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Do my ears need syringing or did Len really say...
ramblerabbit
06-12-2005
'flatulate' wrt Colin's dancing rather than 'undulate'?
I know it's been breezy this week, but really, before the watershed?
Last edited by ramblerabbit : 06-12-2005 at 19:11
HANN4H
06-12-2005
i heard that too and wondered quite what he was trying to say
thescottish1
06-12-2005
Yep, definitely "flatulate"......been sitting here trying to work out what he meant
ramblerabbit
06-12-2005
Thanks, HANN4H, thought I was losing it

I listen to so much c**p at work all day, I think my mind starts to make things up just to amuse/confuse me sometimes.
GlenP
06-12-2005
Said it about ne of Colin's latin performances, on SCD, the other week.

Probably figures it's better than describing someone as farting about, before the watershed.
Chiaroscuro
06-12-2005
Ohhh is that what he meant?

He used another strange word during one of the programmes though didn't he, that wasn't exactly flattering?

Can't think what it was now.

Sorry, just read GlenP's post properly. So it was that he said before. Good old Len.
GlenP
06-12-2005
I think he described another of Colin's dances as being, "a gnat's scrotum", from being perfect. Think it was the Saturday before last.
Bohochick
06-12-2005
I still can't get over Len saying to Claudia a few weeks ago....some very rude comment about bones!
GlenP
06-12-2005
Didn't he say something about sticking his "knobbly-bit" in there during one of his Masterclasses? I think it was during a demonstration of the, tight, tango hold; thought Claudia was going to die of embarrassement.
libby3107
06-12-2005
He's been using the word flatulate about Colin for ages now - ever since his samba, I think.
XxgraciexX
06-12-2005
I was in hysterics when he said that!!! SOOO funnyy! I love len!! Relating to Glens message!
xxx
jamin21
06-12-2005
Len tends to mispronounce some words, eg he said one couple looked buoynant instead of buoyant one week. Can't remember which couple.
Bohochick
06-12-2005
Originally Posted by GlenP:
“Didn't he say something about sticking his "knobbly-bit" in there during one of his Masterclasses? I think it was during a demonstration of the, tight, tango hold; thought Claudia was going to die of embarrassement.”


Yes, that is the bit I meant. I think he said 'his boney knob' to which me and OH burst out laughing!
Chiaroscuro
06-12-2005
Originally Posted by GlenP:
“I think he described another of Colin's dances as being, "a gnat's scrotum", from being perfect. Think it was the Saturday before last.”

He did! There was a slight pause from Brucie (and that's an achievement in itself) afterwards.
richuk69
06-12-2005
another one of his classic one liners "peeing through a needle into a thimble is clever..." thats the one that cracks me up every time
GlenP
06-12-2005
Len & Claudia make a brilliant double act. If either of them ever decide to branch out in another direction, they could be the new stars of daytime TV; but genuinely funny.
startwirler3
07-12-2005
Chesticles in referring to Claudia's upper body!!!!

And of course let me take your acoutrements.

And about Bills foot, "well if he's having nasty incidents downstairs" nearly ended myself at that one, keep missing bits of ITT everytime he's on cos he's so funny.
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