Write a Poem about a soap character. I'll start...


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ODE TO RICHARD TAYLOR
Go Richard go and get out that door,
The Hollyoaks viewers don't want you anymore,
You snivelled and cried when your son died,
And about your other woman you lied,
At the funeral you made a speech,
But deep emotion you could not reach,
Your daughter even sent you away,
She saw your acting and cried in dismay,
So go Richard go before it's too late,
Coz your the character we love to hate,
You may even take Jez's title of Pinochio,
Your acting's so wooden so please just go.

Cool, I'll have a go

AN ODE TO ANDY

Andy Andy, you naughty boy,
Just get lost you give us no joy,
You like to spike girls drinks,
You're an idiot, that's what me thinks,

Andy, Andy look what you've done to Sam,
And you don't even give a damn,
You have made him just like you
A big nasty piece of poo,
We'll pay just to make you go away
So we don't have to see you're big ugly mug each day,
Andy, Andy, you spiked Danni's drink,
And if you can, why don't you think,
That you don't want to do this anymore,
And just leave Hollyoaks since you're such a bore.

It's not great, but i needed to post my feelings about nasty Andy and his horrible GHB.
(I was never very good at poetry, or anything else, dumb blonde I guess)

ODE TO JAKE

Jakey, darling, Jakey Dean
Scuzzy, lazy, dull and mean
You cheat on fair Becca
With a silly young whore
In fact, you are simply the world's biggest bore!
You're common, pathetic, a mere shred of scum
Unable to get off your large hairy bum
Condemn fair Becca for caring for others
Leave alone in the world all your sisters and brothers
Percy the Park-keeper, Nancy so rightly said
Perc', you're so awful, you're better off dead
So Jakey, two words of advice for you lout
Have a shave, have a bath, and get your arse OUT!

*Copyrighted!!*

could't have said it better myself

May I post a lame song about corrie?

To the tune of jingle bells

Danny's scum,
Frankie's glum,
Leanne is a wh*re!
It's not fun for Jamie to see
his mother on the floor!

Oh Devs in trouble because
he's burst the bubble
of a happy family!
He doesn't think he's in the wrong
but Sunita is gone
And he's getting agro from Tracy


Dashing through the streets,
because they want no one to know,
wouldn't we like to see,
sarah n Jason fall down a man hole!(ha ha ha)

the ambulance, no one would ring,
and it would serve them right,
On seeing their offspring,
Their mothers, they would fight!!

Rosie and Craig,
May have made a mistake,
On seeing Keith's distress!
Molly is bad and Fiz is sad
and it's just one whole big mess!

And that's the end of me craptacular song.