she might be haveing PJ'S BABY just heard it on the radio and it 's the daliy star tommrow

I didn't know oral sex could be a means of conception? I think the Star's journalists must need many human reproduction seminars.

AND... they never explained how that double decker London bus got onto the surface of the moon!!!!

Or was that the Daily Spurt

MGOM

lol didnt know u could read peoples mind's either or u knew everything they done in the house

no wonder she's going on a cleaning frenzy then must be the nesting instinct LOL

Are those twigs she has in her mouth????? tweet tweet

no they're twiglets...or was it piglets i was thinking of???????

Just wait till Jade finds out she's pregnant!!!!!!

AT LAST!!! Someone witha bl00d'y sense of humour Great stuff HB

MGOM
relieved

Just to add a bit of dignity to this thread
LK - likes being dignified!

Hoglets are baby hedgehogs!

I know you all wanted to know this

LK - definitely descended from Einstein. !

OMG Talk about making something outta nuffin....Good Ol Daily Star...Still it's only 10p! Not bad value for the train journey to work!

Actually its quite scary cos yesterday I became an official forum member and this morning was racking my brains as to what thread I could start.

The only thing I could think of was 'what would happen if there really was full sex in the BB house and Jade discovered she was pregnant' but I had to go out and so didnt post it.

must have been telepathic....or is that tellypathetic

firstly - taking great offense to the 'at last' bit

has our time 'in'...wrong ...'on'...nah still a prob...'with'?? mmm Davina meant nothing to you MGOM????

secondly - as discussed on previous threads i'm not sure that 100% piglets could be expected (regardless of pj's oral contribution). GENETICS ARE A FUNNY THING.

Jade was created - and 200 bods at MAFF are still working on that conundrum.

imagine if they read the Staaaaar - watch the news for reports of an all out strike/ass suicides by MAFF staff.

WE'RE STILL TAKING THE PIGGY PRESSURE - BUT CAN THEY

Deerd
back from hols and ready to commence battle

Would you repeat that in English please?

LK - just another dumb blonde!

soooo sorry

think you might be asking me????

basically i've just posted some silly (prob gratutious) stuff on thread about jade being some kind of genetic experiment gone wrong which has disturbed the ministry of agriculture, food and fisheries.

the posts are prob/definetly mean and have been made in my blackest/bitchiest?/dryest moments (usually 3am around day 25). sorry for kind of speaking half-code to MGOM.

the post are long dead (prob page 20 at least) - seemed funny at the time.

hope you're not a jade fan, but i respect your right if you are.

hope this clarifies a bit.

Deerd
don't believe dumb-blond for a minute.
Cheers D

ahhhh thanks Deerd, that clears it up for me too

(not wanting earlier to admit to being dumb, blonde or otherwise )

admissions - hah, hah luv 'em

are you dumb?

are you blond?

admit now 'cos you know the greatest bb CRIME is to be 'false' or 'dodgy'.

*think tim - arrrgh ginger
*think jade - arrgh (no that should be) ummm dumb

Deerd
thinking that HandyBendy (is that in ghandi?/kama-sutra?....?) should be his/herself. show no fear. live for now and defintely don't spend all of sunday afo/evening in the pub (mmm, that'd be me, could you tell?).

well ok ....HandyBendy as in HandyBendyWendy as pinched from the 'spitting image' puppet show...after the puppet of Mahatma Gandhi (you were right lol) which was known as the Handy Bendy Gandhi

Obsessed with the digital spy forum despite saying every half hour...just one more look and then to bed (gosh is that the time!!!)

Not blonde but dark brown with a smattering of grey (makes no attempts whatsoever to cover it up, dammit i'll grow old gracefully)

dumb, er no , don't think so, just like to act that way sometimes
, got a letter from mensa somewhere in the loft from when I was a kid, but admit to being hopelessly overwhelmed by some of the posts on here

closing comment....must try harder !

ahhh for those spitting image days.

'gosh is that the time' just apply to us insomniacs!!!!

on mensa (no need to prove it) UNLESS POSTING OPPO EPICURUS/ELYSIUM (there are rumours they may be one and the same or it could just be rom and rem before the murder.

graceful is good, although often sadly lacking on some of the more vitriolic threads on the bb forum (hell, i get sucked in too sometimes) .

Deerd
glad to have you on board, even if you end up supporting alex (that's a huge stretch for me). never took mensa (only that crappy nat iq [anne robinson] thing the other month - 121 apparently, but i was drunk).

P.S. prob should have been a pm apologies to other posters, promise to get back on message

also admits to liking alex