..Well they've OBIVOUSLY never seen my toilet seat.. Oh, we're back from commercials now, and you've got to put up with me for around another 10 minutes at least (How exciting!)..

In the living area, George, Maggot and Micheal are talking about old cars, Pete and Micheal start singing "Down go the blinds.." as, er, the blinds to the bedroom go down.

George and Pete are talking about the TV show "Ibiza Uncovered" and Pete is saying how he was hooked to the show..

Bread pudding is being handed out, George declines after making a cheeky attempt at getting custard with it... Jodi and Chantelle are now in the kitchen tasting the bread pudding..

Jodi makes faces behind Petes back then goes off to the fridge to get some orange juice.. Don't panic, Dennis didn't melt in the sauna he is in the kitchen too..

Michael and Pete discuss Fanny Craddock (Oh go do a Google search kids!), the sound cuts out as they discuss Dorothy Squires (Google again!)..

George and Maggot are at the dining table discussing sleeping pills, Pete and Jodi join them, making sure they do NOT look at each other..

Chantelle, at the sink keeps asking everyone if they want a drink, which Jodi seems to find hilarious...

Preston and Maggot are talking about their time in Japan and the street signs...

Big Brother reminds the housemates about wearing mics, Jodi looks over at Chantelle again, not joining in at all with the others conversation at the table.

Michael, George, Pete, Maggot and Preston sit at one end of the table talking about Liza Minelli while Jodi sits at the other end of the table on her own making the occasional face and looking around bored.

Jodi doesn't seem to be doing a very good job at hiding her distane for the other peoples conversation.. At mention of The Farm, Jodi suddenly springs into life to ask who they're talking about, but as we've not had one for around 4 minutes, it's time for another commercial break.

Back from commercials on E4, yes, I know I could of switched to Channel 4, but well, er, I didn't!
Preston is in the diary room, everyone else is still sitting around the dining table, no, Jodi is making an attempt by moving up and sitting next to Maggot.. Sound is cut..

They still discuss Miza Minelli, then switch to Ruby Wax as George says "Never to a Ruby Wax show, she slaughters people..."

After a few minutes silence talk turns back to Liza Minelli, instigated by Pete (What a shock!).

Right too much in the way of sound cutouts and the fact it's 1:15am mean it's goodnight from me, anyone who wants to take over is more than welcome!

Maggot got called to the diary room. Girls are in the bedroom, can't really tell what they're on about. MB & George chatting; little of consequence. Oh, the robed girls are back out in the main area. MB says Chantelle looks like she's got mascara on, but apparently it's chocolate??

Ah, Chantelle's been crying, thinking back over the fact that she swore on her mum's life that she was in Kandyfloss. Worried that her mum will have seen that. Consensus is that her mum would have been willing her to say it, and that she's worrying over nothing. Everyone must know this by now, C seems to have told everyone.

"Seriously, I can't cope without you" says Jodi.

MB thinks the lighter's going to run out, so has got matches.

"It's a figure of speech, it's not like you're in court" says Pete.

"The fact that you're upset about it makes you even more lovable" says George.

"That was the lead singer of Kandyfloss' mother you were talking about!" says George. That's the best one and seems to sink in.

Jodi would rather be doing the show in July because she always hates January.

George is preening himself. And they're into "This Is Big Brother" impressions. Now George is off to bed.

Much quietness.

They're discussing how quiet it will be when they're down to 5, they could each be in a different room.

Now impersonating the Queen doing Big Brother. MB's switched to Prince Charles... and has lost Chantelle's interest. MB is carrying on, not sure who he's doing his routine to.

Back from ads. Jodi, Chantelle, MB, Pete still up. Discussing cameras in showers etc. Jodi wouldn't let them film in the toilet, but the shower's ok. She's done that before, would just wear a bikini. MB wouldn't do it if they filmed in the loo. "A step too far".

A door bangs. It's Maggot! He'd come on if there was a camera in the toilet, in the firm belief that they wouldn't show it.

Jodi: "What are them things where you get your bum cleaned?" Others: "Bidet?" Jodi: "No the tube.." Yes, it's the time of night when conversation turns to Cheryl Baker's reality TV enema. This warrants a sound dip.

Pete says his outfit says "Pro Pagan". Appears to be a conversation killer. Maggot waves to Michael if he's watching. "There's 7 of the buggers, can't name them all". Some confusion whether you can say bandmates names, whether it's code. So, if there is a Goldie Lookin' Chain Code, here's what he said. With apologies for spelling:

Zane, Mr Lovedge/Exey, Adam Hussein (one for George), Mike Balls, Mister Coll (strongbow veneer), Billy Web (he got glasses), Two Hats (he's the good looking one).

Maggot wasn't quite sure if he'd said them all, so this is unlikely to be some secret code.

Jodi remembers Two Hats from a photo-shoot.

Chantelle's gone to shower and then bed. Trying to find the lightswitch in the shower first tho'. "Just fumble around" says Maggot. Some sitting around watching cameras move. Ads.

And Pete's off to bed. No talking is going on. Maggot's got himself a drink. MB is looking at the instructions for the oven.
Jodi's coughing. "How you're feeling" "I've been really sad all day" "What are you sad about?" Cue sound dip and close up of Jodi's star tattoo foot. Sound back, and MB's on about cider. Jodi seems never to have tasted it. MB says it tastes like mud with the smell of apples.

Some mocking of BB - instead of knocking the heating off, they've put the air conditioning on.

Maggot leaves the diary room, having pointed this out, and praises the staff. They're looking into it.

Jodi and MB discussing swearing. Jodi's mum's nickname (given to her by Jodi and her bro) is "Formal", but every now again she swears and it's funny. Apparently.