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Old 01-01-2006, 19:53
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What were you're favourite quotes of the year?

Mrs Ashworth: What part of the chicken do you want?
Fletch: It's soul
Christmas Day meal, Hollyoaks (only funny thing about the Ashworths all year)

Dead dog, or dog on death row? - Honey Edwards to Gus Smith, Eastenders

Ashley: We're getting married in 2007
Blanche: I'll be dead by then
Dev & Sunita's wedding, Corrie

It's like having a giant blue tit in residence
Blanche on Liz McDonald's hogging of the milk in the Barlow house, Corrie

Alfie: Is your Stacey free tonight?
Kat: What you trying to do? Complete the set?
Eastenders

Liz: I could sue you
Sally: How are you going to go about doing that exactly?
Liz: Haven't you heard of no-win, no-fee?
Liz Burton after gerring burned at Lee Hunter's make-shift beauty salon, Hollyoaks

Becca: Did you hear anything while you were here?
Nancy: "Oh Becca!"
Becca: Anything else?
Nancy: "Oh Jake!"
Nancy Hayton after hiding in Becca & Jake Dean's flat, Hollyoaks

Nancy: I shall go in the pub and talk to Rhys
Hannah: but you're too young
Nancy: I can make myself older
Nancy removes her school clothes and enters the pub
Bar Lady: OUT!!!!!!!!
Nancy looks down
Nancy: I forgot to take my socks off
Nancy and Hannah attempting to confront Rhys about his alleged affair, Hollyoaks

Pauline: Dot, They've taken my dog
Dot: The police?
Pauline: Yes, just now
Dot: They've arrested Betty?!
Misunderstanding when the police take Pauline's dog-doorstep, the murder weapon in Den's killing, Eastenders

The police struggle to get Den's body through the doors of the Vic
Jim: You should have lent them you're doorstop Pauline
Shortly after the discovery of Den's body, Eastenders
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Old 01-01-2006, 20:03
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"Reg your a genius" - Des talking to reg on the bill - Uk gold
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Old 01-01-2006, 20:25
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Old 01-01-2006, 20:26
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Best Quote:

Den Watts: You'll never get me out of the Vic

Secounds before wife Chrissie smacked him with the solid brass terrier doorstop.

Well she kept her word...his body never did leave!
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Old 01-01-2006, 21:01
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Originally Posted by imno12u
What were you're favourite quotes of the year?

Mrs Ashworth: What part of the chicken do you want?
Fletch: It's soul
Christmas Day meal, Hollyoaks (only funny thing about the Ashworths all year)

Dead dog, or dog on death row? - Honey Edwards to Gus Smith, Eastenders

Ashley: We're getting married in 2007
Blanche: I'll be dead by then
Dev & Sunita's wedding, Corrie

It's like having a giant blue tit in residence
Blanche on Liz McDonald's hogging of the milk in the Barlow house, Corrie

Alfie: Is your Stacey free tonight?
Kat: What you trying to do? Complete the set?
Eastenders


Liz: I could sue you
Sally: How are you going to go about doing that exactly?
Liz: Haven't you heard of no-win, no-fee?
Liz Burton after gerring burned at Lee Hunter's make-shift beauty salon, Hollyoaks

Becca: Did you hear anything while you were here?
Nancy: "Oh Becca!"
Becca: Anything else?
Nancy: "Oh Jake!"
Nancy Hayton after hiding in Becca & Jake Dean's flat, Hollyoaks

Nancy: I shall go in the pub and talk to Rhys
Hannah: but you're too young
Nancy: I can make myself older
Nancy removes her school clothes and enters the pub
Bar Lady: OUT!!!!!!!!
Nancy looks down
Nancy: I forgot to take my socks off
Nancy and Hannah attempting to confront Rhys about his alleged affair, Hollyoaks

Pauline: Dot, They've taken my dog
Dot: The police?
Pauline: Yes, just now
Dot: They've arrested Betty?!
Misunderstanding when the police take Pauline's dog-doorstep, the murder weapon in Den's killing, Eastenders

The police struggle to get Den's body through the doors of the Vic
Jim: You should have lent them you're doorstop Pauline
Shortly after the discovery of Den's body, Eastenders
Actually it was Stacey that said that when Alfie asked her if she was busy because he wanted her help with something.
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Old 01-01-2006, 21:04
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Actually it was Stacey that said that when Alfie asked her if she was busy because he wanted her help with something.
Yeah i thought that to..

That was a good line.
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Old 01-01-2006, 21:05
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Originally Posted by imno12u
Ashley: We're getting married in 2007
Blanche: I'll be dead by then
Dev & Sunita's wedding, Corrie

That was in 2004.
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Old 01-01-2006, 21:10
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EASTENDERS

Sharon: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off
Dennis: She'll grow a new one


CORONATION ST

Eileen Grimshaw: Tracy Barlow, even her initials are a killer disease

Gail: His car was parked out here all night
Eileen: Run along home now Gail, the curtains won't twitch themselves


FAMILY AFFAIRS

Katie: It looks like CSI Charnham out there

Eileen: Who in their right mind leaves Cat a pub?

