That said more about Sandy than Jonny

He has just hilariously suggested that Kate,

'Piss in the garden over there..' if she loses the game. ( oh the wit!)

Surely his finest hour. I'm embarrased to watch..

whether it did or not isn't the issue, Jonnys heartbroken and pleading reaction was brilliant, I almost felt sorry for the snivelling little specimen.

Personally I liked the impersonation of a severely depressed man Jonny adopted around the time he was first nominated... and kept up for several weeks. It was really convincing: when you looked into his eyes, he really looked like the world had ended.

My two favourite Jonny sequences have yet to be shown in any highlights programme. These are from the night of Adele's eviction, when he foresaw how unhappy Alex and Tim would be to make it through to the final week and selflessly suggested to other housemates how they might like to nominate the following Monday, and the mature reaction to Kate's incidental comment that Alex and Jonny had learned to tolerate one another. Two for the Big Brother Uncut 3 DVD perhaps?

Now, now, naughty Alex fans you have been told to leave this thread. It is making me laugh now. This is just not on. Get back to our Alex threads and make me laugh there. They really are brilliant aren't they. I must make my printer work so I can print them off, to cheer me up when I am low.

On no, I have just had a thought, I bet, when JR (tee hee) comes out of the House he will come and look at some forums. Imagine, his excited face when he sees all the posts on this thread, and then reads them

I bet his his mam his dad his gran or his Joanne are on the net every night trawling through forums and web pages printing off everything that has been said.

Imagine his face when he reads it.

Just had an awful thought. Maybe Jonny will have plastic surgery so we the public cant recognise him and enter again next year with a different plan

LK - faints at the idea
Last bit was written in invisble ink in case Jonny does read it!

[quote]Originally posted by LadyKnight


I bet his his mam his dad his gran or his Joanne are on the net every night trawling through forums and web pages printing off everything that has been said.

Imagine his face when he reads it.

Just had an awful thought. Maybe Jonny will have plastic surgery so we the public cant recognise him and enter again next year with a different plan

LK - faints at the idea
Last bit was written in invisble ink in case Jonny does read it! [/QUOTE

Tee hee. With that hilarious and frightening though I really must go to be now. Hope I don't have nightmares. I mus concentrate on Alex behind the door images.

1 of his best moments, minutes before the Jade vs Alex war began.

Jade & Kate, in his words, "raped me" by taking his clothes off, also a Jade best moment IMHO, revenge for the molesting

the best monent for me will be on Friday when Davina shouts'Jonny i'm coming to get you' and he realises he has got to leave Alex and Kate in the house all alone.

Wasn't he great in that first week when he jumped naked into the pool and BB3 was launched, it was that great intro which started to make BB3 watchable, and he has continued ever since.

Ooh, like the thought of that. Wonder if Alex will get his van out?

Yeah that always cracks me up, I laughed so hard I soiled my pants. I bow to Jonny the comic genius, please, please, please somebody offer him his own show, he's been nothing, but a joy to watch from the moment he entered the house.

Maybe he can team up with the fun and witty Alison, those two together just have me in stitches, they can be the next Laurel and Hardy. When they are together they just bounce off each with funny remarks, in fact they are so funny together our whole culture may become based around the 'Jonny and Alison Laugh a Minute Entertainment show'. King Jonny with queen Alison at his side the monarchy of the entire solar sysytem. Wonderful!!

Jonny needs to get a zany hat,or funny boots like Jimmy Cricket.
If he wants to go very far he could speak in a squeaky voice like Joe Pasquale.
They will lap it up on the Golden Mile.

Don't forget that Jade will still be there!

Hear hear!!

Jonny has made me piss myself constantly with his hilarious antics. Oh the times I have been doubled over 'in stiches' with 'my sides split' at his amazing Marcus Bently impressions, his wonderful, fun and original games and brilliant one-liners such as "he won't tell me to do as long as I have a hole in me arse" or the crazy "chop his head off and shit in his neck" type hilarity.

To stop the sarcasm for a minute, the thing I find funniest is that someone like Jonny only has to keep telling everybody over and over that he likes a laugh and a joke to be seen by his supporters as the funniest person ever. In reality he has been a rather dull, miserable, pathetic figure with a one-dimensional sense of humour that Sandy described accurately.

I think it's great that in the space of two weeks he has gone from being the 'saviour of british comedy' and 'all time working class hero' to a zero, no hoper and almost certain to be the first one out on Friday.

Bunter and TSR,

I just wanted to agree.

er ... that's it

BBG

That time when he was dressed up in the seventies outfit with the false mustache, was hilarious, he looked like some kind of Geordie seventies porn star.

Still that night was better when he shouted at Jade about being nominated, I find it funny the way he keeps going on about it, it's one of his little quirks.

Now, now, chrissie earlier on in this thread you said you were of to bake a cake and would no longer add to this thread, and you are back again. Obviously just a small fairy cake then, or can't you just resist returning to remind yourself of Jonnys best bits.


When Jonny sat up in the night and read the mens mag through the bars, there was all that talk of a strike etc. that was another exciting time from the BB house

Oh dear it looks like I've been the only one to add something else to this thread, nevermind

Jonny when he was singing that song inbetween vomiting up in the toilet, totally side splitting again as usual.

Wow this was a long way back, IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE? IN HERE? Here? here? here? here?

That bit when Jonny and Kate were really drunk and BB producers were probably kacking it about the pool, I'd have liked to have seen their faces.

Oh and when Jonny did his magic act, the way he pulled those flowers out with that Geordie charm, hilarious

That time today keeping well out of that argument between Kate and Jade that would have to go down as one of his best sensible moments.

Who could forget his smiley Geordie face on the TV all the time,

Boy are we gonna miss 'im, still I'm sure he'll be coming to a screen near you soon

Five consecutive posts without reply.

You are either the saddest man on the planet, a member of the Regan family or a wind up merchant. Do tell.

( wormy little impostor )

The best moment may be yet to come!

Its some 9 year old kid who's dad let loose on the internet for all of us to bear

Ignore him!

Takes one to know one ( 9year old kids that is), try not to dig yourself a hole with that one

Ignore him he says - replying to the post.

Thanks for breaking up those posts.

Back to the thread - Tonight on the C4 show when Jonny sang that song about taping up Jade's mouth, classic stuff