OK I'm not really a perv...I don't really want to see Claudia Twinklebum's chest (unless she's offering )

I just thought that with all these threads about Anton's bare chest, and Brendan's bare chest, it was only fair to redress the balance before the SCD forum gets sued for sexisim and contravening the equal opportunities act.

Anyway I'm sure Claudia will be reading this thread now to see what its about....so she's no excuse not to give me a mention on the programme tonight.

*giggles*

Inspired!

## pmsl here here

You crack me up, Bruce's Wig! It certainly got my attention...

Incidentally, I always want to shorten your name, but I can never decide whether to call you Bruce or Wig...neither sounds quite right. Do youhave a preference, or would you prefer the full name?

Pool ole Claudia!

Poor ole Claudia...she just laps it all up! Atta girl!

Is it legal on this forum to make a pointless post just to bump a thread back to the top?

I know it's frowned upon on some forums, so I won't do it if it's not allowed.

Anyway I know you're there Claudia......

Well lots of people do it on the forum but I think it's best reserved for special threads!

That did make me laugh

I fear tonight I shall dream of drowning in blamaunge (sp), this colour is seriously starting to do my head in

Bruce why don't you just start a thread that says dear claudia please read my name out. and get every just to keep bumping you.

Cos that would be really sad...

...Isn't is bad enough that I'm posting on a pink forum?

I'm going now to find something more manly to do with my excess testosterone.

Think thats bad I have been humming the Shelia's wheels insurance theme all day. I am now going to shave, drink beer and watch top gear, really i am secure honest.

great topic

Be careful with the Beer drinking. A recent study found that Beer contains female hormones.

In fact a recent experiment on 200 men found that after drinking beer 80% of men experienced female behaviour....after just 8 pints they began to speak nonsense, became overly emotional and couldn't park the car properly.

Under know circumstances do I associate with Bruce his comments his name, in fact I now love the colour pink, shelia's wheels insurance ads, puppies, flowers, cute teddies, chocolate, shoes, shoppping, in fact i am now going to transform clinic for the op.

seriously Bruce take cover man.

This is me sticking my tongue out at you in a petulantly girlie fashion:

You're forgiven because: (a) that result is clearly not statistically significant and (b) it's a genius thread.

Claudia arguably warrants as much chest attention as the others as she does have a good one, and she's not one to hide it away - and why should she?

You've no need to hide blokey's - it's great to read a thread that is so obviously male here Call it pink compensation.

I want to post just a but I need more words!!

I've got it. We can start a thread about what cars we think each of the celebs/pros/judges would drive; complete with technical specifications, & why.

That way we've still got the pink colour, but we can hide it in a cloud of petrol fumes.

Glen

Haven't you forgotten to mention how you've orchestrated a 120 second dance routine to the Sheila's Wheels theme? Or was that me?

Touché. Or make a fantasy football XI out of all the celebrities/dancers/presenters, stating why we would insert slot Izabella into a certain position.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Estilolibre unwittingly initiates a Benny Hill-style chase scene where a mob of angry forum posters chase after him with pickaxes while the footage is broadcast in fast forward

Nothing wrong with Claudia's chest at all - and she's not shy about showing it off so why shouldn't we comment!! At least she seems to have stopped wearing the pendant necklace she seemed to be welded to for the last couple of weeks... (sorry, there's probably a post about this in the Claudia fashion thread - haven't had chance to read everything yet!)

To hell with her chest - her eyes, oh her eyes!!!!

As I've said elsewhere, she's lovely. Barking mad - but just lovely.
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This thread reduced the Lady Boz into almost hysteria, Got to stay at the top! Just heard Lord Boz go 'Hear, Hear, Old Chap!!

Keep it up Bruce's Wig and not only on the top of his head, always thought that this wig has a life, sure its moved in time to the rythym of the Samba!

The Lady Boz
Stuffed full of Choklit
Better Now!

Claudia, are you keeping abreast with posts in this thread?

I like the atmosphere here. We're all bosom buddies.