I'm sorry - I have to say - against popular opinion - i do feel sorry for Big REd
I think his confidence has been shaken - there he was
young - full of cum - and as a healthy young cock - should expect to see some fruit for his labour.
He must ask himself - why - why arent there any little Big REds in the coop by now ?
I think we should be aware that when he eventually goes - he may face something no cock should have to endure -
Egg throwing - shock horror
Watch this space

PS
Oh what the cluck

There can be no excuse for what he did to Nugget, be she tranchickual or not.

BR out !

I love this thread

It's nice to find a thread that addresses the real issues for once.

What really happened to the sick chick that got taken out a few weeks ago then? There was a nasty rumour, spread by BR fans no doubt, that she died, but I don't remember any press coverage of a funeral?

Something fishy going there, you mark my words....

I find Big Red to be overly aggressive, in fact even Dermot once remarked "Look how he's jumping up to grab the lettuce off Alex!" I am not the only one to have noticed his violent tendencies where food is concerned. Perhaps Alex's cluckings have a secret meaning, asking Big Red to attack a fellow housemate. Or perhaps he is using his own language trying to persuade Big Red into acting as a carrier pigeon, taking a message to the outside world and bringing in a newspaper to update the housemates....
Selene xx

An attempt at communication wth the outside world???????

That's scandalous.

BR - strike one.

I notice there has been no mention of Coalboy - is this an example racism against chooks? Maybe they should rename him "Nelson Man-da-layer" and get him to stand up for the rights of those that have no right to beak.

You know Alex and others are fond of using the plastic bags to put over their feet so they don't mucky them when cleaning out the coop? The chickens deserve them too, what's to stop them getting dirty feet?!
Selene

New Housemate Task..

Make the Chickens some shoes.

Scabby'd look good in a pair of clogs
and
Big Red in a set of heels.

Hang on.....Coalboy is actually a girl!!!!!

I think we've uncovered the real tranchickual.

Prepare to be outed, CB

See The Sun - "BIG RED IS A PSYCOPATH" - confirmed.

Coal-Boy reports having suicidal tendencies and an obesession with washing his beak......he's gone stir crazy

How did he ever get let in the coop in the first place. BB are clearly irresponsible in letting him in.

Surely they have some kind of screening process.

I despair, really I do

Nice one - you're not a "chicken noodle", by any chance?

Interesting tactic JD.....Starting a thread about another forum member in a feeble attempt to undermine them by bringing their mental health into question.

Shoddy, I call it. (typical BR fan)

Sadly I was having Group at the time and was unable to respond. Luckily that kind lady stepped in and closed your scurrilous thread.

Put em uuuuuupppp.

What a sense of humour!!! This Noodle fellow is a star!!! As is Nuggett (Alex's mate).

(shucks)

Oh, OOHHH, so now you're a Nugget fan are you? How fickle, JD (more twists and turns than a twisty turny thing, mutter, mutter)

OMG - its all been done before -