Big Red appears to be a hypochondriac.....Munchausens syndrome.

hahaha

oh well, some of us (me anyway) are easily entertained

MrNice

Poor thing just wants to go home - maybe what Alex is clucking is constant abuse in chicken language & he can't take it any more
The bloke that went in picked up a vibe from the chickens that Kate has bad toes

Big Red is clearly playing up to the cameras to get Alex to side with him.

Betty, now duly dumped by former ally Alex, is left alone to fend for herself.

scabby

had a poor upbringing and is emotionally and physically scarred

What if Alex was secretly interfering with the chickens to attract veterinary attention - ie Munchausen's syndrome by proxy (animal husbandry variety)??


Just kidding - I know that boy loves his chickens...

Pah, that's a typical Scabby-supporter reply. Scabby deserves no special treatment because of her upbringing.

Vote Nugget.

N (refusing to allow this thread to become another Pro-Alex msgboard)

Yeah, but Nugget dyes her feathers brown.

Truth is.............and let's be honest.............they are all a bit bird-brained. I feel they need to establish a collective nesting agenda.

Eggsactly

Apparently Nugget's started a book on the winner but does'nt know who to lay.......

I want Nugget to win because she sooo sexy. Remember the way she ate those gooseberries?

Big Red is clearly BBs favourite and is being shown in a good light through careful editing.

Vote Nugget

She just needs to come out of her shell a bit

Scabby appears to be a manic depressive to me......touch of paranioa?

Stuff the rest of them, I am yolking for Betty !

Nugget had a golden opportunity to win it in week 5 until Big Red showed his true colours - that knocked the stuffing out of him. It was eggsactly what was anticipated - the cock crowed and we all listened......

hmm.
Calrissian : wondering how i can trademark the words ' : a psychological assessment'
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quite funny, nice to see a familiar thread heading - i am flattered.

And so you should be - you have eggcelled yourself in previous threads...........

That's a valid point JD, thanks for your comments, but surely the voting public cannot be swayed by a CM (coopmate) simply because they have a loud voice??

Nugget clearly deserves to win as she has shown herself to be by far the most caring, laying far more eggs than the others. In point of fact, what eggsactly has BR contibuted to the house? Certainly no eggs. The girls would be better off without him.

He's mangy, manky and was thinks nothing of sh*tting in front of the others, and I think that's DISGUSTING, and I'm sure eveyone at home will think so too.

Indeed, Noodle, and did'nt even go into the shower for his, err, bodily functions........strange thing is, Alex really gets on with him -which is bizarre coming from the king of clean himself. I feel there is a hidden agenda in here somewhere - I'm waiting for the back-scratching to begin.........

Alex is obviously cosying up to BR as he sees him as the most popular CM, but give it a couple more hours and Alex will have moved on to someone else.

On closer examination - the egg-laying deficiency in particular - is Nugget, in fact, the rumoured transexual?

Red Hen should be evicted on grounds of wife-battering and abuse. Did anyone see his remarkably savage porking of poor Nugget yesterday? Alex was horrified. It's no wonder that Betty's always looking to escape..

So the "escape goat" is, in fact, an "escape chicken"?