Here's my multiple choice solution..........Simply follow the numbers to your chosen winner (remember to abuse the losing three as is the custom)......
Question 1 - Which sex do you want to win.....?
A male to win. It's always a male isn't it. It's proof of the facist masculine culture that has repressed woman for countless generations. Previous winners such as Craig and Brian have proved the superiority of male contestants (Go to question 2).
A female to win. It's statistically impossible for a male to win to win again. It would be like getting tails three times on the run. It's possible in theory but we all know it's completely impossible (Go to question 3)
Question 2 - Do you approve of urinating in the shower?
Yes (You have chosen housemate A)
No (You have chosen housemate B)
Question 3 - Do you approve of bullying and backstabbing or are you more worried about damage to you Beckham?
Bullying and backstabbing (you have chosen housemate C)
Beckham damage (You have chosen housemate D)
Who have you chosen?
A - You have gone for Jonny. You like people who act up to the camera and turn grumpy if nominated. You hate Alex.
B - You have chosen Alex. You like models with camp voices who can't hold their booze. You hate Jonny.
C - You have chosen Jade. You approve of bullying and gobby thick girl's who speak their mind (as long as whoever they're talking about isn't nearby). You hate indiscriminately
D - You have chosen Kate. You like girls who show their arse off and will proberly win for no particular reason. You hate......hard to tell, let the others fight it out and win by the back door...............
Question 1 - Which sex do you want to win.....?
A male to win. It's always a male isn't it. It's proof of the facist masculine culture that has repressed woman for countless generations. Previous winners such as Craig and Brian have proved the superiority of male contestants (Go to question 2).
A female to win. It's statistically impossible for a male to win to win again. It would be like getting tails three times on the run. It's possible in theory but we all know it's completely impossible (Go to question 3)
Question 2 - Do you approve of urinating in the shower?
Yes (You have chosen housemate A)
No (You have chosen housemate B)
Question 3 - Do you approve of bullying and backstabbing or are you more worried about damage to you Beckham?
Bullying and backstabbing (you have chosen housemate C)
Beckham damage (You have chosen housemate D)
Who have you chosen?
A - You have gone for Jonny. You like people who act up to the camera and turn grumpy if nominated. You hate Alex.
B - You have chosen Alex. You like models with camp voices who can't hold their booze. You hate Jonny.
C - You have chosen Jade. You approve of bullying and gobby thick girl's who speak their mind (as long as whoever they're talking about isn't nearby). You hate indiscriminately
D - You have chosen Kate. You like girls who show their arse off and will proberly win for no particular reason. You hate......hard to tell, let the others fight it out and win by the back door...............
