How nice to see the HMs swapping keepsakes on the last day. Methinks Alex got the best deal of the lot...one of Kate's thongs to remember her by! Jade will have to wait for her signed photo of Alex until they leave the house....
I wonder what other appropriate gifts they could exchange....

Jonny to Alex: shower mat
Alex to Kate: washing machine for her smalls
Jade to Alex: headache pills
Everyone to Jonny: tabs - they're all he needs!

Jonny has promised to hand out photocopies of his arseole at the party later.