One of my favourites was a Brucie joke - "A little old lady came over to me before the show and asked me to tell James Martin how much she liked him. I said tell him yourself Arlene!" Still makes me crack up. 
Funniest comment of the series
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Bruno on Dennis and Izabella's Quickstep. "It was like an emperor penguin trying to hold an egg between her legs - it didn't' work." 
Bruno's 'Godzilla' comment on Bill and Karen's Rumba.
Bruno comparing a Ferrari to something....I don't remember the exact quote and I don't even remember who was that comment directed to!
Bruno comparing a Ferrari to something....I don't remember the exact quote and I don't even remember who was that comment directed to!
I can't remeber exact quotes but there was one with Bruno commenting on Will's dance he said somethin like ....
"he's got to go for it"
Bruce "what does he do with it once he's got it "
Bruno "that's his problem"
Plus one that's not from the program, but Johnathon Ross to Darren Gough on TTIAO
" It was like watching (Lilia) trying to manoeuvre a refrigerator into a tight corner"
"he's got to go for it"
Bruce "what does he do with it once he's got it "
Bruno "that's his problem"
Plus one that's not from the program, but Johnathon Ross to Darren Gough on TTIAO
" It was like watching (Lilia) trying to manoeuvre a refrigerator into a tight corner"
Ian to Zoe on clip from ITT tonight:
Did I just grab something I wasnt supposed to (her breast)
Zoe: About time!!.
Arrgh I remembered a great Anton one and now I've forgotton it again, back when I remember it
Did I just grab something I wasnt supposed to (her breast)
Zoe: About time!!.
Arrgh I remembered a great Anton one and now I've forgotton it again, back when I remember it
Darren doing his body rolls on the floor and Len saying not seen movement like that since the film free Willy! (may not be quite accurate!
It doesn't apply to this series, but I've just GOT to mention it. It was about Diarmiud (in Series 2). One of the judges said that his dancing looked as if he was pushing a wheelbarrow of manure around...!!! (He's a gardener..get it? Get it??) The mental image of him pushing around his dance partner like a wheelbarrow of manure made me collapse in tears of laughter!!
Anton and Patsy were standing at the back of the group Argentine Tango class and Patsy says to him : You know my name in Spanish means Passionate, and Anton just groans and says "Oh my God" or something similar.
I liked the comment Craig made about Zoe and Ian. Cant remember the words exactly:
Craig: "You two should have children together cos they would be beautiful!"
Then Ian shaking his head in an animated fashion at Zoe's poor husband in the audience.
Zoe: I dont think thats going to happen is it?!
Ian: No!
Craig: "You two should have children together cos they would be beautiful!"
Then Ian shaking his head in an animated fashion at Zoe's poor husband in the audience.
Zoe: I dont think thats going to happen is it?!
Ian: No!
Originally Posted by EyesOFire50:
“I thought that one comment (It was more like a command...
) Karen made to Bill was a hoot...
"What are you doing holding me like we're going to a tea dance?!? Grab my butt...." Embarrassed?!? Bill looked like the suddenly shy, bashful schoolboy contemplating doing something delightfully naughty...but was still afraid Mum or Dad would punish him if he got caught!
Cute and sweet at the same time- little moments like that have made the show worth watching for me so far.
Cheers!
EyesOFire50”
“I thought that one comment (It was more like a command...
) Karen made to Bill was a hoot..."What are you doing holding me like we're going to a tea dance?!? Grab my butt...." Embarrassed?!? Bill looked like the suddenly shy, bashful schoolboy contemplating doing something delightfully naughty...but was still afraid Mum or Dad would punish him if he got caught!
Cute and sweet at the same time- little moments like that have made the show worth watching for me so far.
Cheers!
EyesOFire50”
followed by a "She wasn't me to hold her.... bottom"
roflroflrofl
On Saturday when Arlene and Len were arguing over Colin's jive, Len said "I was watching Colin's kicks and I've had my eyes lasered"!!
And "at the end of the routine you were like Harry Potter on a Nimbus 2000"!!
*Priceless Len*
And "at the end of the routine you were like Harry Potter on a Nimbus 2000"!!
*Priceless Len*
Just remembered two cheeky Anton comments on his ITT interview with Brendan..
When he was asked by Claudia how he was feeling about his dance with Rachel Hunter, Brendan said
'I'm really excited'
Anton - 'Yes, he's twice the man he once was...'
On whether he'd feel starstruck dancing with her, Claudia said 'will you feel small'
Anton - 'there's not much chance of that!'
When he was asked by Claudia how he was feeling about his dance with Rachel Hunter, Brendan said
'I'm really excited'
Anton - 'Yes, he's twice the man he once was...'
On whether he'd feel starstruck dancing with her, Claudia said 'will you feel small'
Anton - 'there's not much chance of that!'
