er...is it possible to be in your own calendar with these gorgeous guys??

cos then that would be wonderful..for each month, a pose of my sweet, modest and unbelievably elegant self..(this is a fantasy calendar,right? so in this i am perfect)

ian is far too tall for me in real life but in my fantasy calendar i can change shape and height and everything, so i think a lovely rumba pose there...me looking all sparkly and he looking all...er..nearly naked.

darren b teaching me the foxtrot in not much more than a subtly coloured toga thingy

anton swirling me and my lovely swirly ball gown, wearing a lovely swirly loin cloth

matthew cutler paso-ing my doble wearing a suitably draped black and red cape....

and my man of the moment...chris marques..the shouty teacher of that famous salsa training......on all of the other months, salsa-ing my soul to heaven..........aahhhhh........

Only if your name is Lillia or Karen.


I must insist that Lillia and Karen are on the summer months so that they're wearing only their bikinis.

Claudia Twinklebum can be on a summer month too.

Arlene should be on January or February, wearing as much clothing as possible...including a balaclava....without a hole cut in the front.

Hye Bruce love the posts, naughty naughty, oh dear I seem to have created a monster thread

Love the idea of Diddy Darren with the boa, and oh for anton in a swirly loin cloth, the swirlier the better.

I would have said the same about Ian, and lack of need for acoutrements but I was trying for a modicum of decency

Ok, Anton has to be a Summer month 'cos he's such a ray of sunshine. I think a pair of not too baggy swimming shorts should do it.

Brendan - has to be the white towel, but in a Wintry month - dark nights for someone with both dark looks and dark sides to their personality

Ian - gentle and delicate Spring time month with a bunch of daffodils

Arlene - October, dressed as a witch for Hallowe'en

Bruno - has to be November (fireworks night) and I can't beat the leather hot pants

Craig - Winter (as he has such a cold, cold heart) with a copy of the Daily Mirror and a sheepish apologetic grin

Will - ice blond winter boy with a paramedic's box of tricks

James Martin - Summer - lovely fresh fruit to cook - with a chef's hat

Darren - cricket bat - Summer (Ashes and all that)

Len - December as he's a bit older, in full Santa costume

Darren B - Sultry September - with Lilia

Colin - Spring - a strategically placed hurdle

Ha ha Bruce's Wig. That is hilarious if cruel!!

I don't want to be a wet blanket, but do you think Arlene would want to participate?

No, but that's what would make it even funnier!!!

Lmao something tells me you guess are gonna get mentioned tonight! coling a hurdle!??? lmao!!

Absolute class suggestions! Cannot stop laughing. Love the ideas. How about bringing in some of the others from the other series? Quentin Wilson with a couple of furry dice , and Julian Clary with.... better not write the words sprinting through my brain .

Any calendar would have to feature a group shot all all the judges - maybe sitting behind their desk thing scoring Anton on the dancefloor (would have to be 10's though!).

Thanks for the laughs.

TLF

Bill i think would be holding a newspaper, and if James was not holding a blender it would have to be a Cucumber......

Anton in a yellow sparkly bow tie and holding a tin of Birds Custard powder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't think they make it any more, unfortunately.

I like it.

Custard.
Tactics.

I think all 'accoutrements' should be dance related if it's a SCD calendar!

libby3107 - they still make it - have some in the cupboard!

best go check sell by date - don't want to poison Anton!

Anton in his pink shirt (and only his pink shirt)

think he better put some trousers on in this weather - don't want to affect his accoutrements!

Thanks so much Takseem I needed that, and I absolutely agree

Still giggling!!