I'll post my list of quotes. But I stopped adding to it after Will & Hanna went,
not sure why lol
Anton: “All the other pros are very good at what they do but from now until Christmas they’re all the enemy, I hate them all!”
Hanna: “Everyone is good at what they do… But I’m better!”
Patsy: “You’re really worried aren’t you?”
Anton: “No, I can already do it!”
Colin: “I’ve got to have serious words….. Right, I’ve had words.”
James: “If my partner was single and attractive, would it help?... Possibly.”
Bill: “How much do you charge your students to tell them the wrong steps?”
Brendan: “Now you’re going to think of your spine…”
Fiona: “I’m not thinking of my spine I can tell you.”
Fiona: “I’m dancing with the devil!”
Karen: “When you’re in trouble you’re called William ok?”
Fiona: (Re: the professionals) “They’re all a bit sex starved I think!”
Camilla: (To Karen) “I hope you remember that next time you’re judging. Scary scary judge. I just hope she remembers this feeling next time she’s standing there with a pen!”
Karen: “Did you raise your voice to me William?”
Bill: “Yes! Yes I did! And I don’t care!”
Anton: “Winning is vitally important to me, and everybody else but especially me, because I haven’t won yet, and I’ve been beaten by an antipodean and a short bloke! It’s very embarrassing to someone like me.”
Brendan: “Camilla and I split up about a year and a half ago. I had the most fantastic career with her, she’s an amazing girl and I wanted to leave my career with her because that is where my heart was. I miss it, but at the same time I don’t want to taint what I had with Camilla.”
Anton: “Erin’s got a great story. She only had a pound to her name when we met. I lent her a couple of quid and I’m waiting to get it back really, that’s why we’ve been together so long!”
Anton: “I’ve had ladies underwear sent to me from my fans, the only thing is that’s it’s huge.”
Claudia: “Ian, you and Zoe did well, you came top!”
Anton: “Don’t keep on.”
Anton: (re Karen’s question on VT) "What happened?? What a question. You made him jump over a box, that's what happened! Come on, jump over two boxes, you’ll be fine."
Claudia: “You’re so mean! He might not be able to dance on Saturday.”
Anton: “No, I hope he does dance on Saturday.”
Brendan: “With a limp.”
Anton: “And I’m gonna whip a box in front of him.”
Claudia: “You know what, I prefer the girls. You are horrid!”
Will: “Woo! The hips are back in action!”
Zoe: “You’re my hero. I wish you wouldn’t wear so much pink.”
Len: “Those woman dancers are naggers!!”
Bill: “I don’t know darling…”
Karen: “Did you darling me?”
Bill: “Yeah. Dear or Darling. Which do you want to be sweetheart?!”
Bill: “There’s a new language, it’s called Karenish. When we mean left we say right, when we say that wall, we mean that wall and when we say 6 we mean 5.”
Bill: “Oh dear, she's beginning to finish my sentences....”
Anton: (About Patsy) "She's not a competitor in the sense of the athletes... Or Erin."
Bill: “The steps are easy, it’s the rest of it that’s difficult.”
Karren: (Whispering) “Contact…”
Bill: “It’s the contact.”
Karen: “Thrust William, thrust!”
Patsy: (About the judges) “I’ve seen you in Wham videos, you’re marvellous!”
Claudia: (About Bill, after his Tango) “The phrase ‘let it go’ comes to mind.”
Claudia: “Is it wise to pick a fight with the judges?”
Bill: “Yes. Do you know why? Because I don’t care!”
Bill: “I knew that the producers up there were going to make us sweat, which is why they took us down to the last 3.”
Anton: “I’m going to the loo in a minute to search for my career!”
Lilia: “Come on, don’t be a wimp, stand up!”
Bruce: “What happened?”
James: “She elbowed me in the face!”
Camilla: “Who killed who? I’m not too sure.”
Len: “Well, I must say you look as though you’ve been in a bull fight.”
Brendan: "I'm not a diva am I, I'm a lovely boy."
Arlene: "Unfortunately you are."
Brendan: "No I'm not!"
Bruno: “You have to watch next week, who knows what the surprises will be…Who pinched my bum?”
Darren: (As the judges) “Bruno! Beautiful! Valentino… Great. Great, that. Music, born to be one… Sexy, passionate, beautiful… You were rubbish.”
Karen: “Aww, are you having a little dizzy spell? Poor boy... Rubbish!! Come on!”
Colin: “You filthy little minx!”
Bill: “I don’t know what it looked like but those weren’t the steps we practiced!”
Karen: “We had to make it up!”
Bill: “A bit of freestyle at the end.”
Tess: “27. That’s currently third.”
Bill: “Will you pinch me so I wake up?”
Tess: “I’ll squeeze you Bill. Later.”
Bill: "You are so beautiful when you're slightly annoyed!"
Anton: "Darren Gough is the campest man I've ever seen in my life. 'Come on boys!'"
Darren: “When Lilia first saw me dance, she said we’d be out week one.”
Claudia: “Did you?”
Lilia: “Yes!! I did…”
Will: “Look at my nails, they’re ruined!”
Army man: “No more ballet!”
Will: “No more ballet!”
Army man: “No more see-through tops!”
Will: “No more see-through tops!”
Army man: “No more fake tan!”
Will: “You’ve got to give me something...”
