I'd allow him a look - for bragging rights, obviously - then tell him he wouldn't even begin to understand it before I asked him to get the heck out and dematerialised.

Bill Gates would just want to put more windows in the Tardis.

I would take a trip on the Titanic, with my own inflatable life raft, use a megaphone to warn the captain and if that failed rescue as many women as possible

Lol I thought it might have been infected with Windows, hence the 'crash' at the beginning of TCI.

Me,

if I had a tardis I would go back to the 50's sleep with Elvis Presley (as he is the most gorgeous man that ever lived IMO) then show him what happens to him if he follows his path and stays with his manager.

Hopefully that would change history for the better and I'd well you can guess what I was going to say.

And he must never be allowed to own it - he'd just install Windows and stuff it up altogether.

Why sell it on ebay for a trillion when you can find out what happens in the stock market and become the richest on the planet

On a serious note, I've been worried by some of the ideas in case the Tardis ends up with those who should never get their hands on it.

Wemay all eb subject to Emergency Programme One message being told to have 'a fantastic life', and seeing the Tardis being neglected, covered in dust.

I'd go to a time before I became old and bitter... I'd do something hugely romantic ad erotic... and I'd take Preston from The Ordinary Boys/"Celebrity" Big Brother.

You can't take him. He's mine!

No really... i'd fight... bite... pull hair... play dirty... even share!!

I am just being greedy. You take lovely Preston and I will stick with David Tennant.

I already have several times... but even in real life I accept your deal!

If he installs Windows XP the TARDIS will be crashing even more than it normally does.

I'd have replied sooner but I just had to restart

Sorry, I claim Preston!

I have 2 hands... can swing with them both... feet if need be... and at times I have teeth to fight with too!! I have never clapped eyes on this boy before, but have never seen anything quite so beautiful!

If you two are going to start fighting over him as the Black Guardian I will use my dark powers to take Preston off both of you.

Look! I set my Tardis for Preston and it took me to him. He's my new companion. You arguing with the Tardis?!

If the thread subject is anything to go by, then we all have one... mine is just set to get to Preston a few seconds before yours that's all... and I WAS the first to name him as my companion...

Adopting dark snarling tone.."I want the TARDIS. I want Preston and I want them NOW!

Right! We'll choose by rank. When did you see your first Dr Who episode?

I'll be honest and say it was approx 16 years ago... Tom Baker in City Of Death on video... (does quality of first story seen get you Preston points?! This story is one of the best, and it was my first!!)

No, no, it's okay. I just realised if I took Preston back to mid 60's and said this is my companion, I'd be immediately sent to prison!

depends whether it was before 1967 or not