If you call Brucie wooden be fair.He maybe wooden but he is solid oak.He isn't a pale pine or fake mahogany veneer like some of the judges.

He has a background in dance and entertainment so we can afford the odd fluffed line now and again after all it is the dancers we should be concentrating on not Brucie or Tess....although his "you are my favourites" catch phrase is wearing thinner than his Crown Topper