This has got to be one of the funniest lines of this series (by anton on last night ITT)......any one else want to share their favorites?

After Patsy talking about the judges on ITT; and the remark about Len beng the only one who knows about dancing, Anton came out with the classic line, "I'll just be in the toilet, looking for my career."

Oh Gosh yes Glen..I love that line.

I also liked it when he kept telling Patsy to 'Shut up' in such a nice way.....all endearing.

I have just woken up so need to get my thinking cap on and think of some more.

Great thread OP.

Not from the series but in the Bonjour vein - a friend of my brother's made a comment about my hair once: It has a certain je ne sais quoi, but I don't know what. This and Anton's Bonjour are about as good as my French comprehension gets.

Which of the two of them came up with CRAFT Disease (can't remember a FLIPPING thing)?

Anton seemed to be cringing as Patsy mentioned it - he presumably thought she was going to say a very naughty word in the middle of prime time Saturday night entertainment. If he had any kids himself, he would of course no that no mother of young children would say that word in public

My Favourite Antonism has got to be from the very first show of this series. Poor Patsy is sitting on the training room floor looking up at Anton and says "you're really worried about this aren't you?" Anton replies with "I'm not worried love, I already know how to do this!"

Pure genius!

the CRAFT disease line was a cracker. made my night.

I'd forgotten about that one - fabulous

There is of course the infamous one about being sent ladies underwear.

"I have one pair I go shopping in".

That one was brilliant - didn't he also say he was saving up a few of the marriage proposals he'd been sent in case times got hard?

bonjour, enormously bonjour

"I am awfully handsome"

"She was looking at me as if to say "I've found your wallet"

On Patsy groping his bum during the Group Salsa

Also on that one "Look, I missed my clap"

"Ok, you tell them then" to patsy on several occasions (though i do wish she would let him get a word in edgeways sometimes)

"I love you"

To any female who goes anywhere near him, it seems.............

"I've never been happier in three series" when Claudia mentions this "oh god i'm never going to get (Lesley and Esther) off the phone"

Yeah, that made me laugh also. 'Shut up' is an American phrase for when something is going well. It was constantly used in a film but I can't remember the name!

i have to agree the line were anton was like he'll be looking in the toilet for his career - PURE CLASS!!!
i have to say tho normally its anton giving the little one liners but go patsy for giving him a run for his money!!!!!

Was it the teen movie with Lydsey Lohan in it? - i can't remember the name either.......

Erm Mean girls... "shut up , shut up " "what i wenrt saying anything!"
xxx

Hmm..For some reason I can't imagine Anton watching a Lindsey Lohan movie..

Ahhh! When he said that to Patsy I melted. I know he says it a lot but he said "You do know I love you don't you?"

How lovely.

Neither can I. The mind boggles at the thought.

that line is a classic del boy line from only fools and horses but its always funny to hear now and again

my favourite quotes come from len
"i haven't seen trotting like that since the film seabiscuit"

and my all time fav

"weeing through a needle into a thimble is clever..."

I don't know her stuff but it's bugging me slightly now. I think it was something like Legally Blonde or a film as equally daft. I seem to recall a guy kept saying it as well as the girl.

Or maybe it was a TV show....Tsk.