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2005 In Soap Quotes
What were you're favourite quotes of the year?
Mrs Ashworth: What part of the chicken do you want? Fletch: It's soul Christmas Day meal, Hollyoaks (only funny thing about the Ashworths all year) Dead dog, or dog on death row? - Honey Edwards to Gus Smith, Eastenders Ashley: We're getting married in 2007 Blanche: I'll be dead by then Dev & Sunita's wedding, Corrie It's like having a giant blue tit in residence Blanche on Liz McDonald's hogging of the milk in the Barlow house, Corrie Alfie: Is your Stacey free tonight? Kat: What you trying to do? Complete the set? Eastenders Liz: I could sue you Sally: How are you going to go about doing that exactly? Liz: Haven't you heard of no-win, no-fee? Liz Burton after gerring burned at Lee Hunter's make-shift beauty salon, Hollyoaks Becca: Did you hear anything while you were here? Nancy: "Oh Becca!" Becca: Anything else? Nancy: "Oh Jake!" Nancy Hayton after hiding in Becca & Jake Dean's flat, Hollyoaks Nancy: I shall go in the pub and talk to Rhys Hannah: but you're too young Nancy: I can make myself older Nancy removes her school clothes and enters the pub Bar Lady: OUT!!!!!!!! Nancy looks down Nancy: I forgot to take my socks off Nancy and Hannah attempting to confront Rhys about his alleged affair, Hollyoaks Pauline: Dot, They've taken my dog Dot: The police? Pauline: Yes, just now Dot: They've arrested Betty?! Misunderstanding when the police take Pauline's dog-doorstep, the murder weapon in Den's killing, Eastenders The police struggle to get Den's body through the doors of the Vic Jim: You should have lent them you're doorstop Pauline Shortly after the discovery of Den's body, Eastenders |
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"Reg your a genius" - Des talking to reg on the bill - Uk gold
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Eileen: Your Sarah's has had of the lads in Weatherfiled.
Gailr: Well, your Todd's ha the other half!
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Best Quote:
Den Watts: You'll never get me out of the Vic Secounds before wife Chrissie smacked him with the solid brass terrier doorstop. Well she kept her word...his body never did leave! |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imno12u
What were you're favourite quotes of the year?
Mrs Ashworth: What part of the chicken do you want? Fletch: It's soul Christmas Day meal, Hollyoaks (only funny thing about the Ashworths all year) Dead dog, or dog on death row? - Honey Edwards to Gus Smith, Eastenders Ashley: We're getting married in 2007 Blanche: I'll be dead by then Dev & Sunita's wedding, Corrie It's like having a giant blue tit in residence Blanche on Liz McDonald's hogging of the milk in the Barlow house, Corrie Alfie: Is your Stacey free tonight? Kat: What you trying to do? Complete the set? Eastenders Liz: I could sue you Sally: How are you going to go about doing that exactly? Liz: Haven't you heard of no-win, no-fee? Liz Burton after gerring burned at Lee Hunter's make-shift beauty salon, Hollyoaks Becca: Did you hear anything while you were here? Nancy: "Oh Becca!" Becca: Anything else? Nancy: "Oh Jake!" Nancy Hayton after hiding in Becca & Jake Dean's flat, Hollyoaks Nancy: I shall go in the pub and talk to Rhys Hannah: but you're too young Nancy: I can make myself older Nancy removes her school clothes and enters the pub Bar Lady: OUT!!!!!!!! Nancy looks down Nancy: I forgot to take my socks off Nancy and Hannah attempting to confront Rhys about his alleged affair, Hollyoaks Pauline: Dot, They've taken my dog Dot: The police? Pauline: Yes, just now Dot: They've arrested Betty?! Misunderstanding when the police take Pauline's dog-doorstep, the murder weapon in Den's killing, Eastenders The police struggle to get Den's body through the doors of the Vic Jim: You should have lent them you're doorstop Pauline Shortly after the discovery of Den's body, Eastenders |
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Originally Posted by Pansiks
Actually it was Stacey that said that when Alfie asked her if she was busy because he wanted her help with something.
