On the subject of the lameness of the tasks this year, I saw a very funny post on another message board about ideas to spice things up in the house (source:
this thread from the Straight Dope Message Board). It was referring to the US version of Big Brother, but the ideas are still good (NB "hamsters" is how they refer to the housemates). My favourite suggestions:
- Repeat a day, "Groundhog Day" style. During the play of a game, the hamsters make significant changes to the layout of the house and garden. The next day, everything is back the way it was, and the game is played again exactly the same.
- For two days, Big Brother falls silent. No responses at all, no matter what the hamsters do, even during what should have been a nomination period. Big Brother returns with no explanation of what happened, acting as though the missing days never happened.
- Control the clocks so the morning goes incredibly fast, but the afternoon drags on forever
- Instead of the nice, polite good-bye walk, four masked bodybuilder types rush in, grab the evictee and drag him out, screaming the entire time.
- Horrible smells emanating from the walls.
- Tell the hamsters that one of them is a plant, a la "The Mole." Then don't have a plant.
I wish the guy who thought these up was on the BB3 production team.