THE BILL

Zain: One of you is lying, shall we toss a coin?

Jo: Clive Darlo I'm arresting you for conspiracy to... ahhh whatever. You done it, we know it, you're nicked.

Gina: Put these in water , would you please Smithy, preferably the Thames

Neil: In fact, the area car spotted him down by the river
Zain: Really? Who was he drowning?
Neil: Fishing apparently. Hardly his style, but he likes to keep us guessing

Merv: So pay the bill and then we can avoid any embarrassment *takes Gina's arm*
Smithy: Oi! Easy Merv *Goes to get Gina who throws a drink over Merv
Gina: It, it was a joke! No! It wasn't a joke...it was an accident

Honey: *about Smithy* what do yo think's up with him?
Amber: Time of the month?

Cindy: Where'd you meet her then?
Phil: Group counselling...
Cindy: You finally worked out you're bonkers then?
Phil: It was a sex addict clinic...
Cindy: *laughs*
Phil: It's a real illness!
Cindy: You got a sex addict pregnant

Jo: If his hand goes any futher south she could do him for sexual harrassment
Terry: Maybe she just wants to do him

Gina: *to Smithy about Gabriel* Have you thanked him yet?
Smithy: No
Gina: Smithy, he saved your life
Smithy: i know, but whenever i go to say it the words get stuck in my throat

Zain: Suzie Sim, the DI's personal assistant
Jo: Always on hand to take down his particulars

Ben: I know it's stupid, but i've learnt my lesson
Jack: Which is?
Ben: Always check if dad's coming round before doing class a's

Sam: Oh come on, you have to admit it is kinda ironic. You go to a sex addict clinic and end up bonking one of the clients and making her pregnant-only you Phil Hunter. You know everything you do makes my life seem like a breeze
Phil: You know me, always aim to please

Smithy: And what are you doing in Suun Hill?
Louise: Just passing through
Smithy: In a multi storey car park?
Louise: That's right

Smithy: Do you fancy a job in CID
Louise: You couldn't afford me

Nigel Waits: I'm joking
Zain: I'm not laughing

HOLLYOAKS

Becca: Justin in the classroom
Ben: You were just in the classroom?
Becca: No Justin Burton
Ben: Huh?

Lee(on the phone): Hi i was just wondering how much you'd pay for me to donate my sperm?Uh huh, oh
Joe: Not enough?
Lee: No, worong number, it was a chinease takeaway

Becca crying about Justin
Becca: He kissed me!!!
Ben: He kissed you!!!
Becca: He kissed me.
Ben: Well he's got a lot of bottle for a 16 year old.
Becca burts into even more hyseterical wailing: He's 15!!!!

Liz: It's obvious the Knife was Stephen Mackintosh's and he somehow slipped and fell on it!
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Old 01-01-2006, 21:21
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Originally Posted by Kate_Hunter

Becca crying about Justin
Becca: He kissed me!!!
Ben: He kissed you!!!
Becca: He kissed me.
Ben: Well he's got a lot of bottle for a 16 year old.
Becca burts into even more hyseterical wailing: He's 15!!!!

Liz: It's obvious the Knife was Stephen Mackintosh's and he somehow slipped and fell on it!
Classic

Justin: We could get a Kebab
Nicole: IM A VEGAN
Justin (on the run for murder)<looks at her with contempt>: I thought I had problems.
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Old 01-01-2006, 22:58
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Ian: So what do we do now?
Jane: We open up.
Ian: Be completely honest.
Jane: No, I mean the caff

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Jane: More than just mates okay
Ian: Think I could live with that

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Ian: They're gonna find out. They're not stupid
Jane: Dont take after their dad then

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Jane: You didn't give 'im the smug look did ya?

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Billy talking about Jane when she kicked him:-

Billy: She took me by surprise, didn't she?
Grant: Barbie could take you by surprise

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Jane: Ignore Ian. He got out on the wrong side of bed this morning.
Ian: Wrong side of bed?
Jane: Yeah, and if you keep this up, you won't be getting back in it

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Jane: You know what I love about you?
Ian: What?
Jane: You're just you.

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Jane: (about Phil) A good smack in the mouth that's what he needs
Ian: I am so glad you're on *my* side

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Ian: You know what it's like. Kids see these things and they copy it
Jane: Well better not let him watch Flashdance then. He'll end up a welder in leg warmers
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Old 02-01-2006, 00:26
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Emmerdale

Delilah arriving at the Dingles, after jilting her lover at the altar.

Dingle # 1: "Why?"
Dingle # 2: "Why?"
Dingle # 3: "Why Delilah?"
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Old 02-01-2006, 18:17
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Originally Posted by iloveeastenders
That was in 2004.
oops. My mind must be playing tricks on me!
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Old 02-01-2006, 18:27
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Jim and Dot talking to Tina and Johhny

JIM: We had a budgie but but it died.
Dot: You killed
Jim: No i didnt
Dot: Yes you did murdera
Johhny: Ok would anyone like a drink
Jm: Yes Please
Dot: You'd love that wouldnt ya
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