Originally Posted by Old Bird:
“One of my favourites was a Brucie joke - "A little old lady came over to me before the show and asked me to tell James Martin how much she liked him. I said tell him yourself Arlene!" Still makes me crack up.”
“One of my favourites was a Brucie joke - "A little old lady came over to me before the show and asked me to tell James Martin how much she liked him. I said tell him yourself Arlene!" Still makes me crack up.
”
I havent noticed that comment before will have to rewatch video what week was that
Originally Posted by sadmuppet:
“Just remembered two cheeky Anton comments on his ITT interview with Brendan..
When he was asked by Claudia how he was feeling about his dance with Rachel Hunter, Brendan said
'I'm really excited'
Anton - 'Yes, he's twice the man he once was...'
On whether he'd feel starstruck dancing with her, Claudia said 'will you feel small'
Anton - 'there's not much chance of that!'”
“Just remembered two cheeky Anton comments on his ITT interview with Brendan..
When he was asked by Claudia how he was feeling about his dance with Rachel Hunter, Brendan said
'I'm really excited'
Anton - 'Yes, he's twice the man he once was...'
On whether he'd feel starstruck dancing with her, Claudia said 'will you feel small'
Anton - 'there's not much chance of that!'”
Anton Anton is very naughty
All of Bill's especialy in the VTs (especialy on the new language called Karenish).
Len's on Seabiscuit and Free Willy.
There's been so many this series, been brilliant.
Len's on Seabiscuit and Free Willy.
There's been so many this series, been brilliant.
Salsa Training (Transcript)
Will sits with Hanna. He nervously anticipates the lesson he is about to undertake ...
Will: This Salsa lesson is my dancing nightmare. Me in a room with loads of other people who are better. And I'm stood by myself not getting it at all.
Cut to the celebrities and professionals, gathered in a crowded dance studio. Pete "Conde" Rodriguez's "I Like it (Like that) plays softly in the background. Suddenly, a stern voice enforces order. It belongs to Chris Marquez, Official World Salsa Champion
Chris: Alright people? No kidding around, yeah? We're not gonna have time to do everything today otherwise, yeah? So everyone really focus.
Chris indicates his dance partner, Jaclyn Spencer
Chris: I'm looking for this: 5, 6, 7, Go ... Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake.
While Chris speaks, Jaclyn shakes as if her life depended on it, rattling her accoutrements as she goes.
The girls test their body isolation shaking skills.
Patsy: (Grimacing visibly) I can't do it!
Zoe: Slightly concerned about the shaking thing.
She floats around in a circle with her cheeks puffed out.
Patsy: (Overcome by hysterics) I look like a chimpanzee!
Karen: (Mournfully) My partner's not here. I'm all alone! *Sniffs*
She dances alone rubbing the mock tears out of her eyes.
Colin: My first impressions of Salsa is that it's extremely difficult. I couldn't even get the - I couldn't even get the beginning! What's this? I forgot! Side to side?
Erin: (To Colin) Side and together.
Zoe: Anton's putting me off cos he's next to me.
Chris: Anton! If you're not where you're meant to be ... I will kill you ...
Anton: (He'll have to) stand on a box.
Patsy melts into laughter.
Will: This is hell for me. This is as bad as it gets, as far as I'm concerned. Just mentally dealing with this situation (Starts chuckling).
Chris lays down the law once more.
Chris: No mucking about!
James: He's like a little Gordon Ramsey, isn't he?
Chris: Okay? I said okay?
James: Yes ... (He pauses momentarily) Chef.
There is a ripple of laughter.
Darren: It's gonna be a laff, I think the audience will laff. And the audience'll luv it.
The group assemble for their big finish, when suddenly Darren collapses upon an unsuspecting Ian ...
Ian: (Laughing) Oh, sorry!
END OF SEGMENT
Will sits with Hanna. He nervously anticipates the lesson he is about to undertake ...
Will: This Salsa lesson is my dancing nightmare. Me in a room with loads of other people who are better. And I'm stood by myself not getting it at all.
Cut to the celebrities and professionals, gathered in a crowded dance studio. Pete "Conde" Rodriguez's "I Like it (Like that) plays softly in the background. Suddenly, a stern voice enforces order. It belongs to Chris Marquez, Official World Salsa Champion
Chris: Alright people? No kidding around, yeah? We're not gonna have time to do everything today otherwise, yeah? So everyone really focus.
Chris indicates his dance partner, Jaclyn Spencer
Chris: I'm looking for this: 5, 6, 7, Go ... Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake. Shake.
While Chris speaks, Jaclyn shakes as if her life depended on it, rattling her accoutrements as she goes.
The girls test their body isolation shaking skills.
Patsy: (Grimacing visibly) I can't do it!
