oh dear oh dear..this thread is rapidly becoming a 'these you have loved and watched on tv as a child' scenario type thingy. as a woman i can appreciate all of miss claudia's many attributes, including her charm, wit, scatty-yet-lovable persona and her style (which has a thread all of it's own). i too cannot help but hold johnny ball in the highest esteem, he being one of the first people i ever had a crush on when i was about 5 or 6 along with bamber gascoigne of the original university challenge series WAY BACK WHEN.....i am soooo happy that miss claudia gives so much pleasure to so many people regardless of gender...i think she is a marvel,a national treasure....and now she carries another little treasure, so i suspect that mr. claudia may want to see a little more er...serious attire on said national treasure.....in the interests of national (treasure) security. (pondering the great weighty issues that have been covered (ha ha ) in this thread...)

PEOPLE: I think its time you either went to bed or got dressed and started doing something sensible OR fess up to the rest of us what it is you're on, so that we can all get some!

Aw, come on! Us lads can't join in the threads that drool over Brendan/Ian's chest, swear undying love to Anton, melt at the thought of Colin's "snake hips", etc.

This is our own little shrine to Claudia's chesticles, where we can all gather in a little congregation & pay homage to our favourite female pros & do those manly things; such as reminiscing (sp?) over fond memories of our younger days; after all, if you believe the tone of most advertising campaigns these days, a males are born babies, become boys & never really grow out of it.

And now to go & try to figure out why I had ye another dream about purple, singing, slugs last night. Oh, & I must remember to keep taking the medication.

Think Glenp You should up the dose - sounds pretty serious to me - a case of Purplesingingsluggistis from the latin ArlenePervymaximus.

Nb good job not too many more weeks on SCD as Claudia's chesticles are be getting maximus humugious

*calls out to the boys in the playground*

Come out come out wherever you are?

*applauds Claudia's excellent custard tactics* and yes, that is what the kids are calling them nowadays

Claudias chest is looking so good these days they look fake.Will i have to get pregnant to get a chest as purdy as that?!!!

I think Claude was auditioning to present Strictly Nude Dancing tonight (are "custard tactics" as rude as I think?) ......

Custard Tactics are indeed both as rude... and chaste... as you would imagine.
It's all I'm saying.

At least she has some support. Both in the lacy form and on this thread

B-Wiggy, you are quite right to comment on Claud's butter-basted chestal area during a month when some viewers are shopping for turkey crowns. But the lippy is the main issue. I tried so hard with my last hypnosis that I was hospitalised for a week and two days. I didn't get enough help on here, and, as a result, was left near-fatally ennervated. Shame on you all.

gkmacca - now now - it has been quite a while. Where on earth have you been? *taps foot impatiently*

Y'know I'm getting a ticket for ITT on Thursday and no joke, I'm buying a Chanel Lippy in Portofino tomorrow to take to give to her.

The Custard Tactics force me to... oh and the hypnosis

Judging by Claudia's recent performances, I'm (happily) going with the rude option

Just been peering at the SCD "Custard Tactics" thread. I'm a bit the wiser, I think ....

Hee I'm glad... yes it is convoluted and perhaps a tad unhinged... but who's to say in today's crazy world. Every day I'm reminded just how much Custard Tactics permeate even to the very fringes of society. You even see them in Claudia's choice of clothes...

(see how I segued back onto Claudia's chest there? )

You're blocking my view! Wanders off to check the custard ......

MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!