Originally Posted by PeachUK:
“It drives me nuts when I'm there! They put them in the most ridiculous of places too! They'll play the opening credits then go to commericials... then every 5 mins they have more.. then at the very end they'll have the commericals before the punchline... or they'll have commericals and the play the closing credits. It doesn't make sense!!! And most of the commercials are for lawyers!!!”
Commercials for lawyers, eh?
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The security guards see Estilolibre peddling his dodgy wares again and have him physically escorted off the thread.