That was a good line. |
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Originally Posted by imno12u
Ashley: We're getting married in 2007
Blanche: I'll be dead by then Dev & Sunita's wedding, Corrie That was in 2004. |
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EASTENDERS
Sharon: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off Dennis: She'll grow a new one CORONATION ST Eileen Grimshaw: Tracy Barlow, even her initials are a killer disease Gail: His car was parked out here all night Eileen: Run along home now Gail, the curtains won't twitch themselves FAMILY AFFAIRS Katie: It looks like CSI Charnham out there Eileen: Who in their right mind leaves Cat a pub? THE BILL Zain: One of you is lying, shall we toss a coin? Jo: Clive Darlo I'm arresting you for conspiracy to... ahhh whatever. You done it, we know it, you're nicked. Gina: Put these in water , would you please Smithy, preferably the Thames Neil: In fact, the area car spotted him down by the river Zain: Really? Who was he drowning? Neil: Fishing apparently. Hardly his style, but he likes to keep us guessing Merv: So pay the bill and then we can avoid any embarrassment *takes Gina's arm* Smithy: Oi! Easy Merv *Goes to get Gina who throws a drink over Merv Gina: It, it was a joke! No! It wasn't a joke...it was an accident Honey: *about Smithy* what do yo think's up with him? Amber: Time of the month? Cindy: Where'd you meet her then? Phil: Group counselling... Cindy: You finally worked out you're bonkers then? Phil: It was a sex addict clinic... Cindy: *laughs* Phil: It's a real illness! Cindy: You got a sex addict pregnant Jo: If his hand goes any futher south she could do him for sexual harrassment Terry: Maybe she just wants to do him Gina: *to Smithy about Gabriel* Have you thanked him yet? Smithy: No Gina: Smithy, he saved your life Smithy: i know, but whenever i go to say it the words get stuck in my throat Zain: Suzie Sim, the DI's personal assistant Jo: Always on hand to take down his particulars Ben: I know it's stupid, but i've learnt my lesson Jack: Which is? Ben: Always check if dad's coming round before doing class a's Sam: Oh come on, you have to admit it is kinda ironic. You go to a sex addict clinic and end up bonking one of the clients and making her pregnant-only you Phil Hunter. You know everything you do makes my life seem like a breeze Phil: You know me, always aim to please Smithy: And what are you doing in Suun Hill? Louise: Just passing through Smithy: In a multi storey car park? Louise: That's right Smithy: Do you fancy a job in CID Louise: You couldn't afford me Nigel Waits: I'm joking Zain: I'm not laughing HOLLYOAKS Becca: Justin in the classroom Ben: You were just in the classroom? Becca: No Justin Burton Ben: Huh? Lee(on the phone): Hi i was just wondering how much you'd pay for me to donate my sperm?Uh huh, oh Joe: Not enough? Lee: No, worong number, it was a chinease takeaway Becca crying about Justin Becca: He kissed me!!! Ben: He kissed you!!! Becca: He kissed me. Ben: Well he's got a lot of bottle for a 16 year old. Becca burts into even more hyseterical wailing: He's 15!!!! Liz: It's obvious the Knife was Stephen Mackintosh's and he somehow slipped and fell on it! |
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Originally Posted by Kate_Hunter
Becca crying about Justin Becca: He kissed me!!! Ben: He kissed you!!! Becca: He kissed me. Ben: Well he's got a lot of bottle for a 16 year old. Becca burts into even more hyseterical wailing: He's 15!!!! Liz: It's obvious the Knife was Stephen Mackintosh's and he somehow slipped and fell on it! Justin: We could get a Kebab Nicole: IM A VEGAN Justin (on the run for murder)<looks at her with contempt>: I thought I had problems. |
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As an Ian and Jane fan here's my contribution
Ian: So what do we do now?
Jane: We open up. Ian: Be completely honest. Jane: No, I mean the caff ---------------------------------------- Jane: More than just mates okay Ian: Think I could live with that ----------------------------------------- Ian: They're gonna find out. They're not stupid Jane: Dont take after their dad then ------------------------------------------ Jane: You didn't give 'im the smug look did ya? ------------------------------------------ Billy talking about Jane when she kicked him:- Billy: She took me by surprise, didn't she? Grant: Barbie could take you by surprise ------------------------------------------- Jane: Ignore Ian. He got out on the wrong side of bed this morning. Ian: Wrong side of bed? Jane: Yeah, and if you keep this up, you won't be getting back in it ------------------------------------------- Jane: You know what I love about you? Ian: What? Jane: You're just you. ------------------------------------------- Jane: (about Phil) A good smack in the mouth that's what he needs Ian: I am so glad you're on *my* side ------------------------------------------- Ian: You know what it's like. Kids see these things and they copy it Jane: Well better not let him watch Flashdance then. He'll end up a welder in leg warmers |
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Emmerdale
Delilah arriving at the Dingles, after jilting her lover at the altar. Dingle # 1: "Why?" Dingle # 2: "Why?" Dingle # 3: "Why Delilah?" |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iloveeastenders
That was in 2004.
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Jim and Dot talking to Tina and Johhny
JIM: We had a budgie but but it died. Dot: You killed Jim: No i didnt Dot: Yes you did murdera Johhny: Ok would anyone like a drink Jm: Yes Please Dot: You'd love that wouldnt ya |
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