Heres the senario:

Alex slowly gets trashed. Tim in between whispering to Alex how wonderfull he is, tells him that all the Hms hate him and voted him out .He should tell them all how childish they all are before leaving.
Jade gets drunk is even louder than normal then takes her clothes off.
Jonny in between smoking and drinking himself to death goes round asking everyone do they like him and if not why?
Kate spends the whole night looking for the van.

Your ideas please....

LOL - thats wicked..

Have u found a script (as in they are all acting)

A dead cert although I’m sure there’ll be some porcine nudity as well.

Alex drinks a bit, plays a game, starts moaning a lot and goes to bed early.

Tim subtly insults everybody, does his hair, moans a bit and goes to bed early.

Jade, drinks too much, shouts a lot, talks some incoherent nonsense and shows everyone her tits.

Kate gets drunk, runs around a lot, plays some games, unnattaches herself from Jonny's rectum and goes to play Follow the Van with Alex who won't play it anymore. Goes back
to fix the tongue/rectum attachement and slags Tim and Alex off some more. Has a final run around, does a few impressions and goes to bed.

Jonny smokes a lot, makes up too many games that not enough people want to play anymore, talks too much about his familee, gets inquisative, wonders why the entire western world wouldn't worship him, gets very paranoid, slags Tim and Alex off a bit, does a few 'Marcus Bently's, has a run around and goes to bed last after a final 'pensive and thoughtful' smoke on the sofa' for the cameras.

Oh I dunno, but I do hope it's a good one...Everybody needs cheering up, especially the viewers.

Call me shallow but I love it when they get drunk esp Kate, Alex and Jade, they are such good value...C'mon BB bring on the Black Tower wine, you know it makes sense for the ratings

"Alex slowly gets trashed. Tim in between whispering to Alex how wonderfull he is, tells him that all the Hms hate him and voted him out ."

Probably.

"He should tell them all how childish they all are before leaving.
Jade gets drunk is even louder than normal then takes her clothes off."

Aye, naked skating - bound to happen. Hopefully Kate though.

"Jonny in between smoking and drinking himself to death goes round asking everyone do they like him and if not why?"

I see an argument coming soon.

"Kate spends the whole night looking for the van."

Considering she stopped the last game and it's always Alex coming on to her - I doubt it.

There's either going to be a massive argument tonight or just a bad atmosphere throughout with Alex and Tim going to bed and moaning even more than usual. Should be good either way.

Maybe Tim will crawl so far up Aex's arse that they have to evict them both on Friday night as only an operation can separate them

Nothing excuses Black Tower ...

I had assumed that when Tim ordered 4 bottles when alone on the rich side that he was being ironic. I thought he was going to pour it away as a protest! I cannot tell you how close I came to soiling myself when I was wrong. What a star he is ...

BBG

LOL

Jonny has his seventies gear on he looks suspiciously like a porn star. Could this be the theme of tonights party?
As long as Jade dosen't start taking her clothes off we might be ok

Kate just said jonny you look so seeedy.

He said youre my bitch - youre both my bitches - in your dreams jonny