Faria laughs as she tells Michael he keeps calling Maggot Mullet. Big Brother calls Rula to the diary room.

Rula returns from the diary room with one pastille and tells Micheal how it doesn't hurt her throat to talk, only to swallow.. Make your own jokes up here..

Micheal and George are now in the kitchen and Micheal makes him a cup of coffee, no milk or sugar, that's good to know.

George goes back into the bedroom to get his mic, walking past a now dozing Jodie, and now, back to the adverts..

Back from the ads.. Preston is getting dressed as Chantelle heads to the bathroom, knocking before going in. Faria is still in bed.

Rula and Micheal are standing by the fridge discussing how much food they've got left and how they should finish what they have before the groceries arrive later today.

Just as George and Micheal start talking politics we cut back to the bedroom to see a snoring Dennis and a singing Chantelle emerge from the bathroom, she's obviously still on a high from last night, bless.

Dennis continues to snore quite spectacularly as Chantelle sits in bed combing her hair and Jodie, now awake, eyes up the room from her bed.

Back in the kitchen and George and Micheal, Micheal asking George about his time in the Labour party back in the 80'. George tells Micheal about meeting Callahan and Wilson.

Micheal asks George something about Wilson but we cut back to the bedroom, grr!

Faria, Jodie and Dennis are now all sleeping, Dennis's snoring seems to have.. Oh no, its started again.

Back in the kitchen, George and Micheal are now talking tax "Avoidance".. Micheal points out that tax evasion is illigal while avoidance isn't. Rula listens in intently.. We on the other hand, have to rush back to the bedroom

Chantelle sits up in bed applying makeup and looking around the room.

Meanwhile... In the kitchen, Micheal and George are now talking about Margaret Thatcher and her speech on "No such thing as society", and just as it gets interesting we go to commercials. I have an urge to go to the Carphone Warehouse, don't quite know why.. I think I'll have a cigarette instead (Hey, don't do it kids!)

Back from the cigarette break, someone is playing a violin.. How bizarre!

Ahhh it's the wakeup call.. Now it all makes sense..

We cut briefly back to the kitchen as George and Micheal still talk tax, then back to the bedroom, never has so much makeup been put on in one place at one time..

Rula and George are now talking wet leaves and the council ignoring Rula's letters on the subject!

Faria gets terribly excited when Rula shows her a little bit of milk left in the fridge, Faria can have coffee, lets all cheer.. Huzah!

Traci and Micheal are in the sitting area, chatting. George comes in asking about toilet paper, Traci suggests using cleanings tissues. But before we can get drawn in, we're off to commercials again.

Back from the commercial break, in the seating area, the toilet tissue talk heats up!

Preston, Chantelle and Pete are in the bedroom talking about the fun they had last night, amid sound cut outs..

Rula enters the bedroom to spread (If you'll pardon the pun) the toilet paper panic of '06..

Traci and Dennis are in the bedroom talking sexy lingerie sellers Agent Provacreur (sp), everytime I see Pete I say "Yeah, Jackie", but thats not important because the commercials are on.. Again!

Back from commercials, Dennis is in the bedroom pumping off with his bungie cord, Chantelle is still beautifying herself and Traci is combing her hair in one of the mirrors, while Preston paces up and down behind her.