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Old 27-11-2005, 12:39
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Please, people! I'm begging you! I am in desperate need of a laugh right now. So I had an idea, we all come up with parody things to happen. Can be from any of the Big 3, or H'oaks.

Thanking you
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Old 27-11-2005, 12:49
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How about they get someone from Emmerdale to log on to a TV Forum on the Internet and start a thread as daft as this one.
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Old 27-11-2005, 12:51
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Originally Posted by Weeping Dreams
How about they get someone from Emmerdale to log on to a TV Forum on the Internet and start a thread as daft as this one.
Hope you're not incinuating anything!

I need a laugh, one of my pets has just died of cancer and my Mum's in the worst mood she's ever been in!! Make me laugh!!!
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Old 27-11-2005, 12:58
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He he, well since nobody else will........

Fat Fred gets knocked over into a pigsty and trampled by a whole load of pigs while Rosie and Craig watch.

Funny in a sadistic sort of way....
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Old 27-11-2005, 12:59
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Fred Elliot logs onto the net in the café and realises EE is beating them in the viewing figures, and thus decides to firebomb the entire street?
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:00
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Originally Posted by MattPond
Fred Elliot logs onto the net in the café and realises EE is beating them in the viewing figures, and thus decides to firebomb the entire street?
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:02
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A starving Richard Hillman emerges from the Platt's cellar looking confused.

He was thrown down there in the midst of his marriage with Gail by his twin brother Alan Hillman, who then continued to go on a murderous rampage. Living since on the food stored in the cellar, terrified Hillman is discovered by Bethany. Gail is horrified at first but when Richard explains he is totally innocent, and that his brother was the man who killed Maxine and tried to kill the family, she takes him back...!!

... not knowing that it runs in the family.
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:03
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Originally Posted by MattPond
A starving Richard Hillman emerges from the Platt's cellar looking confused.

He was thrown down there in the midst of his marriage to Gail by his twin brother Alan Hillman, who then continued to go on a murderous rampage. Gail is horrified at first but when Richard explains he is totally innocent, and that his brother was the man who killed Maxine and tried to kill the family, she takes him back...!!

... not knowing that it runs in the family.
Muhahahahahaaaar!
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:13
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This is probably way too silly, but how about Status Quo turn up in the Rovers and end up beating up Les Battersby and then playing at his fake wedding and offering the local hairdresser a job.
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:14
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Originally Posted by Weeping Dreams
This is probably way too silly, but how about Status Quo turn up in the Rovers and end up beating up Les Battersby and then playing at his fake wedding and offering the local hairdresser a job.
Thank you Weeping Dreams!

There are no silly replies!
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:31
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Although this thread is entertaining, don't forget that struggling soap writers stuck for an idea might decide to 'help' themselves.

Still, will be interesting to see which storyline posted on here becomes the first one used!
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Old 27-11-2005, 13:51
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Originally Posted by Frank Chickens
Although this thread is entertaining, don't forget that struggling soap writers stuck for an idea might decide to 'help' themselves.

Still, will be interesting to see which storyline posted on here becomes the first one used!
You're right Frank! A funny thought!

I hereby copyright every idea I come up with!
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Old 27-11-2005, 14:24
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Originally Posted by ~charlie-lou~
You're right Frank! A funny thought!

I hereby copyright every idea I come up with!
Good idea. Heat magazine are always ripping off the Showbiz forum lazy buggars.
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Old 27-11-2005, 14:53
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Walford decide to form there own football team with Keith Miller as there Manager. After getting thrashed in the first half of there first match, Keiths magical half time team talk works wonders and they win the game. They all go back to the oub, Toast to the win and suffer Amnesia leaving there next opponents on a freezing pitch with noone to play
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Old 27-11-2005, 15:56
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Originally Posted by MJMilz14
Walford decide to form there own football team with Keith Miller as there Manager. After getting thrashed in the first half of there first match, Keiths magical half time team talk works wonders and they win the game. They all go back to the oub, Toast to the win and suffer Amnesia leaving there next opponents on a freezing pitch with noone to play
LOL!

Tom King informs his children/children-in-law that he intends to live to 110, by which time they'll all likely be dead and will never inherit the business. Sadie kills him in a fury. Then Jimmy kills Sadie as revenge for stealing the business and killing his father. In greed for the business and old lust for Sadie, Matthew kills Jimmy, and a devastated Carl kills Matthew, just to keep the pattern going. Then Carl remembers that Max is dead, realises what he's done, and throws himself off a cliff.

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Old 27-11-2005, 18:21
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Cilla gets trapped in her portable sunbed and ignites?

OK that's just sick.
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Old 27-11-2005, 19:49
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Originally Posted by ~charlie-lou~
Cilla gets trapped in her portable sunbed and ignites?

OK that's just sick.
Sick, but soooo funny !!!!

Sorry to hear about your pet , that sucks!
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Old 27-11-2005, 20:07
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Originally Posted by *Fluffy*
Sick, but soooo funny !!!!

Sorry to hear about your pet , that sucks!
Aw thank you.

Glad you liked my ideas though!
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Old 27-11-2005, 20:39
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Dev Alahan decides to go on X factor as he realises he has a talent he sings by just talking.

.. Shhhhhaaaron Osssbourrrrne..

No i'm joking.. But i cant think of any good one's just yet! I will have to think!
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Old 27-11-2005, 21:04
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Instead of Wellard Biting Ians bottem, how about he bites peggy's
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Old 27-11-2005, 21:07
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Sharon in EE gets to keep a husband without him dying.
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Old 27-11-2005, 21:16
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Originally Posted by PeterJohnson
Sharon in EE gets to keep a husband without him dying.
Now that's just silly! They'd never do that.
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Old 27-11-2005, 21:25
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Originally Posted by Weeping Dreams
This is probably way too silly, but how about Status Quo turn up in the Rovers and end up beating up Les Battersby and then playing at his fake wedding and offering the local hairdresser a job.
Funny but I doubt the writers of Corrie would be daft enough to run with that storyline!!!

Oh wait...
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Old 27-11-2005, 21:29
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Originally Posted by BumbleSquat
Funny but I doubt the writers of Corrie would be daft enough to run with that storyline!!!

Oh wait...
It didnt happen didnt it...No they wouldnt be THAT silly would they? LOL
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Old 27-11-2005, 21:49
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Originally Posted by cuppy_girl_17
Instead of Wellard Biting Ians bottem, how about he bites peggy's
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Or how about Jane bites Ian's arse!!!
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