Zoe: Slightly concerned about the shaking thing.
She floats around in a circle with her cheeks puffed out.
Patsy: (Overcome by hysterics) I look like a chimpanzee!
Karen: (Mournfully) My partner's not here. I'm all alone! *Sniffs*
She dances alone rubbing the mock tears out of her eyes.
Colin: My first impressions of Salsa is that it's extremely difficult. I couldn't even get the - I couldn't even get the beginning! What's this? I forgot! Side to side?
Erin: (To Colin) Side and together.
Zoe: Anton's putting me off cos he's next to me.
Chris: Anton! If you're not where you're meant to be ... I will kill you ...
Anton: (He'll have to) stand on a box.
Patsy melts into laughter.
Will: This is hell for me. This is as bad as it gets, as far as I'm concerned. Just mentally dealing with this situation (Starts chuckling).
Chris lays down the law once more.
Chris: No mucking about!
James: He's like a little Gordon Ramsey, isn't he?
Chris: Okay? I said okay?
James: Yes ... (He pauses momentarily) Chef.
There is a ripple of laughter.
Darren: It's gonna be a laff, I think the audience will laff. And the audience'll luv it.
The group assemble for their big finish, when suddenly Darren collapses upon an unsuspecting Ian ...
Ian: (Laughing) Oh, sorry!
END OF SEGMENT
Estolibre.. perfecto! Thank you - it bought it all back, even the "lady- plugged- into-240-volts" effect that was so entrancing!
How about the "I hhwwwilll killl hhhewww!" "You'll have to stand on a box" (anton) just to finish????
How about the "I hhwwwilll killl hhhewww!" "You'll have to stand on a box" (anton) just to finish????
Darren G: On the internet, Len said the Tango is an aggressive HOLD.
Lilia: It is aggresive HOLD, but I don't want to be SQUASHED!
Claudia: (To Darren G and Lilia) You two are like a pair of children, running around upstairs saying 'I'm a vampire!' and stuff!
Lilia: (serious) Claudia! I ate a spider, Claudia!
Darren: I feel like a Nancy doing tha'!
Lilia: What's Nancy?
Darren: Well...
Lilia: Wha's that?
Daren: Means soft... like...
Lilia: It is aggresive HOLD, but I don't want to be SQUASHED!
Claudia: (To Darren G and Lilia) You two are like a pair of children, running around upstairs saying 'I'm a vampire!' and stuff!
Lilia: (serious) Claudia! I ate a spider, Claudia!
Darren: I feel like a Nancy doing tha'!
Lilia: What's Nancy?
Darren: Well...
Lilia: Wha's that?
Daren: Means soft... like...
Originally Posted by gillypand:
“And "at the end of the routine you were like Harry Potter on a Nimbus 2000"!!”
“And "at the end of the routine you were like Harry Potter on a Nimbus 2000"!!”
Is that positive, though? The firebolt is better
. And then there was another.Bill, after having been scored for the first dance of the night: "We're top!"
Originally Posted by EyesOFire50:
“"What are you doing holding me like we're going to a tea dance?!? Grab my butt...."”
“"What are you doing holding me like we're going to a tea dance?!? Grab my butt...."”
Agree. And the way he grabbed it then
.I also liked the chest competition and Ian winning it.
And when Craig wasn't welcome to any restaurant in the UK anymore
.Anton in #37 *lol*. Is his real name Tony Beak??
I think most of my faves have been mentioned - Len's 'through the keyhole' comment, Bruno's 'children of the damned' and Patsy's 'I know they can dance really, I've seen them in Wham videos'.
I also loved the backstage comment (was it Darren or James) who said 'Colin's six pack is on his chest, mine's in the fridge at home'. I thought strictlyaddicts 'no, they like each other too much' was quite funny too on the people's panel!
If we can go back to last series, I loved it when Aled chassed across the floor and asked Lilia 'do you think it looks a bit camp' only to have her reply 'I don't care what you think'!
Can I just add the look on Brendan's face after the cuca-whatsit comment, seconds before the 'children of the damned' comment! Not a quote (unless you count his 'where did you get them from?) but funny all the same.
I also loved the backstage comment (was it Darren or James) who said 'Colin's six pack is on his chest, mine's in the fridge at home'. I thought strictlyaddicts 'no, they like each other too much' was quite funny too on the people's panel!
If we can go back to last series, I loved it when Aled chassed across the floor and asked Lilia 'do you think it looks a bit camp' only to have her reply 'I don't care what you think'!
Can I just add the look on Brendan's face after the cuca-whatsit comment, seconds before the 'children of the damned' comment! Not a quote (unless you count his 'where did you get them from?) but funny all the same.
I love this thread! I'm actually laughing out loud... hmmm.. maybe I shouldn't be embarrassing myself by admitting that!
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