I'm waiting for Mike to remember to come and see me. We had a secret date 5 weeks ago. Yer don't honestly believe cruises last this long, do yer?

Oh there yer are Reet. By eck I thought yer'd gone missing.

Me? Missing? How could yer miss me? They can see me wig from outer space yer know and are thinking of having it declared a national monument. I've got me feet up, downing the voddy, counting me cash and still waiting for me lovely Baldwin to come and whisk me away. I'll gerrim to that altar before yer can say, 'totally insane' if it kills him.