Someone mentioned the concept of what it would be like to have our faves do a nude calender wiht strategically placed accoutrements to make it tasteful

So who would you like on the calendar and which accoutrement(s) would they have to save their modesty
(hope I dont get chucked off for this thread)!!!!!!

For me : 1 - Ian (who else) Stretched out with that nice FIB t shirt he was wearing yesterday, as his acout.

2. Anton - An extra large bowtie for him!!

3. Diddy Darren B - He's stand behind the judges desk and wear a spangly top hat.

4. Brendan - That nice white towel (only smaller)

5. Darren G - A cricket bat (obvious I know)

6. Craig (ok, ok I know, sad isnt it) A sparkly bowler hat.

God must stop this its getting silly.

7. But.... Bruno (leather hotpants)

An apologies for pinching the idea

i dont mind, i dont know how to start a new thread else i would have done it myself

To start a new thread you go to the page that lists the threads on the Strictly forum and theres a button at the top that says new thread, click on that and then invent to your hearts content.
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i would so buy it for these three alone!!!!!

I'm unsure as to which photo I would want to see more -
Bruno in leather hotpants or Brendan in a very very very small towel

Surely someone would have one of the "10" score cards?

James would have to be holding his blender,
Colin behind a hurdle -

Bill?

Mmmmm Darren G in leg guards and nothing else (apart from a smile) - ooppps sorry getting carried away!!!!!!

That's a good one!

The University class I teach actually had their picture taken last week for a charity calendar. There were some rather red faces joining the class after the picture had been taken - I hasten to add that their picture was taken in a different room! I don't know what they had to hide their modesties... no-one really wanted to talk about it afterwards! hehe

I can just see it now, Claudia is so going to tell Bruno about the leather hot pants and then I'll curl up ina little ball of twirly embarrasment!!

What about Anton with an extra long, extra wide tie and a big grin!!!!!!!

I'm finding it difficult to contribute as I'm thinking naughty thoughts!

What have you started startwirler!!!!!

Obviously sitting behind a desk with perhaps a laptop if the desk isn't high enough for modesty's sake

how about a coffee mug on the sofa?

Now that all depends on how much credit you want to give Bill...

ha ha ok a newspaper then

thanks.

we'd get to see all the fake tan lines! and if any didnt have them.....

Brendan: Just a towel (loved the clip from ITT with the researcher...)
Darren G: Goughy's girl was the best suggestion with the leg guards!
Anton: just in those pink trousers Claudia was talking about on ITT last night!
Ian: does anything have to be strategically placed?!?!?!
James: strategically placed chef's hat!
Mini Darren: that big feathery thing that Gloria had on in all the promo pics for the series (again strategically placed)

A nice picture of Lillia hiding her modesty behind a scorecard.
But I wouldn't give her the No.10 scorecard. I'd give her one.

lmao!!! hilarious post bruce's wig!!

Andrew 'Zorro' Cuerden with a cowboy hat?

:wonders what the chances are of this thread getting a mention on ITT tonight... drifts into BC-towel-related daydream!:

Thats what knightmares are made off BRUNO LEATHER PANTS!!! RUN!! QUICK!!

Brendan is only one i would have to buy calender for!! hehe!!

ok so we are getting an idea of whom we're gonner have on this calendar - now which month are they going to be ?

I keep popping back into this thread to read it and let my mouth hang open for a bit

The thought of any of the judges in the alltogether is rather frightening, but mmm mmm some of the pros would be well worth the money! My ideal pose would involve maybe the trio of Brendan, Matthew and Anton wearing nothing but saucy smiles and '10' scorecards...

Of course, the problem with such a calendar is that I wouldn't be able to display it anywhere for fear of making my OH feel inadequate...it would have to live in a drawer!