I think what this thread also shows is how all of the contestants, judges and dancers contribute to making this show wonderful.

Yes, some out there may loathe Brendan/Zoe/Arlene etc. but equally there are just as many out there that love Brendan/Zoe/Arlene etc.

They are all important elements of this show.

I think the mix of the dancers/ judges/celebrities personalities is wonderful and if I'm being honest don't have any real dislike for any of them.

I don't loathe anyone, I lvoe them all for different reasons!! Obviously, some more than others! But they're all fab!

Group A. Tango training as fun too! Love Bill moaning about Camilla kicking him and her and Karen in fits of giggles.

The little salsa teacher guy was fun! Darren taking the mick out of him!




There must be some more funny quotes from Darren & Lilia!! But they do just seem to giggle all the time, so maybe there aren't any!

len talking about arlene

"she reminds me of my first wife i could do 1000 things right but as soon as i do 1 thing wrong she's on me..."

I thought that litttle salsa guy was great !

The way he rubbed some of the dancers up the wrong way was very funny

Didn't James at one time during the rehearsal refer to the little Salsa guy as "Gordon Ramsay"?

Yes, he definitely made that comparison. And also called him "Chef"!

The shot of Colin walking back to Erin after beating himself up and saying, absolutely deadpan, "I've had words". It's been shown numerous times and it still makes me chuckle every time.

So many good ones from the salsa training:

James: "He's like a little Gordon Ramsay innee?"

Salsa man: "I said OK everyone!"
Everyone: "Yes"...
James: ..."Chef!"

Salsa man: "I'm going to kill you..."
Anton: "He'll have to stand on a box"

"Her feet look like they were stuck in treacle" - Arlene Phillips to Fiona Phillips

"She does try, she just can't dance" - Craig Revel Horwood to Fiona Phillips

"You've cleared the first hurdle" - Len Goodman to Colin Jackson

"We haf a stripper on the show last year, he did his waltz over there, his jive over here then he went over there and showed Arlene his Cha Cha Cha" - Bruce Forsyth

The salsa guy i've been lucky enough to meet and he is a top bloke, the story of his life is quite amazing and the session he did with all the dancers and celebrities and his methods of 'teaching' had me rolling round laughing.

Would you care to elaborate about Chris? He seems to have been edited to look like a drill instructor in the training session and while that may have been his teaching method, I am still interested in hearing a different perspective on him, should you be willing to share!

Anton - Bonjour, Enormously Bonjour. (To Patsy)

Anton - I'm terribly Handsome (also to Patsy)

Anton - I was just remembering I'd put my underpants on back to front (in response to Claudia about his reaction to Ian and Zoe's Tango)

Ian - Its the Paso Doble Darling get used to it. (to Zoe) v sexy.

Len - When he went through her legs he looked like he was looking for an Oil leak - (about the end of I and Z's Jive)

Arlene - I was trying to express myself dramatically.... (to Claudia on Itt about last weeks SCD) she failed miserably of course.

Bruno - The Musicality, The Drama, The Passion, the...... (Ian more give us more) (when both on ITT together)

Zoe - (to Ian on fairground ride at brighton) How are you feeling?
Ian - Nauseus.

Colin - I got a kiss from the teacher

Anton - You're digging yourself into a huge hole and taking me with you. (to patsy on ITT)

Patsy - Because Len's the one who knows how to do ballroom, dont know about the rest of them. (about the judges)

Len - I dont want to touch your chesticles. (to fiona in training)

Just remembered another Anton gem: "I'm just going to the toilet to find my career."

And to Patsy: "Never get out of a car again." After she'd slagged of Heat editor Mark Frith for comments he'd made about her.

All of Lens' comments, especially last night on ITT!

All of Bills'

Patsy's CRAFT comment - hilarious!

Karen whispering to the camera in training 'We're having a domestic' and the 'Bill grab my but' comment, e

James's 'he's like a little Gordon Ramsey' about the shouty salsa man

Far too many others to mention

Yeah, her comment was funny too!
Patsy: "I'm gonna be in Heat magazine next week with loads of cellulite!"
Anton: "Never get out of a car again"

Also, on defending herself saying she has fun
Pasty: "I'm not going to lose sleep about this...although having said that I did have a bit of a funny dream last night".
Anton: "Do you want to tell me now or shall we save it for later?"

My all time Anton favourite is...

It's never goodbye, only....bonjour.....

Len's 'flatulating around' always cracks me up...

I think that the funniest moment was when Patsy had a Patsy moment about someone's username.

Acid, or something...

Oh, this is a fantastic thread - makes you remember why you like the show so much (and have to run ITT back 'cos of all the bits you've missed due to the laughing - thanks Len and Anton!)

Does Darren's 'not bad for a fat lad from Barnsley count'

And loved Len's oscar comment last night (have used it today to great effect!)

He was talking about craig I think


LMAO!!!!!!! Then Patsy started laughing and she was like I'd totally forgotton about that! Ah, I love Anton! I loved all the boys on ITT with Claudia taking th emickey out of Bill. Anton and Brendan wewre the ring leaders, naturally.....

Brucie on November 5th (my paraphrase):

The BBC have asked me to let off the fireworks after the show. I got given a piece of paper which said 'light blue touch paper and retire'.

I thought that one comment (It was more like a command... ) Karen made to Bill was a hoot...

"What are you doing holding me like we're going to a tea dance?!? Grab my butt...." Embarrassed?!? Bill looked like the suddenly shy, bashful schoolboy contemplating doing something delightfully naughty...but was still afraid Mum or Dad would punish him if he got caught!

Cute and sweet at the same time- little moments like that have made the show worth watching for me so far.

Cheers!
EyesOFire50

lol that was definitely one of my favourites, they made so many funny comments, I also loved it when Karen called Bill studmuffin and when they kissed each other and then looked at each other and went uuugh, like two little children

After the little kids on the Peoples Jury had slated Fiona and with Claudia
trying not to laugh :

Brendan : " Where the hell did you find them ! "

Bruno : " They were the children of the damned !"

Without going into much detail, he spent a period of time living at a hostel in Birmingham, this was not long before he became World Salsa Champion. As a way of thanking the hostel, he returned with his dance partner and did a 'salsathon' to raise money, they did a demonstration together and invited others to have a dance with them.