Imagine yourself as an advertising director, and what would you use the housemates to advertise. I know that alex would advertise bleach, but what would get the other HM's to advertise

Alex - Domestos
Jade - The clothes shop "Evans" for the larger lady
PJ - Viagra
Jonny - Fire Alarms

Etc you decide!!!

Tim - communism

Beoujois (sp?) Scum - off with his head.

Tim - Just For Men

"Ginger - cover it up with new Just For Men gel - even works on chest hairs"

Jade would be great on a "bazooka that verrucca" advert.

Tim on hair dye

Kate and Jonny "youve been tangoed"

Alex - well the possibilities are endless - from cleaning products to the impulse ad's

P.J. well he'd have to do the beer advert where he's licking everything clean, and the beer runs out when it gets to the woman.

Very good minxy

Alex - Chicken Drier

Jade - Airbus

PJ - condoms

Kate - footie commentator

Tim - Ibiza Holiday Rep

Jonny - Camera Man

BOOKS
Alex and Kate .. The best burger joints in Japan
PJ ..men are from mars women are from venus
Tim ...hairdressing for beginners
Jade ...how to be succesfull and win friends
Jonny...childrens best ever joke book

Spearish - If i had worked out how to use smileys
I'd send you loads - LOL LOL
Even the husband laughed

Tim (Book): The Seven Habits of Highly Irritating People

Johnny (TV ad): New EasyJet route from Newcastle to London

Jade (TV ad): Has to be "Bazuka that MiNGin' Verruca".

Alex (TV ad): Mr Muscle

PJ (TV ad): Claims Direct

Kate: anything comedy on an ad -- especially falling over!

Double Click them

Thankyou
I have done that but the smileys dont come up

Oh yes they did
Wheeeee

Alex - Fairy Liquid
Tim - L'Oriel (Because he's worth it)
PJ - Durex
Jonny - Tescos (because every little helps)
Jade - Slimfast
Kate - 18-30 Holidays

[SIZE=4]Jade - Pedigree Chum[/SIZE]

Pj - head & shoulders
Kate - The sanitary towels for thongs (don't know their name)
Jade - Holidays down under
Alex - toilet duck
Tim - Guiness
Jonny - Geri Halliwells new album, (she's a wannabe as well)

Jade - Euthanasia :'( let's put her out of her misery

The Labour Party could make use of Tim. I think the Tory party should disown him before they completely self distruct!

[SIZE=4]TIM - PAMPERS (he'll be sh*ting himself on Friday)[/SIZE]

with Alex providing the "body double" tongue

If their YES game last night wasanything to go by, Kate and Jonny could both advertise Viagra

Jade: Tic-tac

Terry's Chocolate Orange

Alison "It's not Terry's it's mine" - who would argue !

I LOVE that woman on that advert!!!!!!!

MGOM

I don't think either of them need Viagra!!! Maybe Bromide!!!

MGOM

[COLOR=red]Jonny - Saga Holidays (There's no way he can only be 29)[/COLOR]