Please!

Bohochick, you're a star- this thread makes me happy! You're like the mother hen of this forum!

Also beekness, you rock! And you like Bill, which makes me like you!

To conclude, everyone rocks in general!

*has broken the exclamation mark key*

*is a tiny bit tipsy*

awww danksh arrypee

*swallows starburst*

awww thanks allybee

I'm really cranky and feel like having a rant.

Close your ears now!!

Bloody Flippin no-brained ars***les who ruin all attempts to 'unbump' nasty, hurtful threads. They should be hung drawn and quartered. Or better still... they should be made listen to their own waffelous nonsense that's ALREADY BEEN POSTED in LOADS of other threads till they simply keel over and die of boredom. Wouldn't take long, in my opinion.

I mean what kind of a tool SEARCHES the archives for a mean and nasty thread to resurect.
Go play on the "I've A Floundering Z-list Career, Make Me Tabloid Fodder" .. that's just started back. I'll bet the LOVE that kinda arse-bo****

I am SOOOOOO utterly BORED of begrudging poo-heads who can't stand to see someone good actually do well.
What's wrong with you????
Why can't you allow nice people to get on......


Sorry... that wasn't fluffy

I need a hug
*looks for her James*

I'm off in the ambulance to find James and drug him with a laced-yorkshire pudding, and bring him to you for comfort, but before I go... have a hug from me:

*hug*

It's tres frustrating I know. We'll just keep our random threads at the top because everyone loves them and people will just realise they have more fun in fluffy sparkly threads than negative threads. There are too many of us!! Keep the faith

Thank you!

Feel better already.
Thank goodness for that ambulance... it's SO useful.

erm.....um..... Is Brendan still in there or did you turf him out for crimes against spicy custard?
(that sounds FILTHY!! )

Becks

*hugs all round*

Well you know what you gotta do

I've just settled into some dusting...and I'm pretty determined...it gives me a real purpose in life

Amen! We shall prevail! Eat our sparkly fairy dust, negativity!

*is soooo not procrastnating over her Legal Reasoning essay*

*is soooo not writing her essay after half a bottle of Martini*

Becks!!

Calm!! think sweet Jamesy thoughts!!!!

Must admit that the Lady Boz has a few new frown lines from all the vitriol that being spilt on the boards, don't some people like venting their spleens on here.

Can anyone see a large pink squishy cushion for the tired old Lady Boz's bum, have choccy boo bars in my basket, anyone want one?

Lets mellow a bit or should it be marshmellow

The lady Boz

Hey Becks.

I think 'cheers' has passed the toxic posting mantle to jean genie

I'm on a mission

oh my Lord... Do I know what you mean.

It takes all of my restraint not to just write "b***ox to that" (pardon me ) as a reply to them all.

*breathes deeply*

*thinks sweeeeeeeet Jamesy thoughts**

*drools a little!! *

In my experience, and those of many more intelligent friends than me:

the more martini, the better the essay. It's a law.

I love "eat our sparkly dust" - it's like the epitome of ballroom dancer's trash talk. Imagine if they tried to psyche each other out before a dance-off like sportsmen do... heeheehee

That ambulance is darned useful yeah - I dunno how Boho managed to nick it in the first place. It's seen a lot of action let's put it that way. I literallykicked Brendan out for lewd behaviour - he wanted my secret recipe - I wasn't giving him anything. I'm not angry any more though, he winks at me across the carpark while we practice our tap routines (see Nobody should leave thread) and despite myself I do like it Tiny hates him though - he wanted that sequinned jacket so much.

Ahem - anyway.

Sounds like fab plan but it would raise the tone dont you think?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure she must have persuaded Will to lend it to her from Casualty. Either that, or she has questionable morals...stealing ambulances is morally unwise, although ultimately a very useful asset for this forum.

Umm what is a Starburst and is it something I'd like? hangs head in shame for not knowing what it is
Am I to understand there has been some bad feeling on the boards, its not allowed in Stardust heaven, also what does bumping mean?

Its so lovely in here, oh and about the ambulance I would think its an old recondition out of use one, that is covered in sparkly pink sequins on the outside with the words "Anton's Babes", " Brendan's Bum Grabber's", "Waite's Wigglers" etc on the side of it, and in side a paradise of pink satin and endless fluffiness!!! (um am I getting carried away here not that Ive seen it (ahem) only in my wildest dreams

Ah yeeees,

That's right Happy... I had momentarily forgotten about the 'slightly scary tap dancing kids with hair in bunches'.
Don't know how!

Tiny said "Brendan's dead to me now" - and as we all know... an elephant never forgets. Especially when there's sparkly jackets involved.

Keep smiling at him though, he may come in useful.

Starburst= Opal Fruits...don't know if that helps?

Bumping= writing in a thread so it moves to the top of the forum front-page.

And as for the bad feeling...you'll have to ask someone else about that. I'm avoiding all threads that aren't overtly fluffy at the moment.

ROFLMAO *wipes tears from eyes*

I love this thread. And my ambulance. And my elephant.
I feel like Juliet - torn between my family and my love

*hold hand to forehead in melodramatic fashion*

WHOOOOOOo said it was your ambulance??

*does angry-girl-chicken-head move a la Jerry Springer 'guest'*

*catches sight of an angry, jilted Tiny working up a fury*

It's yours.... all yours

whirler and ally - got another one for you

debumping - letting a thread sink out of sight by not posting on it.

Think fluffy! You're full of good ideas allybee!

I think the ambulance is jointly tenanted

Ha. You know it. (It's actually Boho's, I'm was trying to antagonise her into a response). Tiny is wonderful, I love him.

You know what, you could search this Strictly Come Dancing forum for custard, or elephants or Tiny and would get a surprising number of hits. I'm slightly disturbed by that.

I also don't think I've been using "custard tactics" (your genius phrase) enough

That's just too good a phrase for me not to ask for an explanation. What is, please?

See page 8 of the Brendan Cole thread
Actually, reading that thread back, I now understand why Beesknees was being put of by my mention of the Kiwiness and the accent - being that I now know you're an Aussie (pennies drop everywhere - but which part of Australia are you from - please say Melbourne)

Best. Phrase. Ever.

Tell me, is it exclusively a Brendan thing, or can custard tactics be applied to anyone?

I've been writing my essay for an hour, and I've only written 450 words. I think I may have written more in this forum in that time...

Nope Custard Tactics can be used in any and every situation. Try working it into your essay - that'll test your powers of legal reasoning I can tell you

I'm now going to use it in every post for the next 24 hours.
You all just watch

Oh boy. I wish I could, believe me. This essay is as dry as an elephant's custard trough five minutes after feeding time.

Did that metaphor even make any sense?

I think I may be cracking up. Am now going to try and shoe-horn said "phrase of awesomeness" into my essay. I think my tutor will appreciate it, if not actually understand it.