Oh ok, if you insist!

Everyone is now up, if not quite out of bed (Faria and Jodi), Chantelle and Maggot have come out of the lab, and it doesn't look like any of the Japanese language tapes that were played to them through the night have stuck..

Faria and Rula are in the bedroom, Faria can't believe they've been in for a week tomorrow and Rula is happy that they're changing the bedding tomorrow, I can' think why..

At LAST! Commercials..

Sorry I was distracted by the decorators...

Everyone who is up is sitting around the dining room table and they're discussing food..

MB says they haven't had chips all week and asks Chantelle if she'd eat chips, she says "Ohhh yeah...". George says they have no bread, but it's the first time at breakfast that they haven't. Someone at Hovis pulls the plug on the sound!

Faria and... someone else! Are brushing their teeth in the bedroom, ahh its Jodi..

Traci sits on her bed, using one of the bedroom wall mounted mirrors to do her makeup, Jodi uses some toilet paper to pick her nose (Now now, no comments!), Dennis is sitting on his bed eating cereal..

Chantelle and MB are having what I can only assume to be a "What food made me violently ill" discussion, Chantelle really knows how to paint a pretty toilet picture.. MB says that he doesn't really get on well with oysters.

MB, Chantelle, Maggot, Preston and George are sitting around the dining table, Chantelle asks MB how old he is.. Rula leaves the diary room and we cut to Jodi applying her makeup, no, not with a trowel, hey now come on!

BB calls Chantelle and Maggot into the diary room, I assume for the second part of their experiment.. Hooray! More commercials.. I'm off for a cigarette (Don't do it kids!)

Maggot and Chantelle are out from the diary room. MB and Dennis are talking about washing and MB says Dennis will have his today..

Maggot and George are talking about the task, George doesn't think that the task for Maggot and Chantelle is entirely finished.

Rula is asking Maggot about his night in the lab, Maggot says they eventually turned the lights off and he got some sleep, and that BB had just tested them on their Japanese in the diary room.

Chantelle comes back from the diary room, their part of the task is now over so they can take their outfits off. Traci asks Chantelle how is was, she replied that it was ok, but a little hot trying to sleep in the lab.

Traci says they're down to one box of cereal, and no bread. The horror!

Preston makes himself some porridge as Rula, George and Maggot wonder where all the lighters have disappeared to. Preston wonders whats going to happen when they run out of cigarettes, he says "That'll be the best bit, imagine Pete with no cigarettes!"

Faria comes out from the bedroom to ask Maggot and Chantelle how they got on. BB again reminds the housemates about wearing their mics.

Back from commercials, there is no truth to the rumour that I fell asleep (OK, maybe a little), Dennis and Traci are in the living area, and seem to be getting on much better.. Traci says "In fact, the next time we see each other I'm sure we'll get on much better"

The sound dips as Maggot and MB talk about tour buses..

Maggot is talking about Glastonbury

Oops.. MB asks Maggot "So, you must pay tax?" to which Maggot answers "No.." before looking up at the cameras and saying "YES" very loudly..

Meanwhile.. Dennis and Traci are still talking, Dennis goes quiet when he notices a camera staring at him, Traci giggles and says "Oh you're so cute..". Then goes on to talk about last nights arguement involving Jodi and Chantelle.

Jodi and Faria are talking about the hurricanes of '87, and how Jodis dad had built her a "Proper treehouse" and how the hurricane had blown it all down.

Jodi and Faria are now talking about clubs in Barbados (As you do..)

In the bedroom Maggot, MB and Pete are talking about Scotland, George, clad only in a towel, walks past, scaring me momentarily. Luckily commercials are here to help me recover.

Preston and Rula are in the kitchen doing the washing up, Ah sorry, Preston is putting the washing up away, Rula is doing the washing in the sink..