabs, or just some fungal infection. Be careful ...... or I'll deck you!!!!!

How do you get verruca's .... am with Jade on this one..... !!!

LK in an isolation ward ......... HELP !

ooh nooo a verucca!! You must have been sitting too near the telly when jade was on!! Usually catch them from swimming pools, communal showers or the ilk. Who have you been sharing a shower with, do tell?

Nothing to worry about though, just zap it, give it a little file and it'll be away before you know it

Advice courtesy of
Nurse Lu

I have a little white hole in my foot!

I can almost sympathise with Jade .. Except I know its a white hole.

F**ks sake drgu taking neighbours are kicking off again next door..........perhaps I could persuade them to sniff my verccua!

LK - almost has leprosy (no offense ok?) and goes off to live in a cave by herself ....... with her teddy *mrted*, can you please send food parcels (thin crust pizzas with mushrooms, and pancake rolls).

HMmmmm I knew Jade and I had something in common!

lu goes to the diary room.....

BB can you please please please sort out LK she has finished all the booze and fags, she has eaten all the thin crust mushroomy pizzas and she won't let me sniff her teddy. Oh and she has a ming-ging verucca

BB......

I'll get back to you

lu

Am MING (is that like tang) GING!
Am a dynasty all to myself.

I need more pizza, I have a hole in my foot!

LK appeals to everyone ..... Help Help Help !

I hate begging I do !! But if it gets me what I want I don' t mind.
Hope they run outta glue e's heroin ganga next door soon.

Upstairs n/bour on hols .... am holding the fort all by myself, with my verucca !

LK is very brave -- but has been known to hide in the understairs cupboard!

Trouble is when I drink out of a bottle, pissed, it ends up down me top, because I can't find my mouth.

I am up far too early as I had to sleep in the poor bedroom due to the beds being too soft in the other one. And the A/C wasn't working.

I have got plastic bags on my feet so I don't catch LKs minging verrucca, not because I intend cleaning the chickens out.

Come out of the cave LK!!! I have a few pancake rolls hidden under my duvet

BC
who has now run out of fags and has to go to the Diary room to beg for more

Just to drag this back from the middle ages of the BB3 forum.
Anyone who hasn't added their bit ... go on do it now!

LK who is now out of the cave (thanks to all those who sent me food parcels) still with a minging foot but has some gel to put on it.

All you have to do to join in is
a: not bitch about anyone
b: exactly what it says on the thread ... what do you think hm's would say about you !

LK - needs to sleep for a couple of hours ... the nights are long - my stress levels off the scale!

It's hard to guess what others would think of me.

But if I had to descibe myself, I'll give it a go.

I think, that I have elements of Sandy in my personality. I would completely rebel against this group mentality, I just wouldn't believe it to be real, and I do tend to get on better with people in a one to one situation.
I don't think I'd have the balls to tell someone to their face that I didn't like them though. Not as cruel a bast*rd as Sandy.
I have elements of his humour.

I think I have elements of Adele as well. I think that because of the situation and some of the louder contestants, I may be tempted to allow any insecurities to display themselves by talking about people. Good and bad, to find out what others think, and see who I could trust to become a potential ally.

A few elements of Alex as well. In the sense that I don't always see myself as others see me, and sometimes get paranoid if I think people are against me. I use self-deprecating humour quite often as well. And I sometimes complain about something that I should let go of.

And I also have elements of Jonny. Sometimes "Basic humour" is the best. Cerbral humour can also get too much at times, and sometimes you've got to induldge in a little childish humour from time to time. Last night when Jonny said let's all hide from Jade, then reappear with as though nothing has happened. Yes, I'd find that funny.
I'd have to say that I can worry a bit like Jonny too, and if the camera's were on me, I wouldn't know how to stop being aware of them if I needed to get out of a patch where I'm down.

Don't know if this makes me look bad or not, but I've tried to be honest. Obviously it's only an approximation, as I've only picked elements of housemates that I can more closely recognise within myself.