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Create a piece of soap dialogue from an old joke.


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Old 20-11-2005, 13:04
mikebuk
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Well they could be old or new jokes and used in any soap you wish, as long as they are clean to stop the mods cutting them !


Examples ..........



Scene : The Rovers


Betty : Should you be smoking Jack Duckworth, I thought you had a bad heart.


Jack : Aye, but I've managed to cut down. I only smoke after a meal these days.


(Mutters) I'm down to 20 meals a day.




Scene : Diggory Compton's Bakery


Eileen : How fresh are those cakes in ya window ?


Diggory : I'll assure you madam, the cream on those cakes is as fresh and pure as the young lady standing behind you.


(Eileen turns around to see Tracy Barlow)


Eileen : Second thoughts, give me a sausage roll.
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