And he who laughs last, as they say...
Do you believe that Tim is DIm? Well, think again!
He may have an iceberg's chance in Hades of winning, but Tim is going to emerge from the house to fame and fortune.
Well he might be crying, "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me." But Tim knows full well that the big corporations will be queuing to sign his services this Friday:
* Dartboard makers will be desperate to feature his face on their product.
* Pantomines all over Britain will want him to play the dastardly villain.
* Eastenders and Coronation Street will vie for his services as the-man-everyone-loves-to-hate, the man who will boost the ratings. He can't act of course, but that's a mandatory qualification anyway.
* Boddingtons will pay him to appear in their adverts! As will Pot Boodle.
* And what about the hair gel companies?!
Tim is going to leave the Big Brother house to boo's and billions!
Forget Nasty Nick! Say hello to Terrible Tim, the Tycoon. The man is a genius!
Do you believe that Tim is DIm? Well, think again!
He may have an iceberg's chance in Hades of winning, but Tim is going to emerge from the house to fame and fortune.
Well he might be crying, "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me." But Tim knows full well that the big corporations will be queuing to sign his services this Friday:
* Dartboard makers will be desperate to feature his face on their product.
* Pantomines all over Britain will want him to play the dastardly villain.
* Eastenders and Coronation Street will vie for his services as the-man-everyone-loves-to-hate, the man who will boost the ratings. He can't act of course, but that's a mandatory qualification anyway.
* Boddingtons will pay him to appear in their adverts! As will Pot Boodle.
* And what about the hair gel companies?!
Tim is going to leave the Big Brother house to boo's and billions!
Forget Nasty Nick! Say hello to Terrible Tim, the Tycoon. The man is a genius!
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